Monday, May 26, 2014

Sofia Vergara And Nick Loeb Split Again

For the hundredth time, Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb split. It was Sofia who released a statement and she wanted to make it seem like it was their busy schedules that were responsible, but the statement also said the couple has not been getting along lately. I think they never really get along. I think they have an equal amount of time where they are loving each other and hating each other with an extra percentage set aside to allow Nick to cheat with hookers and strippers. The guy is so obsessed with himself and loves nothing more than to sell all those damn things he sells at conventions and trade shows and then spend the rest of the evening and night looking for someone to hook up with and using the name of his girlfriend as an in. Sofia is not innocent in all of this, but has cheated much less. I wouldn't be shocked if that billionaire she hooked up with late last year is already in touch.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:15 AM

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18 comments:

  1. Snootches7:17 AM

    She reminds me of a muppet for some reason.

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  2. Violet7:18 AM

    Honestly, I think she would drive me insane. I don't know him so can't comment (actually I don't know her either).

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  3. plokzy7:20 AM

    She's gorgeous. He looks like an asshat.

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  4. OneEyeCharlie7:22 AM

    I'm with Violet. I think I would last a day before starting up the car in the garage.

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  5. ladybaus7:23 AM

    She is gorgeous but reminds me of Fran Drescher or something. Once her show is done I am sure her career will tank. Save that money girl...

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  6. Brian7:23 AM

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug...

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  7. ericaomega7:45 AM

    She's actually an extremely shrewd businesswoman, making tons of money internationally. I am sure she's going to be fine.

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  8. Unknown8:38 AM

    It takes two wackjobs to make up this kind of relationship. Don't hate on him more than her.

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  9. Feed Watcher9:16 AM

    I like Nick's "Onion Crunch". It is a tasty addition of texture and flavor that is delicious on mashed potatoes or mashed cauliflower.

    I think there was a "Pickle Crunch" in the works, too, that showed a lot of promise for sandwich making, but I'm not sure about the status of any new products.

    Nick is hot and I like that he doesn't seem to give a shit about Sofia. He was on Adam Carolla's podcast last year and whenever Adam tried to bring up how sexy Sofia is (she is Adam's type) Nick just kind of brushed off the question.

    Girls like Sofia are very needy this reminds me of the old quote that for every great looking woman, there is a guy out there who is tired of putting up with her. Or something along those lines.

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  10. Unknown9:26 AM

    Charlie, for one hot day I could manage tbe insanity... but not much longer.

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  11. Sincerely,Your Friend9:37 AM

    I don't care for her acting or her lack of humility, but he just reeks of DB to me. And his looks could be a lot better if he's that big if a douche.
    I'm sure many guys will hit her and prob quit her soon after.

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  12. Unknown10:04 AM

    If anything were to happen to me, I'm certain that Mr. Dingle would be happy to buy noise canceling ear phones and ride that crazy train.

    She's got a smokin' body!

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  13. SugarTitz10:13 AM

    I still think Sofia is hooking up with salma hayek billionaire man. This is precursor to many bi.

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  14. NaughtyNurse10:16 AM

    He looks like a douche.

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  15. 0_010:54 AM

    So what I'm hearing is, Sofia's available?

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  16. Unknown11:33 AM

    Is feed watcher Nick's publicist? Hmmm.

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  17. Seven of Eleven12:16 PM

    It appears Nick isn't the only one obsessed with Nick Loeb...

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  18. califblondy1:32 PM

    I didn't realize he had his own deal going on. I thought he just held Sofia's purse.

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