Something made Rob Kardashian cry. Something made Rob Kardashian book a flight to LAX from Florence before his sister got married for the third time. My guess is she had a weigh in and he was deemed to heavy for the wedding photos. OK, maybe it wasn't that. Maybe he tried to have all the bridesmaids and groomsmen do the wedding dance thing to that Chris brown song and Yeezus put his foot down and said no. Maybe Rob caught Yeezus trying on the Givenchy wedding gown and tried to take photos. Maybe Rob made jokes about Jay-Z and Beyonce skipping the wedding because they had more important things to do and that got Yeezus mad. There are so many possibilities. I could be here all day talking about them. It takes a lot to make a guycry though and leave a wedding before it starts and then fly all the way home alone. I think everyone makes fun of him in the family because he can't f**k or get naked for money like the women can.
I boycott every news about this family and i think Enty that you could do it also
ReplyDeletePerhaps they wanted him to reprise some of his dwts moves and he freaked out. Maybe no one wanted to wear his socks. Maybe he ran out of blow and khloe wouldn't give him any. Oh the speculations are endless as is the media coverage of this wedding circus.
ReplyDeleteIf only there were some kind of website where one could learn actual gossip about what happened.....
ReplyDeleteI have to say enty, you reached a new low in bitchy comments right there. Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteI think it was a messy combo of Kim/Kanye and the fact that BRUCE was taking the place of his bio father and that his dead bio father was OJs defense lawyer and as he is growing older the blinders over his eyes are unravelling. I have nothing but respect for someone who refused to attend THAT shit show...
ReplyDeleteI wonder what lucky person got to make that long, long flight home sitting next to him.
ReplyDeleteToo bad this wedding didn't take place in February.
ReplyDeleteLove that the closest A lister were paid to attend. Lana Del Ray, david Blaine, Andrea Bucelli and John Legend. All paid but hardly a A list affair. HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHaha! I say bring 'me on! Why does everybody get their panties in a wad over enty comments? It's a fucking gossip blog y'all. Get over yourselves!
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ReplyDeleteI heard one guess that the Valentino suits made for him to wear were made many sizes too small and that he just felt that everyone was making fun of him. It makes sense for that superficial crowd to make fun of someone being overweight but I'm wondering if its part of their plan to boost his sock company because I feel so horrible for the guy that all I want to do is buy his socks to support him.
ReplyDeleteI just can't wait for Wendy Williams and VH1 Gossip Table tomorrow!
FAT ROB IN A LIIIIIITTLE COAAAAAAT
DeleteValentino's suits from that event DO look like they were fit especially tight! Even the designer's own suit from that staged garden walk with Kourtney was way too snug. And homeboy is NOT fat, just far too orange.
I would ditch a wedding ceremony that dressed me like a shiny couture sausage casing, especially if they all laughed at me in the process... Nah, who am I kidding? My sister in law would have killed me, so I just kept drinking.
Wait. I just solved THAT mystery then. The Kimye wedding was so intolerable that the only guest dedicated to sobriety felt safer returning straight home on a transcontinental flight than a family wedding. Sad, sad. Poor Rob. I might just by my first pair of his socks out of solidarity now.
Poor sock mogul. It must be a bitch to be even a little bit sensitive in that fame whorehouse.
ReplyDeleteHe comes across as a decent kid who used drugs and food as self defense from Pimp Mama's relentless disparagement.
Shit, even Bruce identifies with the enemy so much, he's changing genders. : D
(I know it doesn't work that way. It's a joke, see the smiley? ; )
Oh, and in that STAR studded guest list? NeNe Leakes. I can't stop laughing, that's all they could get?
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe i feel sorry for someone in that atrocious family,
ReplyDelete@Kat---I know! They couldn't even get a REAL Real HW. Was Sheree not available? lol who gonna check me boo?!
ReplyDeleteShe by Sheree 4 ever
DeleteI think he saw first hand what a joke the charade was. Just 2 ego maniacs wanting attention and admiration for their looks and money. Kim thinks the world revolves around her, Kris supports it, and Rob is sick of it. Kim prob wanted to have a talk with Rob to point out his current issues and he prob said, "F IT! I don't need some phony, plastic, narcissistic, whore that let's tbe world watch her get pissed on for fame n money tell me that I need to change! Outta here and I'd take Bruce with me, but he's keeping tbe peace, if I could!"
ReplyDeleteWritergirlinLA wins with her comment. Good morning, all.
ReplyDeleteWow - real compassionate, Enty. Whatever went down had to be pretty bad, if he packed up and left. Way ti keep it klassy.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it an issue that Bruce walked her down the aisle? Robert Kardashian obviously can't do it.
ReplyDeleteThis probably makes him the closest to human in the family.
ReplyDeleteA wedding is not a wedding without some family drama.
ReplyDeleteNow that the Pre-divorce ceremony is over, let's start counting down the days until it actually happens. I give it 3 months....90 days so she can break the record from her previous (insert eye roll here) fairy tale wedding.
ReplyDeleteKneepads has a tweet from KK and she #fairytail. They are all too fuckin stupid to exist.
DeleteAfter this wedding I think there should be a no-kardashian year!! Fuck just the February bull haha.
ReplyDeleteI think Rob has finally had enough of the/ir bullshit. Good on him. I really hope he loses all that weight just as a kick in the teeth to all of them...doubt it, but I really hope it x
I know logically he is just as bad as his family...but most likely it's just a storyline. That we're allllll getting to hear about in time to watch
ReplyDeleteHe looks even bigger than he was a while ago. I wonder what's going on with him because it obviously makes him very uncomfortable. He seems very lost in their stupid world.
ReplyDeleteHe could also take a real break from his family, he's certainly not THAT poor that he can't afford a nice one bed flat anywhere in the US. And build his life away from them. I feel more sorry for people who can go away from their disfunctionnal families because money and means are lacking.
ReplyDeleteHe could also take a real break from his family, he's certainly not THAT poor that he can't afford a nice one bed flat anywhere in the US. And build his life away from them. I feel more sorry for people who can go away from their disfunctionnal families because money and means are lacking.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for this guy for some reason. He seems lost.
ReplyDeleteActually I have to applaud him. Maybe he realized what a circus it was and how it wouldn't be healthy for hopefully his new found sobriety or just sanity. We keep saying Rob needs to divorce from his family or at least a long term separation. The only way to get healthy and sane. I mean why does Kim look so miserable all the time now. Is her face frozen into that expression?
ReplyDeleteIn every photo I saw of him as he tried to escape, his expression was one of pure misery. Say what you will, but that is one depressed & upset individual. I feel a wee bit bad for him being surrounded by that superficial three ring circus that is the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteMurielle, Rob probably can afford a small house but I get that he wants the same thing his sisters have. He has little ambition and zero college. If he had some of that he'd probably be doing okay.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the guest list. I know someone posted a link yesterday. Must go find that.
Rob is a big ass man, he needs to start taking responsibility for himself now, he always blames someone. Look on pimp mama sis you will know that fam will have weight issues , no surprise but he has more resources than the average guy to help him.
ReplyDeleteI am beyond thrilled this tasteless debacle took place in europe. May they all stay there forever. Can i get an amen?! Lol
ReplyDeleteOf course rob was denied. No tits, no ass, no businesses- of what use is he to anyone? Mother pmk looks at him as if he were a bug. I feel for the guy, and im thrilled he had the balls to go home. Rob, find something you are interested in, and live your life. Dont measure yourself by their whacked out standards. You're fine just the way u are. Be fat. Be thin. Get ripped. Or dont. So not important. Be happy.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have this thing lasting more than 73 days?
ReplyDeleteHe strikes me as borderline, especially in those family therapy episodes. Extra sensitive, always looking for an opportunity to feel slighted, at the heart of which is a profound sense of inadequacy, which he refuses to own and blames everyone else for. It wouldn't take much for him to get his feelings hurt and storm off. The more dramatic the exit, the better.
ReplyDelete@mmhmm, that sounds like a few other people around here.
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There have been rumors of him having a secret child that the family has pretty much swept under the rug. Wonder if that has anything to do with it.
ReplyDeleteSo her wedding to "nobody" Humphries had A list athletes and celebrities. Wedding to Yeezus had Nene. He's probably been non-stop fuming over their D List wedding and blaming her. Yes Kween Kanye, this is the slum you married into.
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ReplyDeleteSo basically it's he AND Khloe that don't belong in that family. I figured with his ass being the only guy he would suffer. He just needs to ride the gravy train.
ReplyDeleteNo matter the shit show this family puts on they continue to make $$$ hand over fist. It pisses me off to no end.
ReplyDeleteAh, two whores finding true love.
ReplyDeleteMy question is - did he get some booze at the duty-free shop and take furtive sips the entire way home? Or escape to the bathroom several times during the flight? Or have someone buy him drinks and pass them over?
ReplyDelete@Sherry, Rob actually graduated from USC, and there was talk of him going to law school. He needs to do something far, far away from his family.
ReplyDeleteMreep mreep, soapbox alert!!
ReplyDeleteI just hate fat-shaming. And the fact that it's a dude doesn't make it any more okay to me. I don't like any kind of body-snarking honestly, but I really don't like how it's okay to make fun of dudes in a way we might not do if it was a woman being shunned from her sister's wedding for not losing enough weight. Don't get it twisted, if that's what happened the real ahole is whoever would think that conventional presentability trumps actual family love.
Mreep mreep, off soapbox! As you were!
@TTM - Normally I would agree with you, but Kardashians don't count!!!!. They are like a pox and deserving of every bit of mud slung at them.
ReplyDeletethey are totally setting him up for his own weight loss deal with a fat pill company -
ReplyDelete@canada OMG that didn't occur to me but I was going to say no way bc here's what he tweeted a few days ago... I just went to screen grab it and he deleted it! I think Enty or other gossip sites posted it but he tweeted that he knows he's fat and doesn't believe in rehab for being fat. I'm going to feel so stupid if you're right and you might be.
DeleteThe only person I feel sorry for is Wendy Williams. She will have to eat crow (literally) on national television.
ReplyDelete@freya I love Wendy and can't wait to see her do that lol!!
DeleteAnyone notice neither Kim or Kanye is smiling in their wedding photos?
ReplyDeletePlease let this be the last K trash post until the contract expires and the divorce is announced. Pretty please.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your snark Enty! Thanks for keeping the site mostly KFree, especially for the farce of a wedding. There is no excuse for not getting away from a dysfunctional family. People do it every day. Rob the slob is just reaping what he has sown. F him and this family.
ReplyDelete@Freya, Kim has so much filler in her lips, it's possible she actually cannot smile. So creepy.
ReplyDeleteBut not as creepy as lipless Kris Jenner and Jaden "White Batman" Smith.
Andre Leon Talley is writing for Vogue about this Shitastical farce of a wedding, and he is subtly and very cleverly outing the entire family.
ReplyDeleteHere's the article:
http://m.vogue.com/vogue-daily/article/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-valentino-lunch-wedding-weekend/
Let me highlight:
"In fact, everyone was taking photos except host Valentino. The soon-to-be newlyweds arrived with their own personal photographer and film crews to record these special memories, which was like a family affair. Yet this was a family affair Rothschild-style, fused with Charles de Beistegui and Arturo López-Willshaw."
For those unfamiliar with Charles de Beistegui, he was well known in Paris for many things in his day. Mainly his replicas of paintings, period furniture, and antiques, faux Chinese pottery, and he would claim they were authentic. He was over the top in everything he did, was selfish and never displayed any gratitude to others.
Arturo Lopez-Willshaw brought his gay lover to his Paris apartment to live with his wife. She didn't care as she had her own life. His father liked his new lover because he increased the family wealth by diversifying their portfolio. The new lover was an expert in antiquities, banking, and managed the finances of the Beatles (or Rolling Stones?). When Lopez-Willshaw in the 60's, he left half his estate to his wife and the other half to his lover.
Andre Leon Talley is brilliant! Meanwhile the Krap family is surrounded by fabulous works of art and antiques from around the world and throughout history and they talk about Pilates during lunch. As if their pudgy bodies workout. Sickening.
@Dingle; So, in a nutshell, he said they're fake and gay? LOL!
Delete@Dingle, that was freaking BRILLIANT!
ReplyDeleteI feel for this kid. Seems like he's on anti depressants hence the weight gain in a family of shallow narcissistic people who use plastic surgery to maintain their figures. It's hard not to belong in your own family. If they don't love you who will?
ReplyDelete@ Dingle Barry, Isn't Andre Leon Talley, the nose picker that wiped his freshly picked booger on them at the Met gala?
ReplyDelete"Kimpisses shoulder, then immediately shook Kangays hand?....Big Chuckles
@7 thanks!
ReplyDelete@Poni, yes! He hates these two. Everyone must. We do.
Now, how will they fall? Valentino cannot be taking them seriously. This was a favor to Anna W perhaps? Let's keep reading Andre for more salacious clues.
@Dingle: who knew Mr. Talley had such a talent for writing. As far as the Kardashian wedding, Kanye will honeymoon with his boyfriend and Kim will keep checking the internet for all the posts about her. Nannies will take care of North, Rob will end up selling part of the story for the cash and end up in rehab, and Kris is already thinking about how to make money off the divorce.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for him too. He seemed very sweet on DWTS.
ReplyDelete@Renoblondee - I agree. He does seem like a really nice guy.
DeletePerhaps it was self-preservation. Maybe he couldn't trust himself not to look
ReplyDeleteLove the link, MadLyb.
Delete@Dingle Barry - thanks for posting that! I could imagine Andre Leon Talley saying all that ... he was a rather theatrical addition to the judging panel of America's Next Top Model at one point.
ReplyDeleteI think it's very much a contract - she's doing him as much of a favour as he is doing her. It's all an arrangement that will be of huge financial benefit to both of them - or so they think. I can't see it lasting. Kim is flaky and will likely do something to rock the apple cart.
That ramshackle mansion they bought looks awful ... why it's taken over a year to still be looking under construction is a mystery in itself. Maybe they really have run out of money as some gossip bloggers are speculating.
I haven't seen the wedding guest list, but heard a whisper or two that Ryan Seacrest wasn't invited which I thought very odd - had it not been for that man, these oxygen thieves would still be reading about celebrities, not living like them. (And maybe Kylie would have turned out okay).
Regarding Rob ... I speak from experience when I say you have to be in the right mindset to WANT to lose the weight. Something needs to trigger you into doing it, otherwise you'll just give up after a short time. I get a vibe from him that he feels like he doesn't fit in with his family, even his step-siblings ... if he asked me for advice, I'd tell him to study a trade towards something that interests him that he could make a living from ... such as electrical work or plumbing - anything!, but not a business flogging goods like his siblings have ... and then move somewhere quaint where everyone will leave him be, and live out his existence there. A bit like what Randy Spelling has done. He's never, ever, going to find happiness hanging around this lot ... if he's not comparing himself to what they have and he doesn't, he'll likely be worrying about how he doesn't fit in (and I say that as someone who is very much the black sheep of her own family).
I wonder if Jenner wore a dress.
ReplyDeleteI need to start following Andre writing more closely
ReplyDeleteRun, Sock Boy, run!
ReplyDeleteI'm so conflicted...I want to feel sorry for him then I see PMK's $ eyes and know I've been manipulated...
I have to laugh at the calvecade of D list and lower " celebs" at this low rent affair. How embarassing for them! And why wasnt pmk running her lipo ed ass after her son to see to his welfare?!!i guess she was just as glad he left since he wouldnt photograph well. As a mom, i dont get it.
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking about this a lot and I realized that it doesn't matter if Rob is playing us. They're all troubled people and need help. I just find it fascinating how they manipulate the media and enjoy watching each move they make (but not the actual tv show, god forbid! Lol but if you enjoy it I'm happy for you :)
ReplyDelete@Kat, if you've been "thinking about this a lot," you need a life of your own to think about.
DeleteHe is the only one not making money. He doesnt deserve the french champagne! Lol! Who knew a sex tape would make you this rich one day? Your third wedding in France...Who the hell keeps watching this damn show and making these ho's rich????!
ReplyDeleteInteresting note above that his weight gain might be due to antidepressants. I avoid Kardashian trash so don't know much about them but I'm afraid I will have a crush on this guy until I hear he's allowing his mother to set him up for a weight loss endorsement.
ReplyDeleteALT has a degree in French Literature, IIRC. He's very smart, witty, and a 12th-level shade thrower. LOVE him.
ReplyDeleteI think Rob should step out of the lime lights and get a REAL job using the connections he's privileged to have. He'll be the only worthy one when the Kardashian fad moves on.
ReplyDeleteTTM - I agree with you on both your points: Storyline and fat-shaming.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I'd like to think he left because he was upset or whatever, I think there's a big chance it was scripted. None of their crap is true.
Fat-shaming, you're right, it doesn't matter if man or woman, making fun of fat people isn't cool. There's one fat person I do shame: Kim Jong Un, because NK has starvation so bad, people are turning to cannibalism, eating the ones that die. Any kind of aid sent goes to him and nobody else.
Rob has a business degree from USC which makes him the smartest person in the family. I wish he would go get his MBA somewhere far away from his family and move forward with his life as his own success.
ReplyDeleteKardashian-free June please. (Better yet, a Kardashian-free CDaN.)
ReplyDeleteLayna Day, thank you. Now ALT makes that much more sense to me. I gathered after reading his article that he has masterful shade throwing skills. I just wrongly assumed his knowledge base was due to his brilliant natural sponge absorbent mind and time spent in Paris. I wouldn't be worthy to be in his company, and I'm intelligent enough to know that.
ReplyDeleteI'll look up when he left Vogue. For some reason I get the feeling that he was the success behind that magazine during the early years of Anna's reign. I know very little about Vogue, and now days I don't care to start.
Lady H, love Black Sheep!
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