Miley Cyrus went out last night in London to promote her healthy lifestyle.
Would you ever want to be on Lindsay Lohan's list?
Mel Gibson is really enjoying his multi-colored beard thing.
Neil Patrick Harris is big enough to hold up a hat.
Niiki Reed was all smiles yesterday in LA.
Another month, another Oprah cover.
Olivia Wilde and Padma Lakshmi hanging out is kind of random.
Robert Downey Jr. is on vacation with Jeremy Renner.
Not sure what Toni Collette was thinking when she put this together.
Oh Neil!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEnty, you've been cracking me up with your Miley comments!
ReplyDeleteExcept for RDJ and group this is one rancid set of pics. What's with Rolling Stone putting everyone on a cover nearly naked? Nobody reads their tripe anymore.
ReplyDeleteWOAH. Say what you want but Lindsay looks great there! No coke and alch bloat for once.
ReplyDeleteI'm counting down the minutes until Lindsay FINALLY disappears from the public eye.
ReplyDeleteHoly platform open lace up hell, Miley's shoes!
ReplyDelete<3 NPH
That Oprah shot looks all kinds of Photoshop fail.
I wonder if Neil needed any "support" from Photoshop.
ReplyDeleteP: Wilde/Padma
ReplyDeleteM: Reed
B: Miley
I'd feel embarrassed and ashamed if on Lindsey's list, forcing me into rehab to explain lapse of judgement.
ReplyDeleteDerek Lindsay looks totally fucked :(
ReplyDelete"Would you ever want to be on Lindsay's list?"
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think?
I wonder how tiny must be the writer's dong (if any) if he is not able to hold up a hat with a boner (any other way loses to gravity).
ReplyDeleteI would have liked to be in LiLo's list when that Herbie movie, now she is just a barely f word able compendium of STD.
Oh my goodness. I actually am attracted to Mel here. That's the first time since Lethal Weapon 1.
ReplyDeleteMe too, shamefully. Although I liked him and Patsy Kensit rolling around the caravan in LW2.
DeleteHmmmmm. Wonder what enty is trying to say about rdj and Renner there? Uh huh that's what I thought.
ReplyDelete@Sugarbread - Yarp! All the respectable blogs have made the tenuous connection!
DeleteMiley just bugs the shit out of me. Always does that looking down thing like she doesn't want to be papped.
ReplyDeleteLindsay belongs in a circus freak show. "Step right up and see the amazing Pig Lady."
Mel's beard doesn't suit him. It wouldn't suit anybody for that matter. He needs to tighten it up so that it contours the face and chin, not hang down like the ZZ Top boys.
"Neil Patrick Harris is big enough to hold up a hat." ... Big fucking deal. I can hold lots of stuff up with my dick. I can take my pants and shirt off and hang them on my dick. For real. Let's see actor boy do that.
Oprah can diet and pose all she wants, she'll never be anything but a fat ugly loudmouth who's only real purpose in life is to blow me.
So what is this Enty saying, RDJ and Renner are sweethearts? Renner is gay as Liberace, but I've always gotten a gay vibe from Downey as well. This is a little interesting to me.
Toni Collette sort of just standing around.
I'm all for seeing an avi with your dick holding up a bunch of stuff!
DeleteUmmmmm...you know you're rekt when Melly-boy is looking healthier than you... *cough* Miley *cough* And holy christ please burn those shoes and shell out $20 for a pedi...
ReplyDeleteLindsay gives me the "need to shower now" vibe. Heck, she gives me the "need to buy a hazmat suit now" vibe. Also, I feel like her breath would reek. Just sayin.
I'm in a bad mood today, so I'm trying to be nice, but these ratchet hoes are making it VERY HARD!!!!!
Aw, Meghan, I hope your day gets better. (BTW, you're not wrong. Those shoes, kill them with fire!)
DeleteDoes this help?
toni...the shoes girl
ReplyDeleteugh
@seven, awwww yes!! Actually, it does. It's just one of those days. Speaking of, is 1:30pm too early to start looking for wine?? That and Jax will make it alllll better, ha
ReplyDelete@Meghan- It's 5 O'clock somewhere is my motto!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with Toni's eyes? One looks like it's gone shopping and the other looks like it's coming back with the change!
ReplyDeleteOne would presume that perhaps Mel is growing that beard for a role? He can certainly hire himself for an acting role is one of his films that he directs and/or produces.
ReplyDeleteEverything. All.wrong...then saw bebes!! Woot! What does that comment mean?? Does it have to mean anything? I would love to go on vacation with someone in the same field with small kids also, is that weird? Also almost anywhere with RDJ
ReplyDeleteNPH can hold a hat with his schlong--pfft-I could hold up a tray on my belly.
ReplyDeleteToni's outfit would be much better if she changed out the shoes. I bet that leather skirt is buttery soft.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that Olivia Wilde's godfather is Salman Rushdie. I do know that OW has previously stated that he's very good friends with her parents and she that has known him since she was a child. So...there's no random-ness in her photo with PL.
ReplyDeleteToni likes dutch clogs.
ReplyDeleteRDJ and Renner may just be friends. They aren't each other's type.
Olivia and Padma exchanging How to Get Ahead in Show Business Without Really Trying tips.
RDJ and Renner are in Nashville with Susan Downey (there's other pictures in that set with her), Renner's baby-mama, and their kids. Family vacation, not whatever the hell Enty's trying to imply.
ReplyDeleteOprah = queen of the photoshop
ReplyDeleteIf he's bisexual, ain't nobody's business but his.
ReplyDeleteTEAM RDJ!
Does Lindsey know any other pose than that old tired blowing a kiss gesture? I swear to God every time I see her she's doing the same...old...thing... I don't even know what the hell is going on in this particular photo (I doubt she does either). I wish someone would just kidnap La Lohan and her whole annoying family and drop them off on an uncharted island somewhere and forget about them. Surely there's somebody out there that can make that happen isn't there? Anyone?
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