Josh Hartnett at the London premiere of Penny Dreadful. Anyone watch it this weekend?
Jonah Hill gets his sunglasses licked by his girlfriend. Dog is jealous.
Jennifer Lopez and her mom.
Jeremy Piven filming the next season of Selfridge. If you haven't seen it, then think Downton Abbey meets Entourage. Piven plays Ari in both shows.
Lea Michele wore this to the upfronts. Apparently thought she was selling bottles. This was the least skin she showed.
The Deschanel
sisters wore considerably more clothes to the business function.
Jada Pinkett Smith and
Anna Gunn were also there.
J Lo is aging so fucking fabulously.
ReplyDeleteJada's hair looks more feminine this way, but she is still a sour puss racist bitch, who needs to parent her children.
Pretty much the 2 comments I felt like making. TY!
DeleteAnd I see MAMA LOPEZ in Jlo and her sis. Very good looking.
I like Anna Gunn's hair. Looking good, girl! Is she on a new show?
ReplyDeleteGot some gossip. Friend of mine works at a 5 star restaurant at Disney.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp and Drew Carey were among the best customers. Drew once tipped nearly $1,000 for just a few drinks.
Worst included Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera and Penelope Cruz (who tipped $10 on $300 tab.)
DeleteOh Penelope, maybe u should have married for $$ instead of hot steamy hunky love. Girl needs better tipping allotment. I don't expect much of the other 2.
DeleteJada is aging fucking fabulously.
ReplyDeleteI am sick sick sick of seeing "the Zoey" and her plastic face everyday.
I bet Jonah is filled with custard.
ReplyDeleteIvsaw Penny Dreadful this afternoon -- its not for people with weak stomachs. I'm not sure I like it but Ill watch it again before I decide yes or no.
ReplyDeleteLeas mourning time is ovah and she is on the prowl.
oh and Josh Harnett is still hot as hell. But he almost ruined it for me when he called 911 high on meth cause he had diarrhea...
ReplyDelete@derek say what???
DeleteCan we call him Josh Shartnett now?
Derek! Please tell me that's true
Delete@Marieee-hey girl! That is very cheap---do these people have no shame?
ReplyDeleteJLo has an excellent surgeon with the deft subtle touch of a Swiss watchmaker.
ReplyDeletesounds like a plan. Though he's not posted here very often : (
ReplyDeleteand it all went down at The Chateau Marmont of course...
There is no way I'm googling, "Josh Harnet Chateau meth shits."
DeleteNOPE
Not falling for it.
The Shateau
DeleteHaven't watched Penny Dreadful yet, I'm DVRing it to watch when GOT is done. Looks right up my alley tho!
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to come up with a reason for licking someone else's glasses...meth-related poop delusions?
ReplyDeleteI need to know more about the Josh Hartnett story. Trying not to google it.
ReplyDeletemajor Bummer about P. Cruz being so cheap.
I can't stand Josh Hartnetss beady little eyes and greasy goatee. That goatee looks greasy on Leo and Greasy on Franco, I don't know why any of these guys do it. I once had to turn off Haloween H2O because Josh's haircut in that movie pissed me off so badly. I hate that stupid douche!
ReplyDeleteJlo looks fantastic here. I think when she goes more natural and less full on glam, the prettier she looks.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and ladies, no more mirrored avaiator sunglasses (or non mirrored for that matter) they never look right on a woman, the way the shape of the lense droups down at the cheek, not flattering, you want something that curves up and makes that area look lifted. And while we're (read: I'm) on the subject and everything, please stop pushing your sunglasses up your nose so they are as close against your face as possible. I'm looking at you SJP, all it does is make your nose look longer and your forehead shorter, unbalancing the face. I feel so much better after getting this off my chest. I like to read and watch celebrity gossip, but I hate each and every one of these assholes more than the last.
ReplyDeleteZooey needs to cover up those untoned legs.
ReplyDeleteThat must be why Zooey wears black tights all the time.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Fatso getting his shades licked is strange and disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThat totally unstaged photo of JLo and her mom is totally unstaged.
Who is that cutie standing beside Piven? If he's nailed her that will break my heart.
Lea Michele might be the single biggest asshole working in Hollywood. She recently posted a pic to Twitter of her and Monteith laughing. He's been dead for 10 months now and this piece of shit continues to milk the fake relationship. Her publicist quit over it some months back.
Zoey and Emily but sadly no me.
Anna Gunn out for a stroll.
I have to give credit to JLo. She is aging MUCH more gracefully than most.
ReplyDeleteP: The other Deschanel
ReplyDeleteM: JLo
B: Zooey
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ReplyDeleteIn defense of Lea, she thought it was supposed to be a Victoria's Secret loungerie event.
ReplyDeleteFFS @Harry, it was his BIRTHDAY! Give it a rest about Lea.
ReplyDeleteThat dress was gorgeous in other shots of it by the way.
JLo looks about 30. Just crazy good.
Nom nom Josh Shartnett. You can take crazy meth shits all you want just as long as they aren't on my chest. And preferably without the meth.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Mr. Selfridge spoiler. Obviously someone dies.
ReplyDeleteInstead of walking red carpets Pinkett Smith needs to be working on her parenting skills. She's on my permanent shit list.
ReplyDeleteZooey looks her age. That means she's too old to pull off cute.
Looks like JLo has some genetics in her favour - her mom does not look that old.
ReplyDelete@Missy Prissy...I think you just knocked Fancyscreename off my A+ cool poster spot. Yous just exploded snark all over this thread and I am highly aroused.
ReplyDelete...the rank list for posters...that's happening now, yeah?