Friday, May 23, 2014
Random Photos Part Two - Cannes Photos Part One
Justin Bieber grabs one of Heidi Klum's breasts.
Somehow Harvey Weinstein let himself take a photo with Justin Bieber. Lana Del Rey was also there.
Barbara Palvin
Marion Cotillard, Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger.
What is the deal in Cannes with all the face stroking. Here is Marion giving one to Leo before going off to smoke.
Sharon Stone
Robin Thicke focusing on Rosario Dawson while Leo tries to look down her dress.
John Travolta and Kelly Preston witness a proposal.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
Michelle Rodriguez
I took one for the team, pass the mimosa. Babs Palva is a Hungarian model and I guess she's here again because she was hooking up with Biebs, and we have to look at his tweeny mug twice today.
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Michelle looks amazing!
Michelle Rodriguez looks beautiful!!
ReplyDeleteI like Robin Thicke's new 'do
Maybe all the face stroking is because of drugs? Must ask Adrien Brody. Apparently he's the go-to
Heidi should have slapped the shit out of the twerp.
ReplyDeleteI sure wish Michelle wasn't a gayelle.
So many Mr X blinds answered in one small photo post.
ReplyDeleteHeidi looks unbelievable.....wow.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't, nor ever, will get Rosario Dawson. Nope.
Beibs actually looks like he was trying to get it in! God Leo, maybe try slimming down a bit. I miss Jack Dawson!
ReplyDeleteThat Travolta picture looks as staged as a Kim Jong Un propaganda photo....especially with all the pointing
ReplyDeleteOk, so do you have to be invited to these events? How do some of these people make it in? So much for grace & elegance!
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ReplyDeleteCannes - where cinematic masters such as Fellini, Antonioni, Bergman, Godard and Truffaut once walked, dined and premiered their respective masterpieces to the world.
ReplyDeleteWhere the lush strings of Morricone, the circus-music of Rota and the romantic melodies of Delerue would fill the night air.
Where L'Avventura, The 400 Blows, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, E.T, Do The Right Thing, The Piano and Pulp Fiction were first seen, cheered and applauded by Cinephiles, many of the aforementioned films receiving 10 minute standing ovations.
Where one could walk along the street and run into Mastroianna, Anouk Aimee, Alain Delon, Claudia Cardinale, Monica Vitti and Sophia Loren.
Now you get Lohan, Bieber and Thicke. Welcome to 2014.
But honestly, the big directors and all that are still there doing their thing, they just don't do all the fame-chasing that these people do. And really, when's the last time you looked at a gossip blog to see how Spike Lee was doing? I'm sure there is much more highbrow coverage elsewhere. Just apparently this blog is allll about the Lohan and Thickes.
DeleteI'm also willing to bet that there was a lot of hand wringing about Tarantino in the beginning, that foot-loving bastage
Cannes has sort of become the new Sundance. More people there having nothing to do with the film business but the free swag hooking parties.
DeleteBlame the French they've always been a problem.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally stealing that awkward face stroke goodbye and will use it on my husband and friends. Look out! My hand is gonna be touching all your faces, bitches!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to add "Well, well, well!!"
DeleteIn theaters may 30th
DeleteLmao!!! Sugar that's totally something the hubs and I would do. Awesomeness!
DeleteKlum's been Bieb'd! Ick...
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ReplyDeleteM: Del Ray
B: Palvin
Michelle looks beautiful, and Sharon Stone looks DESPERATE.
ReplyDeletepalvin is a lovely model, she worked for VS for a while but had slight weight gain. gorgeous face and skin.
ReplyDeletewhat is going on with marion's dress in the first pic of her? its like a fold of skin under her arm?
gawd help us. Thus begins the Bieber renovation project. Being photographed with credible entertainers is step one.
ReplyDeleteJBE, same thing happened to Sundance.
ReplyDeleteThere's Heidi, FFS...
ReplyDeleteAgreed MS and JBE..
ReplyDeleteMitchy does look awesome there. Barbara Palvin reminds me of someone but can't think who.
That proposal pic is awkward. Do you think John flew his own plane to Cannes?
I can't tell if the lady being proposed to is really confused or trying not to cry.
ReplyDeleteMichelle looks pretty good when she doesn't look like she's dressed for limousine parkour
ReplyDeleteBieber better be paying big money to Heidi and Harvey for their pictures. I hope he isn't going to be a guest dweeb on Project Runway.
ReplyDeleteStop giving him attention! He'll never go back to the kids table if you keep encouraging him to get out of his booster seat.
I agree with the comments JBE and ms girl,,,tragic state of affairs when beiber or Paris, or lindsy at the hotel Martinez or the croisette sharing air with Sophia Loren and even Jane Fonda, actually.....every self respecting director knows this too
ReplyDeleteWhen they take over dealuville or Rotterdam it's all over...
Jason Blue Eyes, I give you an Standing Ovation. Yes even Cannes has been bastardized reaching new lows this year.
ReplyDeleteHeidi Klum and Stacy Keibler are starting to look very similar to one another. Except Keibler is pregnant, so she may soon look like something more than a stick insect.
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone is another one who just seems to never age and must have a Dorian Gray portrait in the attic.
Rosie, wearing a banana (colored dress).
Even worse, Dingle Barry, Bieber is going to be on So You Think You Can Dance.
ReplyDeleteIs that a Weinstein production NaughtyNurse? Please tell me it's a show that's sets has been celebrities free to graze in the back alleys of Where Are They Now?? (Psst: we still don't care)
ReplyDeleteWTF is sleazoid Robin Thicke doing anywhere near Cannes?? I don't care if he performed free for charity. He makes my skin crawl.
ReplyDeleteI loved your comment, Jason Blue Eyes, but the truth is that Vannes has been a fame whore magnet since an unknown, teenage Bardot pranced around in a bikini ( rather daring at the time).
ReplyDeleteHow dare that little shit stain get his paw within 2 feet of Heidi! Ick Nast!
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