Thursday, May 22, 2014

Random Photos Part Two - Cannes Photos Part One

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is just a friend of Roberto Cavalli. Imagine what his girlfriend goes through every day.




Also touching a face is Barbara Palvin. The face she is touching is Justin Bieber.
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon
John Travolta and Kelly Preston
Sophia Loren

48 comments:

  1. Someone else comment. Rosie looks like a cheese stick with a wig.

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  2. Met me die before I get as old and disgusting as Cavalli.
    Just let Biebs die now.

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  3. Ummmm WTF is that on John's chin??!!! And actually I am not really sure if that is human, kind of looks like a robot.

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    1. Ha! I was thinking Madame Tusseaud's (sp) wax figures.

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  4. Oh, long term lurker, aware I'll probably be labelled a troll. I do live under a bridge.

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    1. Hi Procrastibator! I don't think people will think you're a troll unless you start posting trolly things!
      Welcome to the loony bin!

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    2. Hi Procrastinator! Is it a nice bridge?

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    3. *Procrastibator
      Damn autocorrect done autocorrected me!

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  5. Travolta's eyebrows. Wowzers.

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  6. This is horrid but when my uncle went through chemo, he drew on his eyebrows and wore a wig. Still more natural & convincing than Travolta.

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  7. So very, very, very many unattractive couplings in these pictures.

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  8. Those pics of Cavalli on the beach in a speedo with his 20-something year old girlfriend rinsing off his behind should be handed out to all women who think a man is a financial plan and that they don't need to have career for themselves because they are young and attractive.

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  9. Um... thank you for Sophia Loren.

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  10. Ok, Cavalli is disgusting to watch, and I feel sorry for Rosie getting pawed like that, but the guy is 73 and still living in Boner City. I sincerely hope I will be too.

    That's a strange photo of Palvin and Lil Dickhead. There looks to be a genuine intimacy between these two.

    Kelly Preston is 51 and I would do her until it fell off.

    Sophia is trying too hard.

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  11. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Thank Gawd cavalli has trousers on. Does rick salomon EVER give a shit?

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  12. Kelly Preston looks beautiful!

    Love Sophia, but her reds don't match. Aaah! Trying. To. Ignore. But. Can't. #OCDrulez

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  13. Wrong shoes, Sophia. It looks like Santa's boots with those red pants.

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  14. P: Rosie

    M: Preston

    B: Palvin

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  15. What does the P, M, B stand for, Count?

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    1. @aemish, you probably want to knock back a mimosa before hearing the answer.

      They are female orifices. P is for lady parts, M is for mouth, B is for ex lax time.

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  16. Pammy is at Cannes...cleaning rooms.

    Kelly got new bewbies.

    John is trying out his new "carpet munching" look. He still doesn't get it. And we ALL KNOW John. Give it up! It's less of a secret than Sean Penn being an asshole.

    Sophia Loren is always a Goddess. She can do no wrong!

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  17. Too much makeup, John!

    Sophia definitely got he plastic surgery. I wasn't sure before, but you can see it around the eyes.

    I love Pam's dress.

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  18. John grew himself a cumcatcher so he won't miss a drop.

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  19. @ Harry
    No Kelly Preston link? Are you sick today? I rely on you, pal.

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  20. Oops John missed a spot shaving

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  21. Guess John is showing off his new face.

    Kelly looks fantastic!

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    1. It looks like they are all showing their new faces...John, Kelly, and Sophia. Kelly even looks like she's missing a back tooth. Lol!!

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  22. Dawg, sometimes I get a little burned out with the links. Was going to take a break today but I hate letting you down. Here's Kelly.

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  23. I feel for Rosie, I really do. Because that's all kinds of Jolly Old Uncles at Christmas--it's not necessarily paedo, more like "please let me be near something unshrivelled, just once more..."

    John Travolta and Kelly Preston...at Movie Star Prom 2014.

    Sophia, I love you. Even though you've fucked with that incredible face.

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  24. Ex-Lax time, LOL! Seven gets my gold star for post of the day! :-D

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  25. I like that Sophia's wearing sensible, comfy shoes.

    Sophia knows that days at Cannes can be long.

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  26. Kelly looks really good.

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  27. Anonymous2:33 PM

    John looks like he got a fresh dip at the wax museum.

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  28. Sophia is always a goddess. It's the first time her nips and tucks have been obvious and her reds clash a bit but it doesn't matter.

    Pammy's pimp is fat and looks stupid. I hope she can keep some of the money she's there to make.

    Looks like Travolta sent his Madame Tussaud's figure in his place.

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  29. @Erin B - you have ruined my life with that visual.

    Even Sophia, who was formerly the most beautiful woman alive, has decided to go with hardcore plastic surgery. WTF is this world coming to? Apparently "superficial bullshit" is winning, and that makes me sad.

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  30. I thought it was the angle of the picture but everyone else said it about Sohpia's face. Too bad..She was perfection until then.

    Yes those bewbs look pretty fresh. Perhaps the cosmetic surgeon gave them a family discount?

    Ugh on Cavali!

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  31. LOL thank you @7... I didn't check back in time to give you credit b4 I figured it out but credit is definitely due (✿◠‿◠)

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  32. Sophia still showing the basic bitches how it's done!

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  33. Wait. I know I'm late to the game today, but I hope some of you are still around. Who is Barbara Palvin??? I am hoping she is blind and just trying to get an idea of what an asshole looks like.

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  34. Holy Greased Lightning Travolta.

    No to the hair, be it spray-on or dead animal. No to the overuse of eyebrow pencil. Could the smile BE any more fake?

    Yikes.

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  35. Also, a big shout-out to the Count for teaching me something new..lol

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  36. Are we sure that Travolta statue has a pulse?

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  37. Time has not been kind to Pammy.Love the comment about her cleaning rooms in her housekeeping uniform. Haircut is scary though.

    Kelly looks beautiful. John...there are no words.

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  38. I gather Roberto Cavalli is one of the few male designers who isn't gay.?

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  39. You know Rosie HW is wishing Jason Statham would show up to "Transport" Her outta there. God he's mauling her and she has to stand there and take it with a smile on her face. Barf! I thought Sofia was Eva Longoria. Yeah she got some work done alright. I really thought Sofia was gonna skip that shit and age gracefully. Who's next Meryl?

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