Seven parts today.
Neil Patrick Harris and Bryan Cranston about to get drunk together.
Orlando Bloom shows off his new girlfriend.
Olivia Munn hitting a red carpet solo.
I'm pretty sure this Maori kiss means Prince Harry is now married.
Look at the surprise on the woman's face as she notices Ryan Gosling.
Obviously Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady have made up as they hung out together with Gisele in the middle.
Earlier in the weekend Tom Brady hung out with Mike Tyson.
A family that gets rubs and tugs together stays together.
Victoria and David Beckham drive around London until they get noticed. Victoria acts shocked.
P: Broad eyeballing Gosling
ReplyDeleteM: Jizz-L/Bridget tag team
B: Munn - bareback and high on meth so I last forever.
Guh! No offense but I gotta tell you, that last part, it just sounds awful.
DeleteBlooms g/f looks kinda young.
ReplyDeleteMassages are massacre unless they are a Korean massage parlour.
Not massacre spelchek massages
ReplyDeleteIf Gosling dyed his hair red he could pas for Harry.
ReplyDeleteLegolas seems to like the girls who look like Leo in the face.
Didn't Tom manage to knock up Bridget and Gisele at the same time?
I remember in Vancouver, you could always tell the difference between MassageParlours and rub n tugs by the title; if it said "Massage" you were good to go, but "Bodysage" meant something else and usually had a rear entrance. As it were.
ReplyDeleteRIP TectTV and G4.
ReplyDeleteIt is a sad sad state of affairs that your legacy is helping the least pleasant, attractive or interesting of your female co-hosts to achieve a "career" in Hollywood. Casting couch much?
Morgan Webb will always be sexier.
@Sandy: It is always great to see pipes attached to the ceiling in a Korean joint. Second best part of a massage is have a 100lb Korean, who knows what she is doing, walk on my back. Best part of course is if you are lucky enough that they perform Asian.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid of the answer but what is perform asian?
DeleteI'm holding hopes that Seven and Gosling in the same headline/set means E likes me again.
ReplyDeleteNPH as the BI reveal, right?
Ewwww, rubs and tugs is not a sTORI anyone wants to hear.
That dress ain't doing Munn's knockers any favors.
ReplyDeleteGosling is wearing skinny pants. What a surprise.
There was a story over the weekend from Dean McDermott's ex wife about how he beat his dog in front of her on their 1st date. They had gone back to his place, and he discovered that the dog had gotten into something and made a mess of it. She said that McDermott punched the dog several times and hit it with a rolled up magazine.
Beckham is wearing a Charlie Chaplin hat. I really don't get it at all why the ladies swoon over this goof.
Who would go out with a guy again after he did that? She's f**d up.
DeleteSometimes it's just hard to understand people, MovingOn.
DeleteMr Bloom seems to have a type
ReplyDeleteDoogie likes the laaaaaaaadies :)
ReplyDeleteCranston is hot!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm
Ahhhh Heisenwig and the Angry Inch!!!!
ReplyDeleteOrlando still looks like De Niro in Cape Fear. How long is he going to keep that look going?
ReplyDeleteIs anyone excited for I Wanna Marry Harry? I don't watch any of the bachelor type shows but I think this is going to be hysterical. At least I'll watch the first episode and even if it's awful I'll walk away feeling like a Mensa candidate!
ReplyDelete@Charlie I was gonna say the same thing.
ReplyDelete@fedwaymom..I kinda want to know the answer too.
ReplyDeleteKat, I cannot believe all those girls were so gullible to think that Harry would even be allowed to do a reality bachelor type show.
Right @sherry? I'm not going to let myself think for one second that they're in on it and playing dumb just to be on TV. I want to enjoy laughing at really dumb chicks lol
DeleteI'm thinking Bridget doesn't give a shit that Tom left her now that he has turned into half a girl.
ReplyDeleteOrlando looks like a Pratt.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Dave & Vicky have to do anything to get noticed.
Blooms girls looks like Suki 2.0
ReplyDeleteNPH and Bryan Cranston have an uncanny resemblance to each other....
ReplyDeleteDon't bag on my girl Victoria. She's awesome!
ReplyDeleteYikes...Orlando get your girlfriend home early, it's a school night.
I like Olivia Munn but that dress looks awful on her.
Bridget Moynahan is so much prettier than Gisele.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree!!! Don't get Gisele's appeal.
DeleteYep, Gisele looks like a teenage boy.
ReplyDeleteA girl in my company's London office was asked out by Prince Harry one time in a bar. She's a cute young blonde girl...super pretty. She declined, but said he's super hot and sexy in person.
ReplyDeleteI think O Bloom's peeps have him helping a youngster like B Coop And Depp. An average looking youngster that will prob get some plastic like Heard as long as she plays nice.
ReplyDeleteToo cynical?