The whole family sees Dean McDermott off as he heads out of town. Filmed entirely for the show of course.
George Clooney and his soon to be wife. Probably. Maybe. Depends if he can find a good cocktail waitress before then.
Hayley Hasselhoff walking the runway in Paris.
Justin Bieber meets the wife of Mark Wahlberg.
Jon Cryer getting temporary tatted up over the weekend. A
Jake Gyllenhaal hanging out with Beyonce and Jay-Z. Random.
Jon Hamm meets Jon Hamm.
Joanna Krupa got half naked for money again at some pool party in Vegas.
Kate Moss and Sienna Miller have made up. Watch out Jamie Hince. Sienna will be over soon.
Of course Biebs sucks up to Marky Mark.
ReplyDeleteDean was heading to rehab amirite Enty?
Is JayZ still a vegan? Looking slimmer than usual.
ReplyDeleteFor the wax figures, they take measurements of everything. Who is willing to leak the measurements for his Hammbone?
Clooney likes ladies that look a bit masculine. The Italian one looked like a drag queen to me. Whatever floats your boat.
ReplyDeleteI still say she's a post-op or something. Definitely looks like "her" Adam's apple was shaved down or whatever they do for that
DeleteHayley H God love her - that photo is the epitome of nepotism.
ReplyDeleteBey and Jay have ZERO interest in poor Jakey in that pic.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm a fat chick too. If I had a sloppy drunk daddy who was some kind of weird idol in Germany, could I become a fashion model?
I'll volunteer for the job Freya...NO ME!!! Everyone get outta my way!
ReplyDeleteHonestly the real one looks better. (Hamm and hammaconda)
Jay Z does look slimmer there. Hate that beard Jake. WTH?
I wonder why all of a sudden Clooney decided to marry. Seems so rushed and odd. But I wish them happiness and a long marriage which in H'wd/Clooney time is 2 yrs.
So done with the Tori and Dean posts. At least Michael K does "The Deaner" voice.
Mine too Dizzel. Mine too.
DeleteKate looks extremely happy Enty! :(
ReplyDeleteBiebs nip slip. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteOf course Beyonce wears high heels to a basketball game. She probably wears high heels to the bathroom.
Jon Hamm doing his best Bill Cosby Jello Puddin' pops face.
ReplyDeleteBleh.
ReplyDeleteP: Moss/Miller tag team
M: Krupa
B: Wahlberg wife
fun fact about courtney love, apparently she wrote a semi autobiographical manga. i've been reading it. its not 1/2 bad.
ReplyDeleteLet's add a thought caption bubble above Mark Wahlberg's head...
ReplyDelete"Nice shirt, dumbass"
Clooney has officially lost his mind.
ReplyDeleteDon't marry her George, for heaven's sake! She reminds me of Mel Gibson's ex! I am happy to say I've forgotten her name....
ReplyDeleteOskana or Robin his first wife Brenda L?
DeleteWow, Clooney's girl looks a lot like L'Wren Scott. Well, in that picture at least.
ReplyDelete@Brenda L: She's the opposite of Mel Gibson's ex. She has a fantastic (top-school) legal education, is respected in her profession, comes from an accomplished family, and wasn't a bit wowed when Clooney asked her out.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what she is doing with him. He's very lucky to have met her. After years of dating beautiful women who were waitresses, wrestlers and fame hos, he finally decided that a brilliant, gorgeous civil rights lawyer was the one. Excellent choice, GC.
Clooney's fiance looks strikingly similar to Michael Jackson. That would make some seriously kinky role playing...
ReplyDeleteIf they ever make a Divine biopic, Hayley Hasselhoff is a lead pipe cinch for the lead role...
ReplyDeleteOksana, she looks a lot like Oksana to me. And I can see the L'Wren comparison as well.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing to me how much wax figures can end up on opposite sides of the spectrum as far as accuracy is concerned. This one of Jon Hamm is by far and large one of the most incredible I have ever seen! Excellent.
ReplyDeleteMarky Mark wants to punch Bieber in the face. I want Marky Mark to punch Beiber in the face. This kid is the only one that makes me condone violence.
ReplyDelete"Will the real Hammaconda please stand up, please stand up." - Eminem is so confused
I agree with what @Pip Squeak said; girl is accomplished.
ReplyDeleteSaw an awesome (unattributed source) quote that this girl is so much better for George, since she's not 'in entertainment or movies, she's on his level.'
Dude - George *is* an actor! Gold.
I do wonder how Clooney met his Amal Alamuddin -- among other things, she's represented Julian Assange. She's also served on several United Nations commissions, and done work in Syria and in Bosnia-Croatia-Serbia. I can imagine several different routes through which he might have met her (including an introduction through Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie) but I just don't know.
ReplyDeleteClooney's a peepaw now; he needs to pick a diaper-changer before it's too late.
ReplyDeleteDear Tori and Parents across the country and world for that matter-
ReplyDeleteTaking your kids out in public while they are wearing their pj's is tacky as fuck! Nothing screams trash louder to me than that.
@Sherry @Dizzel - The Deaner is the sole reason I even open those posts on DListed. I laugh so hard every time, I can't even help it. My recent favorite: "Now listen, what's crappenin' is..."
ReplyDeleteReminds me of an old bit on Filmdrunk where Vince would do Nick Nolte and it just killed me every time.
Wasn't there an old blind item somewhere (Blind Gossip maybe) about Mark Wahlberg calling Justin Bieber a punk or something like that? They were supposed to do a movie or something and Bieber acted all smug, etc..and turned out to be completely talentless.
ReplyDeleteI spent a good minute trying to figure out how Hayley was related to Elizabeth, then realized it was Hasselhoff, not Hasselbeck. Need more caffeine or alcohol.
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