Monday, May 19, 2014
Random Photos Part Four - Cannes Photos Part Two
Eva Longoria
Ahnold alone and
dancing with Sylvester Stallone at the
Expendables 3 premiere.
Paris Hilton is in Cannes.
Guy Pearce and his wife.
Roberto Cavalli reminds his girlfriend that he will need his balls washed later.
Lindsay Lohan
Monica Bellucci
Guy Pearce's cheekbones could've sunk the Titanic.
ReplyDeleteBefore I read the captions, I assumed pic 1 was Sandra Bullock. Must be a worse allergy day than I thought.
ReplyDeleteSo Paris is yacht girling too.
ReplyDeleteAlways keeping it klassy Lindsay dont fall down the yacht ramp.
Eva looks good.
Lindsay working hard to secure a director and cast for her upcoming movie that's supposed to start shooting next mon-bwah-ha-ha-ha, that shit is never getting made.
ReplyDeleteWTF with Guy Pierce's wife and her f*cking shoes?
ReplyDeleteIT'S A CONSPIRACY
Arnold looks good, wow
Eva looks great
But the shoes...
the shoes
Welp Lindsay found a couple of black guys to blame if all else fails in Cannes...
ReplyDelete@derek, their her backup band cause... every hero needs a theme
DeleteI'm so happy Cavalli's wearing a jacket! There's enough old guy moobs today. (one is enough, any day. yes, one moob.)
ReplyDeleteEva is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteScrew it Linds, Just get on your ass and SLIiiide... Wheee!
ReplyDeleteI actually adore Guy Pearce.
ReplyDeleteSo, Lindsay's working the yachts.
ReplyDeleteMore le they are working HER. That is one heartbreaking ho stroll...
DeleteYeah, Lindsay, whatever you do don't fall down. That would break all our fucking hearts.
ReplyDeleteOK, what's wrong with Mrs Pearce's shoes? I like 'em.
ReplyDeleteJason Statham looks more like a child molester than an action star.
ReplyDeleteHe must give the the blowjobs in Hollywood to keep getting roles.
Guy's wife must be a good cook.
Lyndsay heading back to the room with her first customers of the evening.
Doesn't Eva Longoria look Sandra Bullock-y to anyone else? I may need to call my ophthalmologist.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's great Violet :)
ReplyDeleteI'm just getting sympathy pain seeing these shoes. I'm not even a shoe person but I've had my toes squished in 'fancy' shoes more than once.
I love Guy Pearce!! Oh Jason Statham, what are you doing with all those reprobates?? Go back to doing Guy Ritchie films, you're too good for this shite.
ReplyDeleteAlso, JBE, in the scenario above, are there any other dudes involved in the glass coffee table poop-a-thon with Sylvester Stallone?
Lutz.
DeleteAny actor who can pull off The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. AND LA confidential has my vote. But loved Guy most in that movie about the memory loss.. Um. What WAS that called... Ummmmm
ReplyDeleteLove Parisite's look, for once. that dress is gorgeous and she chose a nice color for her hair that compliments it.... ; )
ReplyDeleteTNC: Memento..Also had the awesome Carrie Anne Moss in it. GREAT film. I see something different every time.
ReplyDeleteOh thanks Sherry.. But the name of that movie about the memory loss. Tip of my tongue....
DeleteP: Cavili's gold digger
ReplyDeleteM: Bellucci
B: Paris
OK, hoping the ball-washing joke is a hat-tip to Lewis Black. ;)
ReplyDeleteTNC don't over think it , it'll come to you ..... Maybe.....eventually ..... Probably at 2am & then you'll be able to get to sleep , after a selfie high five of course.
ReplyDeleteI want to be GP's wife!
Was actually trying (clearly unsuccessfully) to make a joke. It's probably one of my top ten movies of all time. Can watch Memento over and over.
DeleteMonica Belucci is too beautiful to be a real person.
ReplyDeleteWhile Dog Killer is in Cannes her house is empty of staff. She lays them off when she's away so she doesn't have to pay them. Her dogs are there though, locked away with enough food and water to last them until she returns .....
ReplyDeleteMonica Bellucci about to take my virginity.
I guess it's too easy to say that Lohan looks wasted. But she does.
Guy Pierce's wife just NO. That outfit is a fail. Lucky gal though ;)
ReplyDeleteI hope the long heavy dress on Eva means no tampon times this year.
ReplyDeleteI like Paris dress
Lindsey is about to get the night train run on her. Not that she would feel it anymore.
I'm guessing kellan. Lutz. Is now a yacht boy?
DeleteM O M E N T E M
ReplyDeleteDo you mean Memento? Great movie! Unforgettable really.
Delete*snickers to self...
Kellan Lutz looks very gay even the beard does not help making him look manly LOL
ReplyDeletelove evas dress
ReplyDeleteoh arnie. I cant help but luv ya
arnie and stallone...pepaws <3
Kellan is hawt
...so is paris (or so ive heard)
guy pearce...yummy...he was so hot in Pricilla. hes the only guy id hump whilst in a frock.
wash just gonna praise the heavens that cavalla wasn't on a beach...then I got to the shorts.
((side eye at Lilo)) that's exactly what they expect of u. at least get their wallets.
Cavalli's leg is still patched up from when we last saw him. Poor old man :(
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Paris' dress, gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI love Guy Pearce.
ReplyDeleteExpendables 3? Really??!!!!
And a parade of yacht girl photos.... Hilarious!
Love Guy! I remember watching him on Neighbours the Aussie soap opera. Next time I saw him was Priscilla Queen of the Desert WTF? He was brilliant. Also loved him in Mildred Pierce with Kate Winslet think he won an award for that. Also love him as the wacky anti prohibition cop in Lawless, who came up with that hair cut. He is another actor who is all in when he does a role.
ReplyDeleteAnd Monica is single now unless she and Vincent reconciled...
ReplyDeleteLohan is on speed/coke/meth. Her legs were tree trunks 2 months ago. Now she's a Rockette, just like mommy.
ReplyDeleteOh Lindsey girl...she looks like she ripped the sleeve on whatever it is she's wearing, she can't ever seem to close her mouth anymore and she looks shitfaced already. I wish someone would kidnap her and take her off to sober island to live for a few years. At least 2 whole years of nobody taking her picture, nobody trying to screw her, no alcohol, no drugs, no surgeons to fuck her face up further and somewhere she'd have to get off her ass everyday and do physical labor if she wanted to eat or have shelter. It would be the biggest favor anyone could do her. While we're at it lets ship off the K family & Will Smith's kids too. But to separate islands. So they're all alone. Nobody there to listen to them whine about how hard their lives are. NO CAMERAS. We could forget they ever existed. Just Perfect!
ReplyDeleteMonica Bellucci has to be one of the most beautiful women on the earth. She's more attractive than Angie.
ReplyDeleteCavalli's girlfriend is with him for LOVE. I bet they're soulmates.
ReplyDeleteI was with you all the way TNC...or was i? ...teehee
ReplyDeleteDoes Eva LongWhoria work tbe poop decks these days? Lately it seems she's the one paying for it.
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