Random Photos Part Five
A Steven Spielberg photobomb of Bruce Springsteen and his wife gets the top spot.
Ben Affleck looks for the gas cap.
This is not Abigail Breslin filming a movie about a teenage streetwalker.
Chloe Green at some random party listening to Marc Anthony songs.
Dakota Johnson is getting ready to be plastered over everything in the world.
Denise Richards takes her kids grocery shopping.
Ellen Page and a friend in NYC.
Mariah Carey on her way out of Letterman.
Mariah needs to stop wearing gowns to simple sit-down interviews. Her look is so sad, over the top diva, and very dated.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention Moni that they appear to be two sizes too small.
ReplyDeleteWTH is on that dudes head with Ellen?
Brucie is looking old in the face but still has a rocking bod. And why is Patti holding herself that way? Is it a tactic to cover her waist/tummy? Cuz I try that too. Doesn't fool anyone.
When Speilberg is in on the joke, you know the photobomb needs to retire.
ReplyDeleteKristin, I was just thinking how that probably preceded an #awkward moment... When everyone laughs... Just because it was Spielberg who did it.
DeleteCocoa, can you imagine how awkward it would be if Johnny Depp started photo bombing? I feel like we may not be that far off...
DeleteFeeling better?
Penultimate #awkward, who'sthatcreepydude? Cringefest.
DeleteImproving, thanks. :)
Didja see the greasy pony-bun, Wigs??
DeleteBrooooce = forever would
ReplyDeleteBen affect looks for a pap to spray with gasoline.
ReplyDeleteIs Mimi blind? She needs an arm to hold.
Ha! Ben Affect!
ReplyDeleteNow that Bruce isn't using roids and is in his sixties hes lookitng really bad.
ReplyDeleteDakota's star will never rise because that movie will be an atomic bomb.
Sandy, I was thinking the same things...some drugs are bad & have long term side effects : (
DeleteI've never seen a more miserable looking kids than Denise Richards. I have never seen a picture of Sam or Lola smiling.
ReplyDeletemimi crazy
ReplyDeletemimi crazy
ReplyDeleteOh Mariah.
ReplyDeleteI never realized Bruce Springsteen married Kathy Griffin!
ReplyDeleteOh my!!! I thought the exact same thing!!
DeleteHardly ever see Springsteen. The guy is almost a recluse when he isn't on stage. And about as beloved as one can be. Maybe all these pap callers could take a lesson from that ... of course, none of them have anywhere near Bruce's level of talent so maybe I'm full of shit and Swift and Reese and Alba and Garner and Affhole and GaGa and Bey and Jay Z should just keep at it.
ReplyDelete"Ben Affleck looks for the gas cap." ... and while he's at it, maybe take a look for a little dignity and class and character.
Chloe Green emerging from the surf ... like Godzilla only smaller and prettier.
Ellen Page, I think in the shower. The picture is real.
No comment on Abby Breslin because she's young and is allowed to make questionable fashion choices. Get back to me when she starts acting like those Jenner girls or, horror of all horrors, Destiny Cyrus...
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Denise and her kids, who get papped merely because she has a crazy ex and they have an effed up dad... Unless Denise calls them, and then I take it back. But she doesn't seem like the type... What the hell do I know? I'm overthinking this. Geez.
Bruce. Forever yes.
I just can't with Mimi. That whole mess is so tragic. And I've said it before. The only reason I don't feel sorry for her is that she's got a bazillion dollars. She doesn't need my pity for her idiocy when my whole house could fit in just one of her closets.
The gloves are back. Why Mimi? I have to know. Blind please Enty or just tell me. Is it a nail fungus?
ReplyDeleteBen looks good! Is that really Abigail Breslin? For reals??
ReplyDeleteBruce Springsteen looks unwell
P: Richards
ReplyDeleteM: Dakota
B: Page
Count, all this time I thought it was:
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That is a close correlation, Dingle. Primary Input, Main Input and Backup Input.
ReplyDeleteIn his prime Bruce really beefed his body up to do his strenuous concert schedule. He was pretty muscular, now....
ReplyDeleteWOW! Mariah looks EXACTLY like she did on her CD cover!! Bahahahahaha!!!
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ReplyDeleteFor the guys: I'd give Affleck, and Neeson a round. Maybe even at the same time.
ReplyDeleteFor the girls: Chloe is pretty hot.
Yeah, Mimi cannot ever stand next to a display poster of that album cover. Sad, but as mentioned, she has more money than Oprah so who cares if she lives on Magic Fairy Dust Lane in the center of Unicorn World.
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ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does anyone else think that nobody is gonna care when 50 Shades of Shit comes out? If they could have somehow produced the movie when everyone was talking about the book it might have happened but it seems like really old boring news now. Every time I see Dakota Johnson it makes me wonder who would pay money to go see it? Seems like the kind of thing you wouldn't want to be caught dead going to see at the theater. At best watch it in the dark anonymous privacy of your own home. I think Dirty Dancing sounds like a better love story than this mess.
ReplyDeleteJSierra, wherever you are - I read that 50 Shades recap from the link you posted and now I am so mad that people loved it that much that it's becoming a film. Just. Horrid!
ReplyDeleteI think Bruce still looks hawt!! He looks like he has lost weight, but a world tour prolly will do that. Saw him in NZ he is up there with the best performers I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteNo bad for 60!!