Thursday, May 01, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

There are no words.

Bryan Cranston was at the Crackle upfront to talk about his new series.
Apparently Crackle has also decided to give Emmanuelle Chriqui and
Chad Michael Murray a show too.
Benedict Cumberbatch out at a party in London before heading to the US.
Bella Thorne is filming Amityville with Cameron Monaghan who looks creepy as hell.
Cate Blanchett speaking out in Sydney yesterday.
Cara Delevingne got over Michelle Rodriguez by hanging out with Suki Waterhouse.
Charlize Theron enjoying what looks like a milkshake but is probably some kind of beet juice/bark combination.

36 comments:

  1. Whatever Crackle is remind me not to watch it.
    I think the kid next to Bella is supposed to be the horror Enty. :(
    PHOTOSHOP ALERT!! Extreme use of it too !!danger danger!

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  2. P: Charlize

    M: Cara - rub one out before hand to increase lasting time, then hold out a bag of blow and tell her it is all hers when she is done. #MaxEffort

    B: Chriqui

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  3. Cara is just GETTIN AROUND isn't she?

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  4. Is it just me, or does the "Mariah" picture looks like Xanadu redux??

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  5. Have Cara and Michelle split up then? How did I miss that?

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  6. There is a word for the Mariah shot: Photoshop.

    I actually really enjoyed CMM's show on Crackle. I wish the episodes were longer, though. It's about this sick game where people are assigned someone to kill within 72 hours, while avoiding being killed by someone else.

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  7. That picture of Mariah is hilarious!! Photoshop much??

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  8. What's a Crackle? This interwebs thing is just getting too big.

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  9. I think it's like Netflix and Hulu? Kinda?

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  10. Mariah must be the world's most insecure woman.

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  11. Everything Mariah Carey does looks exactly the same. Incredibly photoshopped, skimpy outfit, slightly wavy hair, a gold glow. She needs a change.

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  12. Yes, there is a word. It is PHOTOSHOP. I wonder if, when Mimi looks in the mirror, she sees her real self or her photoshop self?

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  13. Mariah is so photoshopped, it's laughable. She keeps talking about the "surprise" drop of her album a la Beyonce, but how can it be a surprise if she keeps talking about it?

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  14. Dang, that Cameron dude looked FAKE at first glance! I thought it was a mannequin or something. Creepy is right!

    (but I'm sure he's a fine, talented young man just fallen victim to poor lighting?)

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  15. Oh Mariah, no one is fooled. It's going to be a fun summer with her TV appearances where she will look NOTHING like that album cover. Man, she has money and talent, but every time I see that photo it makes me very glad to be me and not her. My insecurities are not put on display for the entire planet to giggle about.

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  16. Funny how you never see Cumberbatch, a 37 year old never married guy, with a girl. But don't anybody jump to any conclusions, ok? I'm sure it's not because he's gay ... There's probably some other perfectly good reason why a 37 year old never married guy is never seen with a girl ... maybe he has a secret harem of girls that he ravages daily with wild hetero sex .... then goes out by himself to rest up for the next session of wild hetero sex ... that's probably it.

    Suki looking in a mirror. No sign of BCoop.

    Cara and Michelle are apparently dunzo. What I wouldn't give for a 4sum with Suki, Cara and Michelle.

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  17. That first picture is an artist's rendention of Mariah Carey, plain and simple. Don't even know if that still qualifies as a photograph.

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    1. An artist's rendition of Mariah at Xanadu, maybe

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  18. Is Suki truly a model or do they just use that term? She looks like maybe the local paper would use her to model the local store's spring arrivals but that's it.

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  19. There are words for Mariah but none of them are "realistic".

    Soooo.Suki and Cara. Interesting

    Who doesn't love Bryan Cranston now. What a great fucking character. He was awesome!

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  20. huh who knew they could photoshop 5 inches in height on you

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  21. Cate Blanchett's skin is perfection!!!! Whatever procedure she had and/or product(s) she's using are very, VERY effective! I want!!!

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  22. TTM..The picture isn't showing up. How did you get that anyway? Charlie found it too.

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  23. Sherry you're an actress? Or were you just day playing?

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  24. Here is the info about Bryan Cranston's new show on Crackle.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2014/04/30/crackle-orders-shows-from-bryan-cranston-jeremy-renner/8523667/

    I have a Roku box for watching streaming video, and I have Crackle as one of the networks it can access.

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  26. Oh Mariah and her trying-too-hard-to-be-sexxy ways. Calm down already.

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  27. Bryan Cranston is the man.

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  28. If I see ONE MORE DUDE in a scarf !@#$%^&

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  29. Cara has moved on to Suki? They're both rich British bitches so maybe this is just two women from the same social class in England having lunch or something?

    Yeah I don't buy it either.

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  30. Mariah photo - I bet they put Mariah's head on Ann Margret's body like TV Guide did with Oprah.

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  31. That picture of Mariah is aout 15 pounds off her real weight! Wow, photoshop overload!

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  32. Totally made a beet juice drink this morning and it was fab. Don't knock it, Enty.

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  33. "Is this heaven?"

    "No... it's Mariah-album-cover-land."

    "So, is this hell?"

    "Ask Nick."

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