Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Random Photos Part Five - Cannes Photos Part Two

Heidi Klum

Lily Allen
Eva Longoria
Jessica Chastain, Eva Longoria, Karl Lagerfeld, Julianne Moore and a crazy photo bomber.
Milla Jovovich
Marion Cotillard
Petra Nemcova
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Ryan Gosling and Christina Hendricks

Posted by ent lawyer at 12:41 PM

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97 comments:

  1. Bruce Jenner12:41 PM

    Hey guys!

    Christina Hendricks is gorgeous.

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  2. OneEyeCharlie12:43 PM

    I was minding my own business, vaguely checking out the women, when BAM... there was Karl. I think I yelled out loud. Dude gives me the willies.

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    1. fontlover1:10 PM

      Lagerfeld is a genius

      http://www.thestar.com/life/fashion_style/2014/01/21/kim_kardashian_hits_paris_as_karl_lagerfeld_speaks_out_against_french_president_couture_2014.html

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    2. Kim Kardashian1:17 PM

      Yes he is, baby! I love you so much!! It's almost here - can't wait!!

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    3. fontlover1:34 PM

      Saw your dress
      Was a mess
      Can't contest
      You the best

      Got my girl
      Winds unfurled
      Got a pearl
      In a plastic world

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  3. Frosty12:43 PM

    LOL @ Eva Longoria photobombing KL

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  4. Kim Kardashian12:43 PM

    Beyonce is such a basic bitch. She better not try to ditch my wedding!!

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    1. KhloeK12:51 PM

      Don't worry Kimmy, if Ye throws a couple tracks Solange's way, I'll bet she'll throw Bey in a trunk and enforce her arrival!

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    2. Kim Kardashian12:57 PM

      Thanks Kokes!! I knew I could count on you to have my back on this!

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    3. Paris Hilton12:58 PM

      Does your ass get it's own dress?

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    4. KhloeK1:00 PM

      Kim, I already had to call security on that stalker Naya. She was trying to hide in the cake before they baked it! Dumb bitch!

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    5. KhloeK1:01 PM

      Paris, you basic anal wart. You wish you had a Kardashian Kaboose

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    6. Rob Kardashian1:02 PM

      I found Naya in the cake when I was sneaking bites of batter straight out of the bowl.

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    7. Paris Hilton1:03 PM

      So do you Khloe.

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    8. Kim Kardashian1:04 PM

      Yes Paris, my ass is getting its own dress. It's custom! And Naya should know not to mess with me after she lost her job and her man. You're welcome, thirsty hooker!

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    9. fontlover3:43 PM

      paris france not paris hilton. ROB YOU MAY NOT BRING HER NOT HER DAY NOT HER DATE.

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  5. Bruce Jenner12:44 PM

    Hi Kimmy!and Ray

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  6. Rob Kardashian12:45 PM

    I think I heard her say she needs to count her socks that night, Kim. You'd better not count on her showing up to your wedding.

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    1. Kim Kardashian12:48 PM

      As if Beyonce would wear something that you designed! You're so annoying, Rob! I can't believe I let mom talk me into letting you come. We've had to widen the aisle because of you! Twice!!

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    2. Rob Kardashian12:51 PM

      Man, this French food is delicious! I can't stop eating crepes!

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    3. KhloeK12:53 PM

      Dammit Rob, there's croissant crumbs all over my bed! Pull yoself together!

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    4. Kim Kardashian12:58 PM

      Stop eating Rob!!! There isn't enough time to let your suit out again, and you are NOT wearing sweatpants to my wedding!!!!

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    5. Rob Kardashian1:00 PM

      I got an elastic waistband put into my tux pants, hooker. Bring on the coq au vin!

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    6. Kim Kardashian1:08 PM

      Rob, I just got off the phone with mom. She said that she told the hotel to cut you off from room service until the wedding, and she wants to talk to you about getting an endorsement with Jenny Craig

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    7. Rob Kardashian1:12 PM

      Are you whoring for Jenny Craig now? What happened to Quick Trim?

      Kris needs AA so she can just shut up about me and my issues.

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    8. Paris Hilton1:13 PM

      You should join him fat butt.

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    9. Kim Kardashian1:18 PM

      My ass makes money, honey!

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    10. Rob Kardashian1:19 PM

      ....for Save the Whales...

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    11. Kim Kardashian1:22 PM

      That's rich coming from someone whose ass is responsible for McDonalds last quarterly profits!!

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    12. Rob Kardashian1:25 PM

      Why, yes, I am rich. Thanks for asking.
      Where is Nori? How many nannies did you bring with you to take care of your baby?

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    13. Kim Kardashian1:30 PM

      Rob, you know we only bring three nannies when we travel. The rest stay at home

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  7. Brody Jenner12:46 PM

    Hey dad. Guess I won't see you at the wedding after all. So much for making me a part of this family

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    1. Rob Kardashian12:49 PM

      Brody, I'd switch places with you in a hot second. Kim will not shut her whore mouth up about me and my appearance. I can't help it, I love to eat!

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    2. KhloeK12:58 PM

      Rob, Kim's whore mouth gave you the means and opportunity to be a sock emperor. You should be grateful!

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    3. Brody Jenner1:00 PM

      Rob, it's a little sad that you'll be hitting the buffet while I'm here doing cock pushups. Time to hit the gym, buddy!

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    4. Rob Kardashian1:08 PM

      Cock pushups all day long. My shit is large and in charge. Never deny that.

      Now where did I put that croque-madame I was eating.

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    5. Brody Jenner1:15 PM

      Is that a poopsterbation reference, Rob? Because you have to stop doing that

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    6. Rob Kardashian1:18 PM

      I'll stop after this trip, I promise. I've never had a chance to poopsterbate after eating all this French food and I wanna see how this turns out. I'm having some Aligot right now. I'll let you know how it goes. I know you've tried it too, Brody. Should I send you a picture since you aren't here with the rest of your whole family?

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    7. fontlover1:25 PM

      #SD #STFU ROB

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    8. Brody Jenner1:34 PM

      Well, Rob, they say the first step is admitting you have a problem. And that's a low blow, man. I'm trying to put the past behind us with my dad, but shit like this doesn't help!

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    9. Rob Kardashian1:38 PM

      Yeah, you're right Brody. I guess I was just jealous that you didn't want to give me a hand hug. What can I say, I'm a Pisces. We're emotional.

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    10. Brody Jenner1:44 PM

      It's okay, Rob. Us family outcasts have to stick together!

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    11. Lord Disick1:51 PM

      Oh good God Rob, the bidets in France must be working overtime with you around.

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    12. Brody Jenner1:54 PM

      Lord Disick in the house! If you get sick of the fam in France, come back and hang with me and my chick and her friends!

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    13. Lord Disick1:58 PM

      Brody don't tell anyone but I'm ready for a stiff drink.

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    14. Brody Jenner1:59 PM

      Spending time with my step family will do that to you!

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  8. GatorGirl12:46 PM

    There ya go, Milla, no excess bag fees for you!

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  9. Sarah12:48 PM

    Aishwarya is looking amazing

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  10. Bruce Jenner12:49 PM

    Brody, I love you but I think you're being a big baby. Man up and come stag! I am.

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    1. Brody Jenner12:56 PM

      Dad, you've seen my new chick. You think I'm going to kick that out of bed for someone's third wedding? Fist bump!

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    2. Kim Kardashian1:05 PM

      And this is exactly why you didn't get a plus one, Brody!

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    3. Rob Kardashian1:09 PM

      They're going for 73 days. A new Kim record!

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    4. Rob Kardashian1:11 PM

      Did Khloe bring French? If so, I'd be pissed, Brody. That dude is shady.

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    5. Lord Disick2:13 PM

      Rob he's French, he belongs here more than any of us, no?

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    6. KhloeK2:36 PM

      Hey LD! You ready to go shopping?

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    7. Lord Disick3:10 PM

      I was born ready honey

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  11. Bruce Jenner12:49 PM

    Khloe! I've missed you. I'd motorboat her too. Hahaha

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    1. KhloeK12:54 PM

      Missed you too Brucie! Nothing like the most beautiful city in the world to reunite a family! Sorry Brody!

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  12. Bacon Ranch12:52 PM

    WTF is with that guys face in the photobomb shot?
    His nose...his mouth..
    Is it the flash that made it look that way?

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  13. ForSure12:53 PM

    Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman in the world. People mag has had it wrong every year. Except for Lupita, she's beautiful too.

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  14. Seven of Eleven12:53 PM

    I had to copy/paste her name, but I love Aishwarya's dress.

    I've seen what Saffron does to her lovers and repeat the BACK OFF request.

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  15. Bruce Jenner1:07 PM

    Hahahahahaha Brody! You're right, it is a third marriage. We all know those dont count as much. Wait a minute...

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    1. Brody Jenner1:10 PM

      Where's Scott? Because that deserves a hand hug!

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    2. Lord Disick1:53 PM

      Badass hand hug!

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  16. sandybrook1:14 PM

    *YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!*

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  17. Bruce Jenner1:15 PM

    ROB I Dont like him either!He's up to no good and I know it!

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    1. Kim Kardashian1:19 PM

      I didn't put him on the guest list. We're having a klassy wedding

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    2. KhloeK1:46 PM

      That's some basic bullshit that I couldn't bring French to France. Klassy my ass, shake yo tits!

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    3. Kim Kardashian1:48 PM

      Sorry Kokes! I let Ye make the call

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  18. Rob Kardashian1:16 PM

    I'll keep an eye on him for you, Bruce. I know how you feel about confrontations.

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  19. Harry Knuckles1:23 PM

    Lily Allen sitting down or standing up.

    Karl Lagerfeld when he was a fatso.

    Petra Nemcova contemplating something.

    Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is one of the 2 prettiest girls in the history of the world. Gong Li is the other one.

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  20. Count Jerkula1:24 PM

    P: Longoria/Chastain/Moore triple threat - Karl can watch if he likes.

    M: Hendricks

    B: Mila

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  21. urban chaos1:35 PM

    Aishwarya is seriously always gorgeous! And Julianne Moore is stunning as well.

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  22. urban chaos1:37 PM

    Oh big Karl- his lack of food explains his extreme bitchiness, guy wants to unleash his inner fat kid.

    And is that some weird photoshop on Petra? They aren't large but her chest looks bolted on

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    1. Harry Knuckles2:21 PM

      Don't think it's any kind of photo shop on Petra, urban. They look natural to me.

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  23. nancer1:44 PM

    i can't wait for the day i see no more of those stupid sleeves (lily allen), or long, see-through skirts, or assymetrical hemlines. ICK!! hideous trends, every one of them.

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  24. crila161:54 PM

    The photo bomber in the Lagerfeld photo looks like she just got a call "7 days..."

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  25. crila161:55 PM

    Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is the most beautiful woman in the world. Absolutely stunning.

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  26. Anonymous2:09 PM

    oh, FFS...

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    oh WOW! There's Heidi. Haven't seen her in a while.

    ((eyeroll))

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  27. Lady Heisenberg2:28 PM

    Petra & Aishwarya! Hello K-krew!!! How are wedding preparations going and how EXCITED are you?!

    PS: I hear Brody will not be attending, is this true? Brody was a real douchenugget to my brother at a bar a few years back, but day drinking in Manhattan Beach gets the best of us. Brody simply MUST attend the wedding of the millennium!

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  28. Lila2:47 PM

    Eva, Aish, Ryan & Christina... All looking amazing.
    Marion has great style.

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  29. Sára3:16 PM

    The crazy photobomber is Barabara Palvin :)

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  30. Bacon Ranch3:16 PM

    Good one crila! I couldn't stop checking out that picture. I think you're right, female. Frightened.
    Soon to be paid a visit through her tv.

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  31. Bacon Ranch3:19 PM

    Noooo Sara, I looked her up :(
    First pic looked like Beibers twin

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  32. missy prissy3:46 PM

    I can't stand the stupid flared jeans over high heels or platforms especially when the jeans goo all the way to the ground. It looks so stupid, kind of like one of those shaggy haired horses that have the long hair over their hooves. I'm looking at you heidi!

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  33. sandybrook4:48 PM

    Life in Cincinnati must truly suck huh KTrash?

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  34. MadLyb4:56 PM

    Aishwarya Rai does not even belong on this planet. She is much too glorious.

    I really want Christina and Ryan to be a couple. No reason, really.

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  35. MadLyb4:57 PM

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  36. cowbulls6:17 PM

    Count, I like the idea of a triple but with those three I would save Longoria to change the sheets and clean up the mess after.

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  37. Lady Heisenberg11:31 PM

    Crazy ass Kanye Blind in HSK today

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  38. Sincerely,Your Friend7:42 AM

    Ryan Gosslings was on that photo? I didn't notice.
    Those things are super famiar to me, but Christina's still stop me in my tracks. They suit her well.
    Well Done Dr. Hooters!

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