10) What friends of that all-around trainwreck are fearing that she might be headed towards another relapse after some really bad news this week?
11) What hasbeen's friends are encouraging her to be the guest of honor at a Comedy Central Roast, thinking that laughter will really be the best medicine?
12) What B-list rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to that B/C-list mostly TV actress currently on a network sitcom after her daughter overheard her calling the spawn's deceased father and ex-husband junkies and drug zombies?
13) Which eccentric R&B songstress said she didn't know about the atrocities committed by that African dictator she performed for a few weeks ago? surrre...
14) Despite all that shopping, there is buzz that this hip hop couple might skip the Met Gala.