Friday, May 02, 2014

Mr. X Blind Items Part Three

10) What friends of that all-around trainwreck are fearing that she might be headed towards another relapse after some really bad news this week?
11) What hasbeen's friends are encouraging her to be the guest of honor at a Comedy Central Roast, thinking that laughter will really be the best medicine?
12) What B-list rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to that B/C-list mostly TV actress currently on a network sitcom after her daughter overheard her calling the spawn's deceased father and ex-husband junkies and drug zombies?
13) Which eccentric R&B songstress said she didn't know about the atrocities committed by that African dictator she performed for a few weeks ago? surrre...
14) Despite all that shopping, there is buzz that this hip hop couple might skip the Met Gala.


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33 comments:

  1. LottaColada8:02 AM

    13- Erykah Badu

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  2. Simon8:04 AM

    11 Lindsay
    14 kimye

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  3. Susan8:04 AM

    13 - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2014/05/erykah_badu_performed_for_swaziland_s_dictator_why_did_the_pop_icon_sing.html

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  4. Ruby8:06 AM

    14 Bey and Jay

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  5. Sus8:06 AM

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  6. Sus8:08 AM

    12- Lisa Marie Presley. Her daughter overheard someone bashing Elvis and MJ.

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  7. Kno Won8:12 AM

    I have zero patience with people who claim ignorance of virtually anything while they walk around with all information compiled by humankind at the end of their arm or stuffed in their pocket.
    I sound like I'm 80. Tough tooties.
    LOOK THAT SHIT UP!

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  8. Steampunk Jazz8:12 AM

    @Sus! Lisa Marie! Businesswoman and guntoter! What were we thinking? Duh..

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  9. MontanaMarriott8:17 AM

    10. Courtney Love after the buzz about the note Kurt left.

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  10. Unknown8:20 AM

    10. lindsay?
    11. idk why but i thought of the name jennie garth.
    12. you got it, lisa-marie
    13. agreeing to the badu guess
    14. could be b/j, could be anyone...

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  11. Steampunk Jazz8:21 AM

    @ Simon, I would invite myself into a strangers home to watch Lohan get roasted. I would even provide the drinks and have a " get toasted for the roasted" party!
    Bottoms up For every STD joke.

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  12. Tricia138:28 AM

    10) Brooke mueller
    11) Lyndsey
    Courtney
    Obvy baud
    Kimye

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  13. Steampunk Jazz8:28 AM

    As an aside, the "Kurt Cobain Notebook" book has been published. I guess that's where enty got that note...

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    1. Unknown12:57 PM

      I read on the Rolling Stone site that the photo of it was released by Seattle police.

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  14. Susan8:29 AM

    Good work Sus; I could hardly follow along with 12 let alone guess anyone.

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  15. Jason Blue Eyes8:32 AM

    10 - Lindsay - nobody wants to fund her shitty movie, no director wants to sign on and she can't get anybody cast in it and if cameras don't start rolling in 4 weeks the project will be scrapped.

    To which I say,

    Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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  16. Dallas Alice8:39 AM

    Geezus--could someone use their Mr X-to-English dictionary to translate 12 for me?????

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  17. Tori8:43 AM

    I just had to unfollow Erykah because she's RTing all this bullshit from her followers. You cannot claim ignorance. A quick Google should reveal plenty. It's disappointing that she's being so defensive and high and mighty, talking about how people who are up in arms aren't activists, need to get offline, etc.

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  18. Unknown9:00 AM

    @linds and randall, i'll be in your movie! i need a job :(

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  19. Count Jerkula9:14 AM

    10) Lovato
    11) SJP, but does she have friends? Demi Moore.
    12) Lisa Marie
    13) JLO?
    14) Jay/Bey

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  20. Sherry9:20 AM

    10-Like the Love guess
    11-Demi
    12-Great guess for LisaMarie because her daughter is an actress..Sus wins today!
    13-Badu apparently
    14-Jay and Bey. Not sure if Kimye is invited to the gala. She certainly wasn't last year.

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  21. bellaluna9:30 AM

    11 - Pam Anderson

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  22. Oopsy_Daisy10:23 AM

    10. Courtney Love
    11. Paula Poundstone
    12. Lisa Marie Presley / Riley Keough / Sarah Hyland
    13. Erykah Badu
    14. Kimye

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  23. M. Brown10:28 AM

    Lisa Marie. You can take the girl out of COS but not COS out of the girl. Straight out of Hubbards play book.

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  24. Sincerely,Your Friend3:18 PM

    10.. Courtney Love. 11. Rosanne Barr. 14. Kimye - cuz I don't think Kim can take the pressure she feels not to be another fashion fail this year.

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  25. Crystal9:26 PM

    What is going in with #12?! That ish was so confusing...or maybe I should just put down the wine.

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  26. SrslyMike1:35 PM

    Ahahaha, Lisa Marie is a class act with that one. Some folks just deserve to be sent dog shit.

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  27. di butler1:23 AM

    10) Courtney
    11) LiLo
    12) Lisa Marie/Riley/Hyland
    13) Erykah
    14) Kimye

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