Mr. X Blind Items Part Three
10) What friends of that all-around trainwreck are fearing that she might be headed towards another relapse after some really bad news this week?
11) What hasbeen's friends are encouraging her to be the guest of honor at a Comedy Central Roast, thinking that laughter will really be the best medicine?
12) What B-list rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to that B/C-list mostly TV actress currently on a network sitcom after her daughter overheard her calling the spawn's deceased father and ex-husband junkies and drug zombies?
13) Which eccentric R&B songstress said she didn't know about the atrocities committed by that African dictator she performed for a few weeks ago? surrre...
14) Despite all that shopping, there is buzz that this hip hop couple might skip the Met Gala.
13- Erykah Badu
ReplyDeleteBadu Bing, Badu Boom
DeleteLol@ FSP!
Delete@FSP, well done
Delete11 Lindsay
ReplyDelete14 kimye
13 - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2014/05/erykah_badu_performed_for_swaziland_s_dictator_why_did_the_pop_icon_sing.html
ReplyDelete14 Bey and Jay
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ReplyDelete12- Lisa Marie Presley. Her daughter overheard someone bashing Elvis and MJ.
ReplyDeleteI have zero patience with people who claim ignorance of virtually anything while they walk around with all information compiled by humankind at the end of their arm or stuffed in their pocket.
ReplyDeleteI sound like I'm 80. Tough tooties.
LOOK THAT SHIT UP!
@Sus! Lisa Marie! Businesswoman and guntoter! What were we thinking? Duh..
ReplyDelete10. Courtney Love after the buzz about the note Kurt left.
ReplyDeleteGreat guess!
Delete10. lindsay?
ReplyDelete11. idk why but i thought of the name jennie garth.
12. you got it, lisa-marie
13. agreeing to the badu guess
14. could be b/j, could be anyone...
@ Simon, I would invite myself into a strangers home to watch Lohan get roasted. I would even provide the drinks and have a " get toasted for the roasted" party!
ReplyDeleteBottoms up For every STD joke.
10) Brooke mueller
ReplyDelete11) Lyndsey
Courtney
Obvy baud
Kimye
As an aside, the "Kurt Cobain Notebook" book has been published. I guess that's where enty got that note...
ReplyDeleteI read on the Rolling Stone site that the photo of it was released by Seattle police.
DeleteGood work Sus; I could hardly follow along with 12 let alone guess anyone.
ReplyDelete10 - Lindsay - nobody wants to fund her shitty movie, no director wants to sign on and she can't get anybody cast in it and if cameras don't start rolling in 4 weeks the project will be scrapped.
ReplyDeleteTo which I say,
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
That's inconceivable!
DeleteGeezus--could someone use their Mr X-to-English dictionary to translate 12 for me?????
ReplyDeleteI just had to unfollow Erykah because she's RTing all this bullshit from her followers. You cannot claim ignorance. A quick Google should reveal plenty. It's disappointing that she's being so defensive and high and mighty, talking about how people who are up in arms aren't activists, need to get offline, etc.
ReplyDelete@linds and randall, i'll be in your movie! i need a job :(
ReplyDelete10) Lovato
ReplyDelete11) SJP, but does she have friends? Demi Moore.
12) Lisa Marie
13) JLO?
14) Jay/Bey
10-Like the Love guess
ReplyDelete11-Demi
12-Great guess for LisaMarie because her daughter is an actress..Sus wins today!
13-Badu apparently
14-Jay and Bey. Not sure if Kimye is invited to the gala. She certainly wasn't last year.
11 - Pam Anderson
ReplyDelete10. Courtney Love
ReplyDelete11. Paula Poundstone
12. Lisa Marie Presley / Riley Keough / Sarah Hyland
13. Erykah Badu
14. Kimye
Lisa Marie. You can take the girl out of COS but not COS out of the girl. Straight out of Hubbards play book.
ReplyDelete10.. Courtney Love. 11. Rosanne Barr. 14. Kimye - cuz I don't think Kim can take the pressure she feels not to be another fashion fail this year.
ReplyDeleteWhat is going in with #12?! That ish was so confusing...or maybe I should just put down the wine.
ReplyDeleteAhahaha, Lisa Marie is a class act with that one. Some folks just deserve to be sent dog shit.
ReplyDelete10) Courtney
ReplyDelete11) LiLo
12) Lisa Marie/Riley/Hyland
13) Erykah
14) Kimye