Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Met Gala Photos Part Two

Karlie Kloss

Florence Welch
Naomi Watts
Marion Cotillard
Adriana Lima
Kendall Jenner
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Lena Dunham
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:20 AM

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61 comments:

  1. Simon7:22 AM

    Oh my, Lena....

    Good thing Kim was wearing underpants..

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  2. MontanaMarriott7:22 AM

    Everytime I see the Olsen twins I get a creepy feeling they are going to end up together old and alone in a "Whatever happened to Baby Jane?" sort of way

    Kendall looks like she should be on an episode of an 80's soap opera, lol

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    1. SugarTitz7:40 AM

      Or Grey gardens right?
      Lena no! When I see Lena smile I want to duck because I think I might get an airborne STD.

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  3. TalksTooMuch7:23 AM

    My.god that is a terrible look on Kim Kardashian! I don't love Lena Dunham's dress but I love how she's selling it.

    The Olsen sisters are looking very Bronte sisters there.

    Florence Welch looks dreamy!

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    1. Lux5:04 AM

      Doesn't she! I love Florence.

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  4. BeckyMae7:24 AM

    Michael K was right....so many of them looked like special needs Disney Princesses, even Lena!

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  5. Jessi7:26 AM

    Aww Kanye suffers from Resting Bitch face as well.

    Seriously Anna, you actually invited more than one Kardashian?!!!?!? Will this be the year the dragon lady gets axed?!

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  6. surfer7:27 AM

    It drives me nuts how the Olsen's always seem to be bumping stomachs! Stand side by side!

    Why is an 18-year-old there (Kendall) - was it part of the package deal?

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  7. BeckyMae7:27 AM

    @jessi I feel for Kanye....I have the WORST Resting Bitch Face ever...it's like I had a mood swing when I was 14 and it never left me....I'm actually quite cheerful!

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  8. Shelly Shell7:28 AM

    Kanye looks just thrilled.

    Lena always likes what she's wearing & I like that about her, even if I don't like the dress.

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    1. SugarTitz7:44 AM

      Yes I am happy that Lena is happy with her body. But I would be happier if Lena got a stylist who wasn't smoking meth before picking out her outfits that's all. A small request. Love her enthusiasm. She could apply her enthusiasm towards
      "Good taste" would love more.

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  9. Now!7:29 AM

    @Montana, I agree with you 100%.

    The Olsen twins are looking very 'Grey Gardens' - and I don't even think they've hit 30 yet, have they?

    And Kendall Jenner's stylist has made her look like a Texas matron circa 1985. WTF.

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  10. Seven of Eleven7:31 AM

    This set is... well, Kim Kardashian thinks she's Angelina Jolie.

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  11. Count Jerkula7:40 AM

    Kendall is 16, right? I'm calling Jersey Legal.

    P: Kendall

    M: Kloss

    B: Lima

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  12. it took forever7:42 AM

    Lena was born wealthy, she is used to the finer things in life no matter how she tries to act otherwise, SO WHY THE HELL CANT SHE FIND CLOTHES THAT FLATTER HER BODY OR GET THEM MADE BY VICTORA BECKHAM WHO SOMEHOW HAS A WAY OF MAKING CLOTHES THAT FLATTER THE BODY

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  13. Sus7:50 AM

    Kim has the generic tranny face, after all the surgeries.

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  14. it took forever7:51 AM

    so true @sugarbread

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  15. Jenn7:55 AM

    WHAAAAAT I love Lena's dress here. It's youthful and flirty, it flatters her hips, and -- who'd have guessed it! -- she has great legs. Best she's looked on a red carpet. I think the problem is, her look is "unfinished": no gems; no pocketbook; no wrap or shrug; no hose. I think that's why it feels like her dresses "wear her." Great makeup though.

    I think it's ballsy to wear tea-length to a black-tie affair, but Marion Cotillard can do no wrong. Plus she looks like she can sit down without dying. You can't buy that!

    Kanye looks good.

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  16. Unknown7:55 AM

    Kendal still looks better than Kim even in that Dallas Throwback. What's with the Jolie leg though? No originality with that one. Imitation is not the best form of flattery.

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  17. Kelly7:58 AM

    Damn this set hurts my eyes.

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  18. Unknown7:59 AM

    And on a side note, Lena dear please pull your shoulders back. It would do wonders.

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  19. Sus7:59 AM

    Marion Cotillard

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  20. ladybaus8:00 AM

    My only issue with the way Lena dresses for the red carpet is that she always matches her eye make-up with her dress! tacky tacky

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  21. discoflux8:00 AM

    I'm kind of digging on Naomi Watts' dress.

    Adriana Lima looks like she got lost on her way to be an extra in the next horribly historically inaccurate movie about ancient greece and/or rome.

    Did Kanye forget his white tie? Maybe that's why his bitchface is in full effect. He just realized the tacky bitch next to him made him forget it.

    Kendall Jenner... what can I say? That look is 20 different shades of Knot's Landing wrong.

    I like Lena's dress. It's way girlier than I would've anticipated her going and I like it. I really would've liked it for homecoming in 1993.

    All the talk of Grey Gardens makes me miss my GG buddy. You know who you are. We're still gonna live on the coast once the men are dead!

    Back to the topic at hand - GMAFB, y'all.

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  22. Unknown8:00 AM

    Oh Kim, put that sausage away, nobody thinks that looks good.

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  23. Anothergrayhare8:04 AM

    lol at Unknown. I was thinking the same thing.

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  24. NaughtyNurse8:23 AM

    I like Naomi's dress, too.

    I also think Lena's dress suits her well. She could have used some jewelry, but I think she looks relatively pretty.

    Kendall is channeling Angie Harmon there, but Angie does it way better, and it is age appropriate for her.

    Mary Kate and Ashley look like creepy old dolls.

    I think Kim is sucking the life out of Kanye. He always looks bitchy, but here he looks like a shell of himself, with the matchy matchy his-and-hers pose and all.

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  25. Meghan8:25 AM

    Kendall is gorgeous and better werk while she's still got it, so I'm all about her doing her thing. That said....she looks horrible. What in the Dress Barn Formal, Cookie Lee hell is she wearing? The girl is negative size zero - she could've worn anything. And she decides to go with the champagne flute? Disappoint.

    Loooooove Marion.

    Love Lena and her confidence too, but I'm tired of sighing every time I see her wear, well, anything. Pretty dress though.

    Naomi wore her salmon skin dinner to the party...tisk tisk.

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  26. Meghan8:26 AM

    Also, I wonder if Karlie spent the evening hiding from Pink Party Prom Dress Taylor...

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  27. Unknown8:28 AM

    So... ...Part Two of the Met Gala photos are where you listed the worst dressed? /=

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  28. chopchop8:30 AM

    I think the Olsen twins look amazing. Their dresses are absolutely fantastic … they knocked it out of the park.

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  29. maggs8:52 AM

    I think Kendall looks 100 times better than Kimmode. Kim K DOES NOT look like she works out at all! She is doughy looking from her arms to her legs. No way she works out like she is always pretending to (pap photos of her in gym clothes). She looks short and fat and Kayne looks like a bitch.

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  30. rajahcat9:00 AM

    ooooh Karlie -nicley done

    what is the Kartrashian leg doing?

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  31. parissucksliterally9:18 AM

    Kim's dress is pretty, but she is too short for it! She just cannot understand that she does NOT have Kendall's body.

    Radar is calling Kim "leggy". Hilarious.

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  32. Unknown9:37 AM

    I actually like Lena's dress except it make her look flatter on top that she possibly is, at least that dress has some pizzazz and fun factors

    Olsen twins thought the theme was 1820s not 1920s

    KTrash looks better than last year but not by much, Kanye looking miserable

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  33. Anonymous9:56 AM

    Karlie: too drapey

    Florence: I have no respect for the arm thingy. the dress is cute

    Naomi: love it, I want it without the sleeves though

    Marion: no hun, u didn't hit it out of the park

    Adriana: she is so goddamn pretty I cant come to a conclusion about the effing dress...lol..its cute, I guess, but not 100% on it

    Kendall: lovely dress, don't like the hair

    Yeezy&Co.: NO

    Lena:

    Full House Twins: I want to hurt them. they are making me mad.

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  34. Jason Blue Eyes10:21 AM

    'Sup Adriana. I hear your single now.

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  35. JosieJo11:14 AM

    I like Naomi's dress... sheer done right. I see the twins are still doing that Omish-chic thingy.

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  36. Lila11:28 AM

    Naomi and Marion look great AND interesting. That is a pretty color on Kim K, but she shoes are all wrong and the slit too high. Kendall looks like she is really sucking it in.

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  37. Lila11:29 AM

    Florence looks sleepy

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  38. MovingOn11:38 AM

    Holy cow Marion. Love her entire look!

    Kendall is gorgeous. She does look a little 80s as someone mentioned, but who cares? She's working it. I didn't realize she's so tall.

    Kim: STFU

    I usually love Naomi Watts, but I am really over the whole short skirt w/long sheer thing. I hate it.

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  39. MovingOn11:39 AM

    Oh and I forgot Florence Welch! Love love love!!

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  40. __-__=__11:46 AM

    Karlie appears to be wearing vintage Kramer jewels photographed on Kate Moss for a Vogue cover.

    Naomi's dress - good idea, bad execution. That could have been so much better.

    Kendall is ready to make that money! Kanye looks like a waiter while Kimmode does the Jolie. Too funny! They brought the humor again!!

    Lena - really? That's the best she could do???

    Trollsons are also too funny!! Lots of humor here.

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  41. Anonymous12:22 PM

    kim looks aweful. i don't know why she's feeling the need to stick out that short stumpy chunk leg

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  42. M. Brown12:24 PM

    Kendall looks exactly like her mother.

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  43. Unknown12:43 PM

    I think Kim looks good for her, she was papped with a different belt when leaving the hotel though and she switched it to the ribbon look. The other belt was totally wrong. Kanye looks happy in pics in the dm

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  44. Anonymous1:32 PM

    Kim's leg looks like it should have a beaver gnawing at it. Love floaty, fabulous Florence.

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  45. auntliddy1:34 PM

    The Olsens bring the comic relief. Seriously, wtf?

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  46. Orvilla Bedinbacher1:47 PM

    Lena...fart! I love the Olsens in this pic.

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  47. anon1:56 PM

    It's a sad state of affairs when freaking Kendall Jenner is the classy looking one.

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  48. VeeBee3:44 PM

    I never thought I'd say this but I really, really like the Olsen dresses! Very striking!

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  49. Sprink4:32 PM

    Remember the Vulva Hat that Princess Beatrice wire to the royal wedding? Well it's been sold at auction and recycled into the skirt of Naomi's dress.

    Seriously, we know what's behind the panel. We don't need road signs.

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  50. Seven of Eleven4:33 PM

    SPRINK! Bahahaha!

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  51. Rebel Mony4:50 PM

    Those tiny, trashy Olsen's always look like their clothes are wearing THEM. So happy to see family members of theirs getting recognized for actual TALENT.

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  52. MrWolf5:25 PM

    FLORENCE!

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  53. Unknown5:29 PM

    I'm becoming convinced that Wintour is sinking the ship before they make her walk the plank.

    Kendall, how cheap is that too tight puckered up dress? I only know this because I watch Project Runway. That sewing mistake always sends a designer home. Oh, and is that old dude behind you your paid date??

    Kim, you don't have the look. You never have and you never will. However, you could make a ton of money selling your fun house mirrors to stores everywhere. You have accomplished to make Lena look tall and slimmer than yourself. Despite your lipo sessions.

    Dear Lord, I've forgot what any other dress looks like. My eyes are on fire.

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  54. Henriette7:23 PM

    I swear I saw Lena Durham and the Krustaians' gowns at my senior prom in 1989.

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  55. Henriette8:27 PM

    The Trolsons look younger and better than their younger sister, which is beyond sad.

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  56. Aoife10:01 PM

    No comment.

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  57. Katie10:44 PM

    Kanye looks entirely miserable while Kim is the next lamer trying to pull of the angelina leg dress. Kylie looks good though.

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