Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Met Gala Photos Part Three

Emma Stone

Lupita Nyong'o
Charlize Theron
Gisele Bundchen
Shailene Woodley
Beyonce
Naomi Campbell
Dianna Agron
Olivia Munn

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  1. Emma doesn't quite look like herself.

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    1. She finally touched up those eyeballs of hers.

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  2. These have to be the worst set of dresses I've seen at the Met Gala in years!!

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  3. Anonymous7:43 AM

    I agree Miss Info completely underwhelmed.

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  4. Giselle... Your. Arms. Aren't. Toned. You're a Model, step it up if you're gonna be so high & mighty about everyone else! Drab dress too. Get it together!!!

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  5. Ohhh Lupita...it's like Pocahontas meets Gatsby....just, no...but we shall forgive this rare wrong foot...
    Shailene needs to stop with the GOT wood nymph vibe....

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  6. Oh and Bey... It's not a funeral FFS!

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    1. Exactly that pin hat is redonkulous

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  7. Woodley and Agron look like little girls playing dress up but Naomi Campbell looks like a cheap prostitute so I'm satisfied.

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  8. Olivia thinks she can upgrade from Holder she is Soooooo Delusional. She should a held on a little longer. His break will come. No one wants her.
    Charlize. Lose the jacket and the asshat. You came with and we're good.
    Lupita no.
    Jizelles looks damn good here. No hate. Appreciate.

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    1. @j lo. Beyonce is dressed for a funeral. Kimye. Got the cover of vogue. Didn't you hear?

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  9. @ sugarbread lmao!!! Good point!!!! Hahaha also LOL at jiz-elle hahaha. I wouldn't hate on anyone's arms normally but she's so damn pretentious I couldn't help pointing out she's *not* perfect :)

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  10. Olivia your boobs are natural you need a bra.

    Emma is the only one here that I like.

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    1. Olivia bought dem. Bewbies. And the nose. Olivia is allergic to undergarments.

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  11. I don't know Lupita gets a pass from me. If you're going to go all out bizarre, this is the event to do so!

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  12. Love Emma' s outfit!

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  13. The theme was, I believe, was a tribute to 1920s designer Charles James. So Beyonce, Lupita, Charlize, and Dianna's gowns were in keeping with the flapper and striking striped look popular during that time.

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  14. And Emma's dress looks like sort of like beachwear from Forever 21.

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  15. That is the first fashion misstep I have seen Lupita make. Horrible.

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  16. This one has lots of hot slots.

    P: Charlize, Munn, Agron, Jizz-L

    M: Lupita, Stone, Naomi,

    B: Munn, Naomi, Lupita, Jizz-L, Charlize, Agron, Stone, Woodley, Bey

    All holes considered:

    Munn - Leaked piocs show she is a naughty girl, exactly my type of kinky

    Lupita - I bet that is some tasty dark chocolate.

    Charlize - classic gorgeous. Broad's only flaw is her choice in men, which works to my favor.

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  17. Oh dear, Lupita's dress is scary. It reminds me of the nutty bird in UP.

    Love Charlize's dress, and Gisele's.

    Yellow.

    And Bey's lipstick. Morticia Addams meets the red carpet?

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  18. Maybe next year the theme can be 'Worst Dresses of All Time.' Bjork can wear her swan costume. Lupita is already good to go.

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  19. The fact that Shailene's dress is getting a pass is a travesty of itself. THAT is the pinnacle of getting it wrong.

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  20. Charlize looks stunning!

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  21. I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I like Lupita's dress. It's... Not traditional, but it is fun and pretty. And if there IS a theme to this hot mess, then she kind of paid homage to it and isn't that they point?? Either way she reminds me of a sparkly fairy, and I love it.

    Not to mention she's just so dang gorgeous she could wear a sheet and look classy, so she gets a big pass for me.

    Emma is so pretty.

    Gisele looks like maybe she waited till the last second for the dentist appointment. Ross Gellar called, he wants his peroxide back.

    Beyoncé looks better than Kim. That's all that matters. I wish that bidge would put plastic kardashian in her place. Please please please??

    Shailene looks nervous and out of place.

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  22. Wow. Emma looks flawless. Love her whole look.

    Lupita looks like she stole the feather hair clip prize net from a carnival and then broke the Van Halen and Winger mirrors to put shiny stuff on it.

    Charlize looks great. But I can smells Sean Penn's cigarette breath on her from here.


    You know? I just can't with the rest of these tricks. There's just too much crap.

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  24. Charlize's dress is the only one in this group I like (okay, love.)

    Gotta agree with the loose the jacket and the creep assessments.

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  25. Charlize is a goddess here and always except with Penn

    that's a miss for Lupita

    Emma Stone looks like Lululemon designed her dress?

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  26. The theme is old style glamour. As in ball gowns, not prom dresses and green feathered Halloween costumes.

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  27. I like the pink and red combo that Emma has going on. I also really like yellow on Olivia. I think I've seen her wear yellow before, and it really stands out.

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  28. Charlize is getting hippy or is that just an optical illusion created by the dress.....If the former then I blame Sean Penn.

    My first thought on Emma is the crop top looks like something you wear to the gym, if it was at least a v-neck might not give that vibe otherwise loves the colours not many gingers can carry that off

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  29. lol rajahcat with the Lululemon reference

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  30. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Emma: thumbs up

    Lupita: I think its fun

    Charlize: I like the dress

    Giselle: I like

    Shailene: NO
    Bey: NO
    Naomi: love it
    Diana: no
    Olivia: no

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  31. I'm digging Emma Stone's look. It's fresh and young. Works for her.

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  32. I see how good Charlize looks in that dress and think, "THAT BITCH!" as if I were Joan Collins on Dynasty.

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  33. Charlize's stylist understood the brief. It's a thoroughly modern take on Charles James' aesthetic and it's fabulous.

    He didn't do 20's flapper dresses. The Met Costume Institute website has examples of his work.

    Lupita hits a lot more often than she misses but this was a miss.

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  34. I think Lupita's look would have been better without the headband.

    Shailene needs help

    I actually like Bey's look there

    That dress does make Charlize look hippy.

    Emma Stone looks pretty and refreshed but the dress doesn't work for me.

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  35. Question: Did the Farting Cookie Monster not show? Did something happen that no one's talking about?

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    1. KevinA, I was wondering where she was! I thought for sure with Xmen to promote she'd be there.

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  36. Char. Lize. Please get rid of him! You are flawless.

    I don't like Lupita's look, but I'm just going to give her a pass by saying "I don't get it."

    Naomi's dress is terrible.

    I really hope Emma Stone isn't the drugged out mess some of the blinds imply, but she just isn't looking good lately.

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  37. ^Right, and she was scheduled to attend, I think. Hmmm.

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  38. Supposedly, still filming Mockingjay. But who confirmed her appearance?

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  39. I love this look on Emma.

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  40. Oh lupey, Emma, just no.

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  41. Holy shit that's a lot of fug in one post.

    Someone needs to teach Diane Agron how to pose (but not the Leah Michelle way!)

    Naomi Campbell - no, just no

    Beyonce - even MORE NO

    Shailene - that's fug, it looks like about three different dresses patched together

    Charlize - her dress is great but I assume that is supposed to be a cape draped over her shoulders but it looks poorly done - it looks like she has Sean Penns' tux jacket.

    And much as it pains me to say it - Lupita is a fail from head to toe. Normally she kills the red carpet but this is hideous in every way.

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  42. Lupita is ready for a Philadelphia Mummer's parade.

    Crop tops, Make them Stop!

    JayZ's wife, put some clothes on.

    Everyone else - NO.

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  43. Olivia Munn, aren't you glad you didn't say orange?

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  44. I love that salad dress!

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  45. Even Naomi Campbell couldn't rescue that POS gown.

    Beyonce looks okay here. You can't see her butt hanging out the back.

    I guess the designers know Shailene Woodley is a natural woman so she got one of the worst gowns of the night. WTH is that ish?!

    I finally got to see Giselle. She looks pretty good.

    Charlize Theron always finds gowns that suit her. Imagine a shorter woman in this. Yeah. One of the Best Dressed.

    I'm one of the very few who likes Lupita's 1920's flapper style outfit. I simply love the shoes too.

    If someone described what Emma Stone is wearing to me I'd say "sounds fabulous". Seeing it is a different thing altogether.

    Olivia Munn's yellow gown is better than Katie Holmes yellow gown. Then again anything would be better than that disaster.

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