Thank you, at least, for managing to put most of my list of people whose faces make me want to punch them in one post. Whew!! I can move on!! Kristen, especially, looks like one of the most ungrateful, petulant little brats I've ever seen. We get it, you hate the spotlight, it makes you pissy. It also made you filthy rich, so man up and deal with it. A smile wouldn't kill you. Jesus.
Hailee, though, I love her and I hope she never changes!!!
Chrissy is one of the ugliest celebrities, both inside and out. Has a face like a flatfish. She always cracking jokes about others that aren't funny. Sit down, hag, no one would care about you if you hadn't gotten John Legend to marry you. Old wench.
Reese: the dress is pretty butterface is REALLY...UM...something is going on there
Hayden: the dress is pretty but looks out of place there
Dakota: MEH
Kristen: a large order of eyeroll with a splash of WTF Idina: sweet Suki: I cant Greta: ((crickets)) Rachel: washed out Hailey: atta girl, love your drama Crissy: fun, don't love the color though Guiliana: I like Amy: I like Amber: ((sigh)) your attempt at edgy couture is boring
I'm agreeing with MM on this one. The chick in the background of Chrissy Teigen's pic takes the whole set. Plus the look on her face says it all about that basic bitch Chrissy.
Hailey is one of my favorite of the night. Just right for all the right reasons. I think Rachel's dress has been recycled. I just can't remember where I've seen it before, but I'm sure I have. Greta's dress fits her name.
Eek! Greta... Wtf? Sukiyaki needs to bathe. Is she really a model? She is not attractive. And beauties like Rachel & Reese are wearing zzzz dresses. This is the MET GALA. get it together. Kristin Stewart always looks like she is gonna cry.
the pointy parts on the bodice don't match reese's pointy parts. other than that, she looks good, IMO.
but man, there's some ugly shit here. i can't wait for an end to the see through skirt thing and the asymmetrical hemline. they're both atrocious trends.
Does Giuliana Rancic have hammertoes?? Her feet look very strange. Like Reese's dress but not the hair.
ReplyDeletenope, nope, aaaand nope
ReplyDeleteReese looks impeccable as usual. Kristen looks like she came crawling out of Pat Benetar video as usual...
ReplyDeleteIs human fether duster a new theme?
ReplyDeleteHayden, why are you wearing a wedding dress?
ReplyDeleteDakota going for the Maleficient look.
I can just see KStew standing in a dressing room and saying, "FINE, I'll wear a dress. That one. I don't care, stop making me try on dresses!"
I <3 Rachel McAdams, but this dress, no. Your dress shouldn't almost match your skin color.
Hailee's dress is a work of art. I love it.
Oh, Amy, my dear Amy, she looks like she was attacked by Reynolds Wrap. :/
Amber Heard, bringing back brocade.
wow to Reese
ReplyDeleteRachel looks boring
what is up with the orange hair on Kristen and the hair on Nicole R. in the last set. I hate that look.
That woman standing behind Chrissy Teigen in the painted dress stole the show.
ReplyDeleteWhoa Stew actually bathed?! At least Chanel didn't put her in a Native Am Headdress.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Amber bathed also, since getting with Depp her hygine has gone down.
Thank you, at least, for managing to put most of my list of people whose faces make me want to punch them in one post. Whew!! I can move on!! Kristen, especially, looks like one of the most ungrateful, petulant little brats I've ever seen. We get it, you hate the spotlight, it makes you pissy. It also made you filthy rich, so man up and deal with it. A smile wouldn't kill you. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteHailee, though, I love her and I hope she never changes!!!
HP looks like she forgot to seperate brights and whites for that unfortunate dress.
ReplyDeleteHailee looks good.
ReplyDeleteChrissy is one of the ugliest celebrities, both inside and out. Has a face like a flatfish. She always cracking jokes about others that aren't funny. Sit down, hag, no one would care about you if you hadn't gotten John Legend to marry you. Old wench.
Hmmm, An interesting collection
ReplyDeleteReese makes me think of Pepto Bismol
Ms Stewart, they are filming the Serengeti scene the next block over
I was right about hayden not getting Chanel.
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart looks like she needs to pee.
Hailee and Rachel look fantastic the rest yuk
ReplyDeleteI can't deal with Ms Rancid. She reminds me of nothing more than a knock off Bratz doll on clearance at a truck stop.
ReplyDeleteRachel McAdams looks lovely! Like a breath of fresh air. I think Amy Adams looks nice although I'm not in love with the colour
ReplyDeleteOh, Chrissy…so cheesy. I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteSuki looks fabulous…love the dress, but it looks like something Nicole Kidman would wear better.
I think Hayden wears the same dress to every event.
I can't even comment on Kristen Stewart. At least she showered.
Rachel and Hailee Gorgeous ladies! Bravo! I am throwing virtual roses your way!
ReplyDeleteReese: the dress is pretty butterface is REALLY...UM...something is going on there
ReplyDeleteHayden: the dress is pretty but looks out of place there
Dakota: MEH
Kristen: a large order of eyeroll with a splash of WTF
Idina: sweet
Suki: I cant
Greta: ((crickets))
Rachel: washed out
Hailey: atta girl, love your drama
Crissy: fun, don't love the color though
Guiliana: I like
Amy: I like
Amber: ((sigh)) your attempt at edgy couture is boring
I'm agreeing with MM on this one. The chick in the background of Chrissy Teigen's pic takes the whole set. Plus the look on her face says it all about that basic bitch Chrissy.
ReplyDelete@disco, I blew it up and YES! That look is priceless! She's like, "Oh look, a silver Muppet!"
DeleteReese looks beautiful. Other sites show chrissy's dress from the side and she's totally showing side boobs. It's very tacky.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Amber Heard looks like shit.
ReplyDeleteLove Reese's pink gown!
ReplyDeleteP. Adams
ReplyDeleteM. Kstew
B. H-pants
Wo uld go through Rancic for those 3 plus Heard.
Can you imagine how long everyone's noses would be if they grew like pinnochios every time they lied? "Oh darling, your dress is FABULOUS! "
ReplyDeleteRachel McDrabams
ReplyDeleteRachel McDrabams
ReplyDeleteHailey is one of my favorite of the night. Just right for all the right reasons.
ReplyDeleteI think Rachel's dress has been recycled. I just can't remember where I've seen it before, but I'm sure I have. Greta's dress fits her name.
Giuliana looks like a praying mantis
ReplyDeleteRancic needs an intervention for her anorexia.
ReplyDeleteSteinfeld's stylist understood the Charles James brief better than most of the others. Perfect.
Reese is so tired of living in "I'm a happy suburban housewife and mom" purgatory for the paps every day, she's about to crack.
Guliana DOES look like a praying mantis. She needs something different in the hair dept.
ReplyDeleteLoving Hailee's dress with those shoes. She's the best of the lot.
Reese has an odd look on her face like someone said suck in like you have cheekbones.
Dakota looks like she has saggy boobs already.
Kristen Stewart -ugh hate her constantly pissy face.
NOT liking the top of Suki's dress. Isn't flattering at all.
Great's hair and make-up is all wrong for her. She's usually pretty. Oh and her dress is uglay.
Eek! Greta... Wtf? Sukiyaki needs to bathe. Is she really a model? She is not attractive. And beauties like Rachel & Reese are wearing zzzz dresses. This is the MET GALA. get it together. Kristin Stewart always looks like she is gonna cry.
ReplyDeletethe pointy parts on the bodice don't match reese's pointy parts. other than that, she looks good, IMO.
ReplyDeletebut man, there's some ugly shit here. i can't wait for an end to the see through skirt thing and the asymmetrical hemline. they're both atrocious trends.
And Hayden has a totally different face
ReplyDeleteGiuliana Rancic reminds me of that human plastic Barbie
ReplyDeleteGiuliana Rancic reminds me of that human plastic Barbie
ReplyDeleteIs it really that hard to get a pretty well fitting gown in show business???!!!!! These rags are the pits.
ReplyDeleteLook at Kristen Stewart. You know she's saying fuck you under her breath, lololol
ReplyDeleteGiuliana looks like a bug! Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHayden looks pretty boring in that outfit.
DNRTFA (or comments) - Hayden looked pretty good.
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