/sigh.... looks like Suri dressed mommy again. I mean really. I've never seen anyone go to such extremes to look hideous - All. The. Time. /shakes head/ I just don't get it. She's naturally beautiful, why try so hard to look bad? Why? WHY?!
Suri. Would. NEVER. That is all Holmes / yang fugly. Take that back Suri would never. She probably watched from mommy's posh Chelsea apartment and live hate tweeted mommy's dress.
I can smell Margot. ROBBIE desperation Suri. should get a time out for letting clone Katie leave the house like that. Leighton looks fantastic Beyonce daughter looks confused or constipated. . Tossup. Michelle Williams epic fail
Solange's dress is a replica of one I made in Home Economics in 1984....but at least I had the decency to use black jersey rather than apricot satin...
Selena looks pretty but boooooooriiiiiinnnnng. Rosie looks awful, like a cheap gothic Barbie. Michelle Williams looks exactly the same every time you see her. Katie could serve hors d'oeuvres off that bodice! Leighton looks lovely.
I'm gonna say it.. I think Donatella looks good. Evidently,, when she's not orange with fake tan or rotisserie chicken brown, her skin actually looks quite nice. And I like her dress.
Margot Robbie's dress is perfect for her. it's as forgettable as she is.
Selena is rocking the same full length gown silhouette she always does. It works for her but it's boring.
Leighton Meester looks like she might have managed classy, out there, art deco, and comfortable.
I would only go through Donatella to get to Selena. If I have to kiss or go down on Donatella, Selena would be too lumped up to go out in public for a week or 2.
It's not the classy, exclusive event it once was. Not only was Kim invited, one of her teenage sisters was as well. And Rita Ora is about as low rent as they come.
@sprink I know, RIGHT, such a buzzkill. I was totally feeling the front and completely disgusted by the back. It's like the designer gave up. Just said "fuck it". Lol. ;^)
Margot's Madienform bra? smh. Michelle's Mary Tyler Moore PTA dress is lovely, especially with the 9 to 5 shoes. And Selena also borrowed her dress from Julia Louis Dreyfus. ps. Beyonce should have worn Rosie's dress and versa visa
Donatella Versace needs to buy the iron mask Leonardo DiCaprio wore. That is the most FUBAR face I have ever seen. Some plastic surgeon needs his/her medical licence revoked
Rosie looks the best. Katie...a hot mess as usual. Michelle Williams...zzzz. Solange: please learn to stand in a way that doesn't make you look constipated. Thanks!
I'm freaking speechless!!!!!! Awful! And they carried on about Kim last year? She really doesn't look so diff from these chicks, and no, not a fan. Lol
No wonder Katie has shut down her fashion business! Zoe -- why??? Donatella -- I wish so much she'd try lighter eye makeup and a darker, shorter hair. Why does she feel locked into her ongoing look, when it makes her so homely? It's ok for designers to adjust their look over time, isn't it????
Go to DailyMail and see the picture of Donatella from the back. Try not to heave.
I thought the Met Gala was to show case designers best efforts? It seems as though they are on vacation and dig out Filene's Basement Bargain left overs and invite D- reality celebu-idiots to sucker them into wearing the monstrosities. Is this a joke? Is Anna Wintour having fun and only Goopy is in on it?
All of my worst dressed noms are hereL Zoe Saldana, Katie Holmes, Rosie Huntington Whiteley (who looks like an extra in a gladiator movie), Michelle Williams and last but not least Leighton Meester. Gomez played it so safe she's dull. Robbie is too old to be "cute".
And what happened to Solange's big Afro? I'm not going to discuss what she has on.
Words cannot express... Leighton, that blow neckline coupled with the fabric weight drags that dress Down, it looks 2 sizes larger than when you put it on. Too bad the photo barrage bleached the color :-\ Robbie WTF? Are you Madonna's standin for tacky disrespect? Rosie ,it was nice of you to come as your gaming avatar. I agree your mage staff and scimitar would have been too unwieldy. Good choice... Katie...( sads}, whoever told you that this was THE way to get considered for the lead in Carmen, ( only yellow to Really stand out..)was wrong. Shun them ever after. Ms Knowles, ...I hope you found a wall quickly.... And shared it with Donatella. Michelle we would have excepted an excuse... Serena, you look lovely... How safe;-) Zoe? The one in the Tent and scrunchies? I love that you know you look .,odd and that you are loving it.
Love Margot and Rosie.
ReplyDeleteWhere are Sugar, Leek, and Skimp today?
And Cocoa! The snark stakes are high today.
DeleteLying in bed, bad cold, am a mess. Feel like my neck could rival The Rock's in circumference.
DeleteAm confining my musings, questions and comments to yesterday's news.
Cocoa out. Like a light.
Aw, Cocoa. :( Get well!
DeleteSelena is too safe in that dress, Zoe took risks and it works
ReplyDeleteThe bust on Donatella's dress reminds of those colored bands kids used to use on their braces.
ReplyDeleteKatie, Katie, Katie. Looks a giant pile of mustardy deviled eggs.
Michelle's look is so boring.
I'll go with Selena's dress, even though I think she's trying a leeeetle too hard to make herself look more grown-up with the makeup.
Michelle needs to move on from the twee little babydoll dresses. She's a grown-ass adult.
ReplyDelete/sigh.... looks like Suri dressed mommy again. I mean really. I've never seen anyone go to such extremes to look hideous - All. The. Time.
ReplyDelete/shakes head/ I just don't get it. She's naturally beautiful, why try so hard to look bad? Why? WHY?!
Suri. Would. NEVER. That is all Holmes / yang fugly.
DeleteTake that back
Suri would never. She probably watched from mommy's posh Chelsea apartment and live hate tweeted mommy's dress.
Actually, Suri was probably too busy looking into the Witness Protection Program to live tweet anything.
DeleteAnd what's with all the puffy, Hammer-style dresses? Just no.
ReplyDeleteI actually really like Selena's dress. All the pale ones just make everyone look so washed out.
I can smell Margot. ROBBIE desperation
ReplyDeleteSuri. should get a time out for letting clone Katie leave the house like that.
Leighton looks fantastic
Beyonce daughter looks confused or constipated. . Tossup.
Michelle Williams epic fail
Lupita gave her some stiff competition this time, but Katie pulled off a victory in the Worst Dress Ever stakes. It actually made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the LOL at Katie's dress, @Nutty. Then I saw it's a Marchesa, so that explained everything.
DeleteOy this batch.
ReplyDeleteZoe and Katie's dresses are UGLY. Zoe just isn't attractive.
ReplyDeleteMichelle's dress is OK, but not the right look for this event.
Solange's dress looks too big.
Everyone else is varying degrees of acceptable.
Solange's dress is a replica of one I made in Home Economics in 1984....but at least I had the decency to use black jersey rather than apricot satin...
ReplyDeleteLol @Becky, home ec
DeleteSo last year was Punk. Is this year Punk'd, where the celebs are told "yeah, that looks great on you!" With snickers on the side?
ReplyDeleteThat Meester chick looks like a cross between Keira Knightley and Rumer Willis.
ReplyDeleteThat Meester chick looks like a cross between Keira Knightley and Rumer Willis.
ReplyDeleteI love Leighton. She has class and looks great.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you wearing Big Bird Katie? Why?
ReplyDeleteAnd Cleo, I am jumping on board to your theory.
don't really like any of these
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Selena looks pretty but boooooooriiiiiinnnnng. Rosie looks awful, like a cheap gothic Barbie. Michelle Williams looks exactly the same every time you see her. Katie could serve hors d'oeuvres off that bodice! Leighton looks lovely.
ReplyDeleteSolange Knowles done put her dress on back-erds!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say it.. I think Donatella looks good. Evidently,, when she's not orange with fake tan or rotisserie chicken brown, her skin actually looks quite nice. And I like her dress.
Margot Robbie's dress is perfect for her. it's as forgettable as she is.
Selena is rocking the same full length gown silhouette she always does. It works for her but it's boring.
Leighton Meester looks like she might have managed classy, out there, art deco, and comfortable.
I hereby dub Katie's dress "The Squash Blossom."
What Unknown said about Michelle Williams.
Rosie. Barf. Zoe. /eyeroll
I applaud Katie and Solange for recycling... curtains. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhere are Pacey and Dawson?
ReplyDeleteGayeld, Pacey was there!
DeleteI find it ironic that Dawson's the only one not in the popular group (didn't get an invitation).
P. Robbie
ReplyDeleteM. Meester
B. Gomez
I would only go through Donatella to get to Selena. If I have to kiss or go down on Donatella, Selena would be too lumped up to go out in public for a week or 2.
How the hell did Selena Gomez get invited to this?
ReplyDeleteIt's not the classy, exclusive event it once was. Not only was Kim invited, one of her teenage sisters was as well. And Rita Ora is about as low rent as they come.
DeleteLeighton Meester looks like she got her dress at the Big and Tall Men's shop.
ReplyDeleteKatie's looks like a yellow version of the dress Carol Burnett's Scarlet O'Hara wore with the curtain rod across the shoulders.
Solange: Like the style of the dress the color is iffy
ReplyDeleteDonatella: YES!
Margo: Im conflicted, I kinda dig it but im not 100% invested
Selena: I like...OK so the back of Solanges' dress is ugly
Katie: FFS girl...Go home...your awkwardness isn't red carpet friendly
Michelle: ((crickets))
Rosie: Interesting
zoe: FUCK U FOR MAKING ME VOMIT ALL OVER MY COMPUTER!
@fancy, Solange's dress piqued my interest, it was definitely growing on me. Then I saw it from the back in the Selena Gomez pic.
DeleteNow all I can think about is Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot.
@sprink
DeleteI know, RIGHT, such a buzzkill. I was totally feeling the front and completely disgusted by the back. It's like the designer gave up. Just said "fuck it". Lol. ;^)
Rosie's outfit reminds me of Steve Martin as King Tut.
ReplyDeleteMargot's Madienform bra? smh.
ReplyDeleteMichelle's Mary Tyler Moore PTA dress is lovely, especially with the 9 to 5 shoes. And Selena also borrowed her dress from Julia Louis Dreyfus. ps. Beyonce should have worn Rosie's dress and versa visa
Oh, Katie. It's like her dress took a look at itself, realized how hideous it is, then threw up.
ReplyDeleteSo much FUGLAY in this group. That is all.
ReplyDeleteDonatella Versace needs to buy the iron mask Leonardo DiCaprio wore. That is the most FUBAR face I have ever seen. Some plastic surgeon needs his/her medical licence revoked
ReplyDeleteRosie looks the best. Katie...a hot mess as usual. Michelle Williams...zzzz. Solange: please learn to stand in a way that doesn't make you look constipated. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'd say this is the worst Katie's ever looked! How do they mess up like THAT?
ReplyDeleteAnd Katie's dress looks like bacon bits are glued onto the bodice. Eek.
ReplyDeleteI'm freaking speechless!!!!!! Awful! And they carried on about Kim last year? She really doesn't look so diff from these chicks, and no, not a fan. Lol
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Katie has shut down her fashion business!
ReplyDeleteZoe -- why???
Donatella -- I wish so much she'd try lighter eye makeup and a darker, shorter hair. Why does she feel locked into her ongoing look, when it makes her so homely? It's ok for designers to adjust their look over time, isn't it????
Seriously, Leighton is doing it for me. Girl crush
ReplyDelete@BeckyMae too funny
ReplyDeleteGo to DailyMail and see the picture of Donatella from the back. Try not to heave.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Met Gala was to show case designers best efforts? It seems as though they are on vacation and dig out Filene's Basement Bargain left overs and invite D- reality celebu-idiots to sucker them into wearing the monstrosities. Is this a joke? Is Anna Wintour having fun and only Goopy is in on it?
Someone warn NPH!
Is it just me or does Katie Holmes have sex hair?
ReplyDeleteDid she get freshly fucked right before this red carpet?
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's dress/shoe combo deserves its own ovation. Absolute fabulousness.
ReplyDeleteI never realized how short Donatella Versace is.
ReplyDeleteAll of my worst dressed noms are hereL Zoe Saldana, Katie Holmes, Rosie Huntington Whiteley (who looks like an extra in a gladiator movie), Michelle Williams and last but not least Leighton Meester. Gomez played it so safe she's dull. Robbie is too old to be "cute".
And what happened to Solange's big Afro? I'm not going to discuss what she has on.
Silly me went to the Daily Mail to see the pic of Donatella Versace from behind. There are no words.
ReplyDelete@Aoife, her back looks like a prop from a movie set, or something from another world. It's indescribable.
ReplyDeleteDB I my daughter said she thinks its because she starves herself but doesn't work out. Whatever the reason I don't ever want to see that again. Ever.
ReplyDeleteAwww, how cute! Katie Holmes came dressed as the Bluth Frozen Banana Stand!
ReplyDelete10 cents gets you nuts!
Words cannot express...
ReplyDeleteLeighton, that blow neckline coupled with the fabric weight drags that dress Down, it looks 2 sizes larger than when you put it on. Too bad the photo barrage bleached the color :-\
Robbie WTF? Are you Madonna's standin for tacky disrespect?
Rosie ,it was nice of you to come as your gaming avatar. I agree your mage staff and scimitar would have been too unwieldy. Good choice...
Katie...( sads}, whoever told you that this was THE way to get considered for the lead in Carmen, ( only yellow to Really stand out..)was wrong. Shun them ever after.
Ms Knowles, ...I hope you found a wall quickly.... And shared it with Donatella.
Michelle we would have excepted an excuse...
Serena, you look lovely... How safe;-)
Zoe? The one in the Tent and scrunchies? I love that you know you look .,odd and that you are loving it.