Friday, May 16, 2014

Kim And Kanye Marrying At Forte di Belvedere

After the whole world thought that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were getting married in Paris, there has been a change of plans. Now they are getting married in Florence, Italy. Specifically they are marrying at Forte di Belvedere, which I am pretty sure translates to Mr. Belvedere's house. That can only mean that Bob Uecker will also be there and some very bad acting. I really don't have anything left to say except that I'm wondering how Kim will top this for her fourth or fifth wedding and if she will have a bridal shower for each of those weddings. What is the protocol for bridal showers? When you get to your third wedding are they still necessary? Do you really need a set of china you are never going to use anyway? Kanye is already out of the country, probably checking the venues and the honeymoon house with his assistant. You know, just to make sure things are up to par with plenty of photos of himself on the wall and plenty of mirrors so Kim can take selfies every second she is awake.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:15 AM

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34 comments:

  1. FSP8:17 AM

    must be in the front row

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  2. Ian's Girl8:17 AM

    Not impressed. It looks like a penitentiary, hence the Forte, I guess.

    They shoulda asked Nic Cage about his castle.

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  3. MISCH8:17 AM

    When will people stop believing this PR crap ?

    However I do love Florence

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  4. Count Jerkula8:17 AM

    If there was a god, these 2 would be entering into a suicide pact, not marriage vows.

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    1. auntliddy8:45 AM

      Idk count, whats happenjng but that post made me laugh out loud! And im a tough audience. Could we be becoming...... sympatico?

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  5. Bacon Ranch8:17 AM

    please don't check for elevator cameras
    please don't check for elevator cameras
    please don't check for elevator cameras

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  6. Seven of Eleven8:18 AM

    I loved Mr Belvedere.

    Of course Kim will have as many bridal showers as she can get. She's a Kardashian. GIMME GIMME is their bedtime prayer mantra.

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  7. The Dude8:21 AM

    who the f cares?

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  8. ladybaus8:25 AM

    Remember when there were all those rumors that Marilyn Manson was either the oldest son on Mr. Belvedere or Paul from The Wonder Years..

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  9. skippy8:30 AM

    DM reported that apparently North was conceived amongst renaissance artwork. Must have been a. Very plush clinic!

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  10. Kat has left the building8:35 AM

    I hope her wedding registry gets released again. Remember how hideous the stuff on her last one was?

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  11. auntliddy8:47 AM

    She shld just stay living at her mothers. Shes never gonna keep house. Get real. Can you picture her making some mac and cheese for the unfortunately named one? I cannot.

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  12. auntliddy8:48 AM

    Oh and who is the Orange American in above photo?

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  13. sandybrook8:57 AM

    The orange American is Bob Uecker auntliddy.

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  14. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Loved Mr belvedere.

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  15. urban chaos9:08 AM

    Ahh yes, Derek I always just remember it as the big bro from mr belvedere.

    You have to wonder what kind of entourage will be on this honeymoon? Or if Kim will check into a surgical clinic for some work while Kanye and Ricardo play out their boyish fantasies in the honeymoon suite.

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  16. Count Jerkula9:14 AM

    @Liddy: Careful, next thing ya know you'll be talking about buttsex and tweeners who get yer juices flowing.

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  17. Harry Knuckles9:17 AM

    Blind Gossip said a while back that KPig intends to marry and divorce more times than Elizabeth Taylor has, which is I believe 8 times. So I guess that means the little Armenian urinal, with 2 marriages and divorces already under her belt and a 3rd marriage and divorce pending, will be looking to enter holy matrimony/divorce court another 6 times in order to nail that record breaking 9 times She thinks that this will be an effective way to maintain her celebrity status because of the media hoopla that will surround each marriage and divorce. She might be right. It will be a total of 18 times over maybe the next 15 or 20 years that America's Princess will have been in the national and international spotlight with a marriage or divorce. I think I speak for the world when I say "You go girl.".

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    1. Kat has left the building9:18 AM

      DYING!
      "little Armenian urinal"

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    2. Unknown4:58 PM

      Bravo Harry! Agree with kat- little Armenian urinal is an instant classic!!!

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    3. Unknown4:59 PM

      Bravo Harry! Agree with kat- little Armenian urinal is an instant classic!!!

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  18. crila169:44 AM

    I went to a wedding at the castle where they filmed the party scene at the end of meet Joe Black. It was beautiful.

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  19. Tara9:48 AM

    In a very strange coincidence, the Kim/Kris wedding registry listed October 31st as the wedding date (and therefore the time until which presents could be bought). October 31st is the day she filed for divorce. Wow.

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  20. Snapdragon9:56 AM

    Not that y'all asked (and don't mean to spoil the joke, 'cause it's funny) but in italiano:

    - bel = beautiful
    - vedere = to see
    - belvedere = lookout

    It probably does have a lovely view.

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  21. chopchop9:58 AM

    Aw, don't make fun of Bob Uecker. He's Milwaukee's treasure … even more than The Fonz.

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  22. Sherry10:41 AM

    Didn't they already get married at the courthouse like 2 weeks ago? How much is the film crew gonna cost in Italy? Was it cheaper there due to labor laws in France. Is Kanye actually going let them film it? How many people will refuse to see this one after the debacle of her last marriage? So many questions of the "Armenian Unrinal's" Wedding.

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  23. Unknown11:07 AM

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  24. Unknown11:11 AM

    @Sherry, the excitement level for the union of the Armenian Urinal and the Urinal Kayke is zilch in the Dingle Barry household.

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  25. Unknown11:15 AM

    Forte di Belvedere is beautiful but of all the places someone could get married in Florence it seems like an odd choice.

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  26. Miss Demeanor12:11 PM

    Nice change..I like Florence better than Paris.

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  27. Zoe Cialite2:18 PM

    Guess Italy's most famous exorcist, Fr. Gabriele Amorth, will be busy banishing the demonic hangers-on after the wedding.

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  28. Unknown3:24 PM

    So their disgusting spectacle is going to foul something beautiful- great. Forte di Belvedere will never be able to remove the stench of that abomination of a wedding between these two walking shitbags.

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    1. Unknown5:28 PM

      TMZ says they are getting married at the Palace of Versailles- Those french kings must be rolling over in their graves if they knew this abomination of a wedding between there two walking piles of dung was fouling their palace. The stench will never be able to be washed away.

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  29. Alita8:07 PM

    Uff I imagine all the European City council played "bags not it" but poor Florence was caught napping.

    Whichever city they marry in will get a big cash infusion, and then mocking tourists standing in silly poses wherever the Ks do photos for the next ever. So not worth it.

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