Monday, May 05, 2014

Kentucky Derby Photos Part Two

Joey Fatone and Shawn Stockman
Jeff Corwin
Jonathan Kite
Kym Johnson
Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn
Tara Lipinski
Terry O'Quinn
Jason Patric
Michael Gladis and Beth Behrs
Pete Wentz



40 comments:

  1. I don't really get this whole thing, but holy shitty outfits.

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  2. Wtf happened to Jason Patrick? He used to be so hot. Even though I hate stage Dad Larry, Dannielynn looks happy and beautiful (just like her Momma).

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  3. Joey...just no. Whatever made you think this was a good look?

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  4. Little Dannielynn is beautiful. Most of these "celebrities" look terrible.

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  5. Whole lotta D list celebs there. Dannielynn is so beautiful.

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  6. How much did Fatone spent on that ridiculous outfit? Can he afford to waste that kinda money? Does he get 'Big Fat Greek' residuals?

    Too many questions!

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    1. Butterkwup, Fatone is getting that mad Bosley Hair System Money.

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    2. I had no idea! Must be nice to be rich and famous.

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  7. Dannielynn looks exactly like her daddy!

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  8. Dolphy - I know, what the heck happened? I mean I know The Lost Boys was like over 25 years ago but I do not expect my teenage heart throbs to age in the same ungainly way that I have done.

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  9. Beth & Terry's wife did get the Southern Society Lady look right, which is what the Derby is about.

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  10. awww I <3 Larry & Dannielyn

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  11. why do the pictures seem so far away from the celebs? did the photos not bring any lenses to get a better view?

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  12. Hopefully Jeff didn't wear his shorts.

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  13. I think Jason Patrick looks good. I hate when actors desperately cling to youth with a bunch of procedures that just make them look like, well, actors desperately clinging to youth (puffy yet also tight with perfect skin that actually just looks weird).

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  14. Man even Corwin looks dorky. This whole even dorkied people out!

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  15. Jason Patrick looks like Piven's doppelganger

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  16. Jeff Corwin!!! My childhood crush!!!

    Dannielynn - she's so beautiful and precious. I think Larry does just enough to make sure people don't forget about them (and yeah, maybe that makes him a stage dad), but it is quite obvious that he loves his little girl. He seems so indulgent (I really only see them in the Derby pics) and like he wanted to make it special for HER, not himself, and I think that's insanely sweet. Awwww, I've got the mushies...

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  17. Jason Patrick, why, why, why???

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  18. Don't tell Locke what he can't do.

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  20. Since when is the Kentucky Derby a safe haven for the badly dressed? I mean, do tacky celebs roll up to the state line crying "sanctuary, sanctuary!"?

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  21. Wentz looks pretty Douchetastic.

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  22. i wouldn't have known that was jason patric. goodbye hotness!

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  23. Wait is that really Jason Patric?! What happened to that hot young Lost Boy?

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  24. Just coming on here to echo what several others have said about Jason Patrick. WTH happened? Is it the glasses? The hat? The weird moose-knuckle he's giot going on in the crotch of his khakis?? Never mind, it's his face.

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  25. Ill never go to the Derby if I have to wear clothes like these messes wear. :(

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  26. Its a sad day when the only half tolerably dressed person is Pete Wentz's random lady.

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  27. Locke still looks great!

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  28. Wow! Looks like Jeff Corwin ate last year's Derby winner!!

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  29. Jason patric looks like Eugene levy!!!!

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  30. Larry Birkhead's from Louisville. To him and Dannilynne the Kentucky Derby is literally a local event.

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  31. THANK YOU AuntLicky! That's who I was trying to figure out who he looked like.

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  32. Whatever happened to Jason Patric? As I recall he was a big deal for a while.

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  33. Patric actually looks much better than that in recent film work. That photo is just a combination of a bad angle, an in appealing facial expression, and an unfortunate dress sense.

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  34. I hadn't realised Anna Nicole's daughter was being reared in the limelight.

    Pity.

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  35. I thought that was Toothy Tile in the white suit, and, Jason Patrick morphing into the dark haired twin of the kid in Christmas Story.

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