Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Kate Middleton 's Butt Is Making News

A couple of years ago the entire world was in an uproar because photos were shopped and shown of a topless Kate Middleton. The photos were taken from far enough away that it made Bigfoot sightings seem more real. Nevertheless, it caused a scandal and the photographer ended up being arrested, but I don't think anything happened to her. Now, Kate's naked butt is being shown online after Bild bought a photo of Kate's skirt flying up when she got off a helicopter. British news organizations have passed on showing the photos and others feel like the photo is in bad taste. The thing that makes it in really bad taste is that Bild has chosen to include two Kardashian sisters in the same photo grouping.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

Labels:

81 comments:

  1. BeckyMae6:01 AM

    Oh so it was the annual Oxygen Thief edition??

    ReplyDelete
  2. sandybrook6:02 AM

    If this is what is gonna start things off on Tuesdays now-- BRING BACK THE DWTS RECAP!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. TalksTooMuch6:02 AM

    I was wondering if those were supposed to be hers, because one of those things did not seem to be like the other (if blurred) Good morning, all!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous6:03 AM

    Hey everybody. back from my two weeks of starvation diet and buzzing. lol. buzzing during alternative days of starvation is the only way to survive fainting. chat soon lol

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. TalksTooMuch6:04 AM

      Hey laura! What is "buzzing"?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous6:07 AM

      Something between two bottles of wine/day so you can keep walking pretending you are ok starving haha

      Delete
    3. TalksTooMuch6:10 AM

      Ooooh,okay, buzzing buzzing! Can I just tell you I think you are beautiful just as you are?

      Delete
    4. Anonymous6:12 AM

      I agree. but i have been dumped because I took few kgs...

      Delete
    5. TalksTooMuch6:16 AM

      Laura!! Then you get a new man, one that appreciates you as you so obviously are! Any man that dumps you for extra weight is not worth keeping. Keep the faith, sister, you're awesome

      Delete
    6. Anonymous6:19 AM

      Thanks TTT ! You are very kind

      Delete
    7. Alita7:29 AM

      Hey @laura ramona - you are a wonderful looking woman!

      Buzzing sounds sort of fun ... I think I've done what you're saying even (I think I have your recipe) ... But stay cool and remember @TTM is correct.

      I don't want to sound all '24 heures' print media but a couple kilos? Dumping? No conversation? He's an asshole! And you make funny CDaN comments. You're clearly worth much more ;)

      Delete
    8. JSierra7:42 AM

      Boo Laura don't let that butthead get to you! He is probably projecting his own insecurities onto you because misery loves company. Go get a juicy burger and eat it naked while admiring how hot you are, especially now that you don't have that Extra negative man baggage.

      Delete
    9. Anonymous8:02 AM

      Thank you girls!

      Delete
    10. auntliddy8:38 AM

      Laura-lose the loser when you lose, lol. There are whole websites devoted to men who love a fuller figured gal!

      Delete
    11. missbunny9:42 AM

      Team Laura Ramona! In 10 years that loser will have a beer gut and the same winning personality, you will still be hot and good company! Go meet a nice man at the bookstore, you only meet jerks out in the scene.

      Delete
    12. Runswithscissors9:46 AM

      Guess what Laura! You DID loose the dead weight you gained in that relationship, it was HIM! Now get out there and find a man who appreciates you for who you are! You ARE beautiful!

      Delete
    13. ericaomega2:18 AM

      I totally agree, you're beautiful and have a wicked sense of humor, if he can't love you regardless of size, he's not worthy.

      Delete
  5. Violet6:04 AM

    How very sexist. Where are my naked male celeb bottom pics? Although I suspect it would be Jonah Hill's backside which would be the male equivalent of the KKs and I'm not sure I could cope with that.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Runswithscissors9:47 AM

      Oh dear violet, usually, the Jonah hill types have the weight on the front and are completely bottomless on the back.

      Delete
  6. sandybrook6:04 AM

    Morning, afternoon and evening all

    ReplyDelete
  7. Sunshine6:05 AM

    That Kardashian ass is freakishly nasty. Yikes!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Count Jerkula6:05 AM

    Fingers crossed as I head to the google.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Kristin Wigs6:06 AM

    Maybe Royal Homegirl should start wearing panties to shield the Royal clamarama or hem weights to cover the Royal butt cakes. Problem solved!

    Morning everyone!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown6:29 AM

      Kristen - she was probably wearing a thong. If she wears granny panties then we would be teasing her about them. I think she has a nice little pooper there.

      Delete
    2. Unknown6:29 AM

      Kristen - she was probably wearing a thong. If she wears granny panties then we would be teasing her about them. I think she has a nice little pooper there.

      Delete
    3. Kristin Wigs6:33 AM

      Texas rose, you're probably right, though this is the umpteenth time we've seen the Cambridge dumper.

      Delete
    4. Unknown6:39 AM

      Enty can show that ass as much as he wants imo. Signing off for the next week- traveling.

      Delete
    5. TalksTooMuch6:44 AM

      Happy trails, TR!

      Delete
    6. TalksTooMuch7:46 AM

      I didn't even know there were hem weights that weren't just for shower curtains. I learn so much here!

      Delete
  10. Violet6:07 AM

    My understanding is that Kate is actually wearing knickers but they do not cover everything. Heaven forbid that our future queen go out and about commando.

    ReplyDelete
  11. aemish6:07 AM

    Post the link if you find it @Count

    morning everybody

    ReplyDelete
  12. TalksTooMuch6:08 AM

    Wait, that's a nekkid butt? I assumed it was a royal g or thong or something. Why would you wear no ginch under a skirt getting on a helicopter?? Count, you must advise

    ReplyDelete
  13. Count Jerkula6:09 AM

    Meh. Still grainy. Like 1/4 of one buttcheek and 1/3 of the other. She probably wearing a thong. I've seen better pics of her ass in a bikini.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Violet6:10 AM

    ITIS NOT A NAKED BOTTOM PEOPLE. We are British for God's sake.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. TalksTooMuch6:11 AM

      I did think that was unlikely, Violet, but there's no need to shout

      Delete
  15. auntliddy6:10 AM

    I wld be mortified if my ass was looked at and talked about as much as any of those women.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Now!6:11 AM

    So it's basically an upskirt photo.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Count Jerkula6:12 AM

    Here ya go aemish Butt pic.

    @TTM: What is a ginch?

    I don't see the big deal. It aint like we haven't seen more of her ass in beach pics.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Kristin Wigs6:14 AM

      Count, word. This isn't her first up skirt shot either.

      Delete
    2. TalksTooMuch6:14 AM

      Ginch is another word for underwear. One year when I was really young and broke me and my friends decorated a coat rack with fancy underwear and called it my Ginchmas Tree

      woohoo! I taught the count something! ^5 everyone!

      Delete
    3. SugarTitz7:12 AM

      The queen has been on her ass for years for not lining her dresses and skirts with weights but Kate has refused. Kate is a daft pretty one.

      Delete
    4. auntliddy8:40 AM

      Sugw- if the queen was indeed on her ass, we wldnt hv seen it!! ( rim shot)

      Delete
  18. Violet6:12 AM

    Apologies TTM, I've recovered my composure now. I was a little perturbed at the thought of Count leering at the royal backside.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. TalksTooMuch6:23 AM

      That's quite l right, Violet, I completely understand

      Delete
  19. Count Jerkula6:13 AM

    Oh Liddy, I bet your ass was talked about quite a bit back in the day, just not on the internet.

    ReplyDelete
  20. sandybrook6:14 AM

    Scandalous! Goddamn German press thanking someone for something.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Violet6:14 AM

    Laura - if i am reading right and you were dumped because of your weight, then I hope you kicked him in the balls like he deserves. If that's not what you're saying then I'm a bit lost.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!7:09 AM

      +1000000 Violet
      Laura, you're lovely and you can do better!

      Delete
  22. sandybrook6:15 AM

    I think the headline says: Thanks for These Wonderful Asses

    ReplyDelete
  23. aemish6:16 AM

    the royal backside

    Personally, I've always found underwear to be an unnecessary undergarment anyway. I wear them for doctor appointments or whatever so as not to appear a total heathen.. but the pantylines and wedgies just aren't worth it on a daily basis for me *shrug*

    ReplyDelete
  24. hunter6:17 AM

    Thanks Count, it's nice to know we can count on you. That's a pretty good butt shot, if I were Kate I would't be too upset.

    ReplyDelete
  25. aemish6:21 AM

    @hunter.. ya, her ass looks great

    ReplyDelete
  26. aemish6:22 AM

    oh, thanks, Count.. missed your link :p

    ReplyDelete
  27. Karen6:24 AM

    It sucks that the picture is up for everyone to see, but it's not like the topless pics that were taken from a mile away--I think she had a reasonable right to privacy then. This isn't that big of a deal.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Glitter6:25 AM

    That Kraptrashian rear looks like it is stuffed with lumpy quilt batting.

    ReplyDelete
  29. WritergirlinLa6:29 AM

    Slow news day?!

    ReplyDelete
  30. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob6:29 AM

    This MILF should use longer skirts when going to windy places like working helicopters.

    ReplyDelete
  31. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob6:29 AM

    Well, better she doesn't, at least while she is not wrinked or fat.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Bacon Ranch6:56 AM

    Be safe texas rose, have fun!

    ReplyDelete
  33. OneEyeCharlie6:57 AM

    Man... I feel like I'm late to the party

    ReplyDelete
  34. Kristin Wigs6:59 AM

    Later texas rose! Try not to have an awful time without us.

    Welcome back, Karen!

    ReplyDelete
  35. Anothergrayhare7:11 AM

    The KimK ass looks like a bag of potatoes. Who the hell pays for something to look like that?

    ReplyDelete
  36. SugarTitz7:14 AM

    Happy vacation tr.

    ReplyDelete
  37. Lurker Girl7:28 AM

    seriously..it's not like Her Kateness would actually have to sit down and put in the hem weights herself--there are palace minions for that type of thing...Get witht eh program Kitten or your end up showing off more than your bum one of these days.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Kelly7:36 AM

    She's got a cute butt.

    ReplyDelete
  39. __-__=__7:50 AM

    Awwww, a post for Count. Thanks Enty!! It's a cute pic. She has nothing to be ashamed of at all. Pity Bild put Kimmode in a pic next to her looking like a heffer.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Unknown8:12 AM

    Don't hate on me, but if my butt looked like that....I'd be pretty darned proud to show it off. haha

    No shame in looking that great, Duchess

    ReplyDelete
  41. Ari8:14 AM

    She refuses to put weight in her skirts, so in the meantime, we'll see her ass...it's not the first time we've seen it

    ReplyDelete
  42. TalksTooMuch8:16 AM

    I'm willing to bet that the problem is that she didn't want her bum out there for all to see,not that it might not be up to snuff. As it were

    ReplyDelete
  43. Seven of Eleven8:35 AM

    This is totally a post for Count. He's watching for the commando comments!

    One of KimK's sisters took this photo of her from behind with Kanye.

    Two pigs fighting under a blanket has never been more apt.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Runswithscissors9:55 AM

      Two things in the ktrash photo:
      Who the hell wears high heels to walk on cobblestone street!
      And
      The heel on her right shoe is screaming for mercy!!!! Hahaha it looks like it's about to break!

      Delete
  44. Unknown8:58 AM

    Laura,,,a guy dumped you because you put on a few kgs? Then he's an idiot, don't starve yourself, that's not the answer.

    As for kate, she should know better. This happened to me when I was in my early twenties, i was wearing one of those long circular skirts, was in front of a warehouse first thing in the morning, about 40 - 50 drivers milling around waiting to go on their first shift. Drinking coffee, smoking ciggies, you know the kind of thing, I was collecting something. The only car in front of the warehouse, I bent over to put the box in the back of my car, my skirt blew up and literally hit the back of my head, I kid you not. It hit the back of my head, I was also wearing a g string. I got a round of applause and a loud cheer for effectively mooning the men.

    I was so, so embarrassed, but I pulled my skirt down, turned round, took a bow, got another cheer, got in my car and drove off, it never happened a second time. So how come kate can't learn? It's not difficult to know floaty skirts blow up in the wind. Once bitten really should be twice shy,

    ReplyDelete
  45. Wen8:58 AM

    The Kraps are disgusting.

    ReplyDelete
  46. Rosso10:00 AM

    Are we talking actually naked butt or underwear covered butt? Coz seriously I know no-one plans for their skirt to fly up but if you're a royal at an event surely you're wearing underwear, just in case anything happens. Unless you're Harry of course.

    ReplyDelete
  47. Unknown10:10 AM

    Count posted the link, it's either naked butt or g string butt.

    ReplyDelete
  48. Count Jerkula10:25 AM

    @Liddy: ;)

    ReplyDelete
  49. Sherry11:11 AM

    Truly if my ass looked like that I would move to Chicago and wear dresses every day. I am surprised she hasn't switched to move coverage for her bottom knowing she's going to be on a helicopter, that creates wind...Maybe she's an exhibitionist.

    Laura, everyone is right..He's the added weight you didn't need.

    ReplyDelete
  50. Unknown11:55 AM

    Meanwhile Khlozilla's enhanced ass is wiping out buildings and neighborhoods everywhere she visits.

    What the hell is wrong with this family?

    ReplyDelete
  51. Sherry1:31 PM

    Wow them are some big butts..Far too large, freakishly large is the best description.

    ReplyDelete
  52. NaughtyNurse3:33 PM

    Oh, my god. I thought that mess in the middle was Kate's butt. I thought HOLY CRAP! Did she EAT William???

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments ( Atom )

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days

  • Blind Item #8
    The mother of a barely there celebrity was overheard musing about how much the sperm donor is worth way more dead than alive, at least to th...
  • Blind Items Revealed #6 - Anniversary Month
    August 1, 2014 How is it that this actress is rolling in dough? I mean she could literally shower with $100 bills every few minutes and not ...
  • Blind Item #12
    An offspring of a former A++ lister is hooking up with an A+/A list singer. Their first hookup was a messy drunken spectacle in front of sev...
  • Blind Items Revealed #1
    October 15, 2024 Apparently, the growing rift between the alliterate one and her husband began shortly after the big funeral. The alliterate...
  • Blind Item #13
    For old times sake, these two bad actors/former co-stars/former couple hooked up. They will blame it on being drunk. 
  • Blind Items Revealed #1
    October 16, 2024 I guess things are getting more serious considering the permanent A list "singer" has Narcan ready to go througho...
  • Blind Items Revealed #2
    October 9, 2024 The Sean Combs of Hollywood documentary coming is going to send the alliterate one and her husband running like cockroaches....
  • Blind Items Revealed #2
    October 16, 2024 Speaking of alliterate, this foreign born alliterate A list actor thought Oscar was a lock for his latest role. Now that he...
  • Blind Items Revealed #2
    October 19, 2024 What is going to be crazy is this. Neither of the escorts the dead rocker slept with said they used protection. What if the...
  • Blind Item #8
    Speaking of A list actors and hookers, this A+/A list actor had a bevy of them while out of the country. His girlfriend probably wouldn'...