Well, at least one person Michael Lohan knows is going to serve some jail time. His baby mama, Kate Major was sentenced by a judge to eight months in jail for violating her probation. Unlike his daughter Lindsay Loahn, who violated her probation multiple times without any real penalty, Kate wasn't so lucky. She assaulted a police officer back in 2012 and was sentenced to probation. Fast forward to March of this year when Kate was busted for DUI after fleeing from the house she shares with Michael and their infant. She was fleeing to avoid the police after Micheal called because Kate was hitting him and being a drunk and he was scared for the infant. Kate pleaded guilty to the DUI which triggered the probation violation. The good news is that the judge gave her credit for 70 days of time served so she will be home for Christmas. Should be fun.
Hit a Lohan, go to jail.
ReplyDeleteThat should be put on our national seal.
Who is taking care of Michaels latest love child anyway? Well Lindsay is getting the money at Cannes at the moment but who had custody?
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how CPS hasn't swooped in and taken dat baby.
ReplyDeleteHope she uses that time to get clean and get smart. Sue for sole custody and move far far away. Ah, such dreams as these.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet Lohag never serves more than a day after all her scrapes with the law.
ReplyDeleteAnd the hits keep coming with the Lohan family!
ReplyDeleteDisgusting. That poor baby.
ReplyDeleteShe should marry him and take his last name. It's like a good luck charm against charges sticking.
ReplyDeleteLOL @7
ReplyDeleteAnyone know what happens to babies lets say, under a year old when they really need their mom, if the mom goes to jail? I tried to google but couldn't find an answer.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw on TV one time something about pregnant female prisoners that give birth stay with their babies in a prison hospital for a time so they can breastfeed
ReplyDeleteOh thanks aemish
DeleteIf there is no father or relative suitable, the child goes Into care.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense @froggy but I was wondering if she's breastfeeeding do they take the baby away or let her take it to prison until its weaned?
ReplyDeleteI hope she wasn't breastfeeding Kat bc she is an alcoholic bc she'd never be able to pump and dump out that toxicity. What's ironic is that lohan always talks about his sobriety and even has a sober center in fl, but both past fiancées have been addicts while they were with him. He filmed his last girl snorting coke.
ReplyDeleteEww you're right @countess I forgot about all that! Well now I hope the baby doesn't go with her!
DeleteKate's a nobody Lindsay's a famous yacht girl. She knows people who know people.
ReplyDeleteIf Kris Jenner managed this family a deal would have already been inked for Lindsey to raise the baby on camera. Get it together Michael!
ReplyDeleteThis woman is foul trash. The "father" I don't have enough nasty words for. I wish everything Lohan would just go away...
ReplyDeleteShe should be arrested for marrying that DB. Better yet, committed.
ReplyDeleteAs a resident of Palm Beach County, I really resent my tax dollars going to house this idiot. And CPS in Florida is absolutely horrendous - good luck to the poor baby.
ReplyDelete--If Kris Jenner managed this family a deal would have already been inked for Lindsey to raise the baby on camera. Get it together Michael!--
ReplyDeleteOh. Dear. Lord.
Great idea, and yeah, I'd watch.
It would be Kar Krash tv!!
DeletePoor Kate. Hard way to learn you're just not famous enough to only do one night.
ReplyDeleteThe sex must be amazing.
ReplyDeleteThat poor, poor child. Having these two completely crazy idiots for your parents. It's like you never even had a chance in life with those two in your life.
ReplyDeleteClassy Broad
ReplyDeleteI know I'm very late to the party...but what exactly does Michael Lohan do to earn a living?? I mean how does he afford all the shit he has when he doesn't seem to have a job?
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