Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Godzilla Is Based On A True Story

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:15 AM

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21 comments:

  1. TalksTooMuch11:16 AM

    Noddit

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  2. Sugar 11:23 AM

    tl;dw

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  3. Already have one11:33 AM

    I took one for the team. It was stupid. Basically, jimmy kimmels team goes around pretending to be a news team asking random people if they thought that the movie was wrong to profit since it was based on a true story. The people responded saying of course not, it was a travesty and disrespectful. The last girl was funny in a cute way, poor thing was embarrassed.

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  4. NJ FireFighter11:34 AM

    Okaaaaay..I will take a shot at this. This is an edition of Lie Witness News where a fake reporter asks random people on the street if they think that is OK that Hollywood is glamorizing a real incident regarding Godzilla that happened in 1954 by making a movie now about it. Random (stupid) people answer the question hilarity ensues.

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  5. Seven of Eleven11:36 AM

    So... like the one where the guy dragged Paul Rudd around and gave ladies a dollar to hug him?

    Thank you, Shelly & NJ!

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  6. Sugar 11:38 AM

    thanks for your service to the CDaN community, NJ and Shelly.

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    1. Already have one11:39 AM

      You're welcome! It was terrible. I almost have up halfway.

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  7. Rose11:39 AM

    Worth it just for the Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo reference.

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  8. WareCat11:48 AM

    Godzooky was better.

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  9. Anonymous12:00 PM

    This is the worst skit Kimmel does. I get so irked that the people make something up instead of calling the interviewer on his tomfoolery. "Celebrities read mean tweets" is super funny though.

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  10. Kristin Wigs12:11 PM

    Thanks NJ and Shelly! True American heroes! May the odds be ever in your favor. Now please choose a weapon and meet The Count at the Agro Crag for further instruction.

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  11. Riven12:13 PM

    The Japanese film student in me is internally screaming "I. Hate. Every. Single. One. Of. You!" and throwing pencils at these people.

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  12. Sherry12:15 PM

    Bless your hearts for taking it on Shelly and NJFF.

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  13. Riven12:22 PM

    Everytime someone quotes that line from Hunger Games I want to fire back the better version from it's inspiration:

    "Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it." - Kitano Sensei

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04bZIZDn0jo

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  14. Kristin Wigs12:33 PM

    You talkin Battle Royale? That Japanese flick where at the end the competitors find out it's not really an arena but a Home Depot Garden Center?

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  15. Riven12:47 PM

    Haha yeah the one with Richard Branson's gigantic teeth for the host? Such a classic bait-and-switch. Wait! Does this mean Who Wants To Marry Harry will end in a blood bath?!

    <3

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  16. Riven12:50 PM

    Also seriously someone should have gotten a pot lid in the HG movie. The inside-reference would have made me laugh so hard I would forgive it's offenses. Everyone should have gotten a pot lid! Hah! May the lids be ever in your favor bitches.

    I should probably stop drinking coffee now

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  17. crila162:17 PM

    This is just plain old embarrassing.

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  18. Unknown3:26 PM

    Are you trying to tell me that Godzilla isn't real????

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