Dear Richard

Dear Richard,

I know it has been well over a year since I have written you, but I have been fortunate enough to not fly your airline so have not had to write. It seems in my absence you have dramatically improved the inflight entertainment. There I was sitting on a flight from London to Las Vegas and wondering how I was going to pass the time when I saw a woman seated in front of me with her parents. The woman, began ordering drink after drink. She obviously knows the best way to enjoy one of the items you call food on your airline is to get as drunk as possible so that the food is just a blur.

As she continued to drink, she was joined in the seat next to her by a young man who was also drinking. Because I was directly behind them I was able to watch as the two started to kiss and grope each other all the while continuing to order more and more drinks. They must have really been worried about their meal selection. During this entire episode, her parents, seated on the opposite side of their daughter seemed to notice nothing.

At some point, the couple in front of me decided they were wearing far too many clothes and were having trouble getting parts in the right places. They adjourned to the bathroom located just in front of them and soon loud noises could be heard emanating from them. Considering the meals had not been served, I wasn't sure at first what could cause such a loud commotion. Then, the unmistakable sounds of sex could be heard very clearly. Finally something to do on your planes besides count down the hours to landing. The pair was in quite good form and I began to rethink my position on the entertainment you provide on your flights. I hadn't realized that you were a fan of live action dinners and hoped that perhaps there would be a mystery themed show for the return flight. Alas, the performance was interrupted prior to the peak by flight attendants who knocked on the bathroom door. The couple emerged wearing next to nothing and were allowed back inside the bathroom one at a time to get dressed. The woman was particularly upset and yelled at the flight attendants that she hadn't finished yet.

Apparently some of your passengers found the show to be disturbing and the couple were interviewed by police upon landing in Las Vegas. I understand no charges were filed against wither of them. Just a warning. I do hope you will continue to try and find new ways to entertain your passengers.