July 8, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor has been spending a lot of time away from his actress significant other. Lots of time away. Apparently he realized how little she thinks of him as anything other than a sex god and he wanted to be the one doing the hunting so he has started moving away from her and finding people he can use like he feels she is using him.
Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes
I am first in line ladies *elbows TTM in the jaw*
ReplyDeleteLOL Gosling is just not my thang, Derek, he's all yours! Now a scruffy Renyolds...
DeleteAh, diddums, poor, deep Ryan.
ReplyDeleteI thought Gosling wouldn't even lick it?! Now he is a sex god? Two thumbs down from Heisenberg
ReplyDeletePerpetuating the cycle, Ryan!! However, is it supposed that he was dating her for intellectual enlightenment? Where does the stinky cooch tie in?
ReplyDeletewhatever this blind says makes very little sense to me. He's getting some easy ass and doesnt like it because he wants easy ass?
ReplyDeleteAh,,didn't know he was so sensitive. That's sweet. He's a bit of a girl.
ReplyDeleteDid she actually say to him, 'Ryan, I only think of you as a sex god'?
ReplyDeleteShe has a stinky cooch. But he'd add till pfuck it.
ReplyDeleteok good---we can double-date then. I will help you lock that Blake in a closet. I know all the tricks...
ReplyDeletepsst Derek... I don't think your ass is the easy ass he's looking for
ReplyDeleteGosling may be A list, but he is NOT A+ list. He also sets off my gaydar like nobody since Keanu.
ReplyDelete@sandy,,,I read it he wants a piece of ass, he just does not want it to be him who is the piece of ass in the relationship,
ReplyDeleteThat's right Sadie---hear that Sandy? jokesjokes
ReplyDeleteoh ok thx Froggy. Keanu aint gay either Derek, ask Charlize.
ReplyDeleteShe grates my nerves.
ReplyDeleteHe's bisexual,he's a hipster!
ReplyDeleteGosling is not A+ list
In fact more i read this blind more i laugh
ReplyDeleteWho would complain about Eva Mendes using you for sex AND calling you a sex god?
ReplyDeleteI don't understand this blind either. I just don't get where he's supposed to be so hot.
ReplyDeleteAw, Gosling is sensitive and doesn't like being used.
ReplyDelete#whatitsliketobeagirl
So thisHey Girl meme was a lie?!!!
ReplyDeletePoor guy. Being treated like a sex god is just awful. Jeesh.
ReplyDeleteEva using Ryan….that's rich, Ryan honey use me….please
ReplyDeleteCALL ME RYAN. I wouldn't mind being used. Over and over again!!
ReplyDelete***Pushes MISCH down a flight of stairs**
ReplyDeleteSorry Teresa hate to do this to you ***Locks T Crane in the closet with Blake***
Can I just watch Derek?
Delete@Silly it will be available on Vivid for the low low price of 39.99...Patience my dear, Patience
ReplyDeleteA man objects to being called a "sex god" and so goes hunting for another woman who will appreciate his tender sensibilities. Riiiight.
ReplyDeleteHey, girl!
I think he's just not that into her. Who knows, maybe he's into HIMS or prob just into someone else who isn't psychotic. (I've witnessed her psycho in person!). But I thought rumor was she's needy, pushing for more commitment, and that she also has to do all "the work". (Like both the Mrs. Reynolds.)
ReplyDeleteWasn't gosling casted in the notebook bc the director wanted someone unattractive ? No hate, but I don't see the hype with that dude...can't even act.
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaat?! Most guys I have known WANT to be treated as a sex god! What is WRONG with him???
ReplyDeleteI don't get his appeal. Nice bod but not facially attractive to me in the least...
ReplyDeleteeveryone knows he belongs with rachel McAdams
ReplyDeleteI agree with the NOT A+ ranking. I'd put him at a solid B+. He's just not a leading man, but I do think he's an effective sidekick.
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ReplyDeleteSincerely- details please!
ReplyDeleteIf you lined him up next to Ryan Philippe (sp?) and Ryan Reynolds, I wouldn't be able to pick him out. They're all bland and interchangeable to me.
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ReplyDelete::fights derek for first in line::
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