December 10, 2013
This former Disney tweener who had a boob job when she was still on her show recently replaced her saline with silicone and went a size bigger. That acting thing is not working any longer and the former A lister has decided that Playboy might be just the boost she needs. Her sister was turned down for Playboy multiple times.
Hilary Duff
That's what dreams are made of! 2 points for anyone that gets that!
ReplyDeleteHey now
DeleteHey now!
+1000000000000
DeleteI've got somewhere I belong, I've got a husband I hate. This is what dreeeeeaaams are made of.
DeleteDumb.
DeleteDon't worry Wendy, your dreams too will come true if you just sing hard enough!
DeleteHave you ever seen such a beautiful niiiiiiiight?!
DeleteDouble dumb.
DeleteIn her defense, those may be Divorce Boobies. Where's Guido?? I wanna play Implante vs Naturales!
ReplyDeleteShe's already done the bigger bewbs, now she wants more of a boost from Playboy? Fluffer?
ReplyDeleteGet it, Lizzie! We all know how gracious Hilary is when a good PAYDAY is coming her way!!!
ReplyDeleteHillary duff is Lizzie McGuire right?
ReplyDeleteHer sister is the wannabe Only known to be her sister? The wannabe refused Playboy several times?!
Hillary was interested by Playboy 6 months ago!?
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DeleteThe wannabe sis wanted to do Playboy, they no wantie the wannabe.
DeleteMaybe she needs more, eh hem, bleaching.
Playboy is a boost for no ones career these days surely. And really, she's pleasant enough looking but naked model material?
ReplyDeleteMotorboat fun. COUNT! You need a Tittie category buddy.
ReplyDeleteI am a boob expert. Hilary's are real. Enty is a boob novice. He revealed Anne Hathaway for a boob job. I've closely monitored Anne's boobs since "Havoc." No surgery. In fact. they've shrunk a little. :(
ReplyDelete"Monitored"? GOOD 1. Made me Lol.
DeleteNope. Hillary's breasts are NOT real. (Neither are mine, so I say this without judgment.) I hadn't noticed she went bigger, though. Everyone who gets surgery before the age of 22 legally has to get saline (or if you got the augmentation years ago when silicone was off the market in the US), but saline is positively dreadful, so everyone gets them swapped out for silicone eventually. Also, they only last about ten years and have to be replaced. I think she just upgraded to silicone as a routine improvement, and Enty's making a story out of it.
DeleteEngagement Ring Head is pretty good. I don't know if it is worth it, but pretty good.
ReplyDeleteHilary needs 2-3 months on the Adderall to get into P-Boy shape. I would recommend faking some leaked nudes though, so she can have some faux modesty and do the interview circuit playing the victim. THEN, when the bump fades, do a movie w/ tits or a nude spread somewhere with a "everyone's already seen it, so I might as well get paid" attitude.
I say knock it out the park Duffy! You look good!
ReplyDeleteHairy, that's because she lost so much weight for Les Mis. Fake boobies wouldn't shrink with her, so you're onto something.
ReplyDeleteI didn't notice AnnE had any bewbs.
Thank you Dingle.
ReplyDeleteWendy, you are dumb. All you can say is "dumb" Did someone beat your head in?
ReplyDeleteWendy is getting lazy in her insults. Come back when you have some decent zingers, Wendy.
ReplyDeleteNo. I have been doing hard work in my anger management therapy and now am transfering my negative energy into quality control.
DeleteAnnE hathaway never had boob jobs( except in Enty's fantasy)
ReplyDeleteHairy do not feed the trolls.
ReplyDeleteHonestly what are these girls claim to fame? Lizzie McGuire for one and Napolean Dynamite for the other?
Frenchgirl knows her boobs!
ReplyDeleteI like Hilary. Her movies are always light-hearted and fun. I can always rely to put one on for my 10 year old niece and we can both enjoy it..
ReplyDelete@ Sherry--Material Girls!
ReplyDelete"Friends DONT let friends take public transportation" bwahaha
Does anybody even look at Playboy anymore? Seems like she should be trying to get a profile in Shape or Women's Health after getting back in shape post-baby.
ReplyDeleteNot really. They are trying to switch shit up by putting a medical school student on the cover this month apparently. It's been gimmicky lately
DeleteMaybe if they didn't photoshop everybody into oblivion, making every single woman look exactly the same, they'd have more readers. Their articles were good back in the day. Haven't even seen an issue in years, because my husband doesn't have a subscription anymore.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Like all paper publications, Playboy have been having financial & readership issues.
DeleteIf P-boy cared about circulation, they would be showin gash and pucker. The publication is only around to give Hef something to do. When he dies, they will just license the name out.
DeleteIt must be lame to be Hailey Duff....second best to a second best...lol
ReplyDeleteHailey is hustling. I think she's now going for a lifestyle dealio like Jessica Alba. She has a cookbook out now and is maybe trying to take another lane in addition to acting.
ReplyDeleteDo you wanna eat Chimichangas all year? Vote for Summer!!
Sugar that was the first thing that popped into my head too when talking about that Duff.
Deletebut Hailey was in Napoleon Dynamite that will give her street cred for life. Even with her newest ventures--films like Muffin Top: A true love story...
ReplyDeleteSi Implante!
ReplyDeleteAgreed @Sugar about the lifestyle stuff. Also wouldn't be surprised if she pops up on A Real Housewives in a few years with husband #2.
ReplyDeleteI haven't looked at her cookbook but I did see her preparing some appetizers on an episode of The Kitchen on Food TV. She seemed like she was comfortable enough. I shall root for her success.
DeleteHilary & Haley should pose together for one of those "Sisters" pictorials Playboy likes so much.
ReplyDeleteOr for Hustler, but I'm not sure that kind of "Sisters" pictorial wouldn't get them arrested.
(I'd totally download it, though!)
Hilary is 26, and Lizzie McGuire ran from 2001-04. You're telling us she got a boob job when she was 16, max? Highly doubtful.
ReplyDeleteSadly, Trapper, breast implants in teenage girls are very common among certain groups and in certain geographic areas.
ReplyDeletePlayboy has been losing since they stopped hiding tattoos.
ReplyDeleteKylie got her boobs while underage, and Kim did at a very early age (she has very obvious ones, and her defense vs. implant allegations was to show pics from years back, supposedly 14, where her rack looked the same).
ReplyDeleteI doubt this blind because there is no way Playboy would have turned down Hailey Duff for the magazine. They will pretty much put any famous woman in these days, i.e. Lohan.
ReplyDelete*LovesMyWigs*
ReplyDelete*AndJSierraToo*
ReplyDeleteI would love Haylie Duff Playboy! Even current, fat, heaving Haylie Duff, yum!
ReplyDeleteWe love you back reno! Now let's work out our harmonies and show everyone what dreams are really made of!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 7 (back in 1970), my friends and I found a huge Playboy stash out on the curb waiting for the trashman. We ended up taking the pile of magazines away so we could look through them in one of their father's garages. The only thing that confused me were the naughty comics showing doggystyle sex with overweight housewives.
ReplyDeleteWomen back then were more natural. I'm sad for the guys who think fake tits and shaved pubes are a turn on. They obviously have no idea what they're missing.
Didn't the main character in 50 Shades of WD's Favorite Book do that double crap, triple crap thing all the time? (Why, yes, she did!) So you have at least one reason to admire E.L. James: she wrote a primer for people who don't know how to express themselves!
ReplyDeleteI'm not interested in reading the Harry Potter for middle aged women books: so I have no idea what you are talking aout. Nor do I care dummy.
DeleteBless your dear soft purple eared heart, Wendy.
DeleteOk I'm late to the party but I'm kind of shocked that I haven't found any gossip articles about The Hils that see her divorce as suspicious and fake?
ReplyDeleteRough timeline of events:
1. Hils has kid and disappears
2. Hils gets rejected for seats at Top Shop show cause she's no one
3. HILS IS GETTING DIVORCED YALL!!
4. Hilary Duff signs a record contract. For literally no reason. No one cared about her name until the divorce. Just let that ruminate. Someone. Gave. Her. A. Record. Deal. WHY???
4. But wait! The divorce is amicable and friendly that they still hang out all the time
5. CUE MORE PRESS. Will they are won't they? Awwww it's love but it's so hard to make it work but we're rooting for them.
Did I miss something? Why does every news and gossip site question if KK forgot too take a shit today and that's why her ass looks so much bigger but no one blinks an eye at Hilary Duff's fake divorce.
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ReplyDeleteEh, side eyes to this blind. The Duffster in Playboy?
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