Sunday, May 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 10, 2014

This former A list tweener convinced her sometime boyfriend to pay for a private jet just so she wouldn't have to give up her stash of coke. That seems like a really bad business decision given the cost of the two items.

Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber


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  1. Wiglet naiiiiiiled it!

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  2. Spend it while you can twerp

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  3. this should be a kindness blind

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  4. Woo hoo Wigs!!

    Also, I'm not sure coke addicts are all that awesome at budgeting and / or math. Orrr, maybe it was a really big stash

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    1. @TTM, but i think they're awesome at arithmetic. It's the drug-user's version of the most complicated maths most adults do - splitting the restaurant cheque ;)

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  5. So easy to fly commercial with coke. How much did she want to carry though?

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  6. Doesn't she have plenty of her own money? Hiring a private jet isn't *that* expensive when you're loaded.

    Selena is shaaaady.

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    1. Mreep Mreep, OT Alert!!

      Oversharing: I flew private a few times for work; why are all private planes's pilots named Corky or Kevvie or anything other than something respect-inspiring? Gimme a solid John or David any day. PLUS, they're all 12!

      Mreep Mreep, OT over! As you were

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  7. Sounds like Beib was paying for THREE things, not two...

    Like my late night hook-up that expects me to pay for her Uber ride over and home, but she wants the cash, not for me to use my Uber account.

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  8. I guess the cost depends where you are going and the size of the plane if you have anyone else sharing and if you can write it off as a business expense which I imagine the Biebs could. Yes the tax payers are footing the bill so Selena can bring her big stash of coke on a plane. At least we don't have to pay her rehab bill.

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    1. I think you might be a little bit confused about what writing off a business expense means. If he is incorperated he may pay somehwat less tax when deducting this expense, but that doesn't mean that other taxpayers end up paying more as result. Much as I hate that little piece of human garbage...

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  9. Get it from him while she can.

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  10. She can't be had for the price of commercial air fare. (Unless you can get her blow on board.)

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  11. This is a little presumptuous of enty. It could be that she has a big enough coke stash$$ to dwarf the cost of the private flight.

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  12. I don't get why she couldn't just buy more coke when she got there. Or why he couldn't just buy his gal some coke.

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  13. I would say Selena still got the short end of the stick since she probably had to have sex with Justin. The big prick with a little stick.

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