Friday, May 09, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 30, 2013

This B list reality star/B list celebrity had a friend come over to her house this weekend carrying a huge duffel bag. Inside the bag were several bottles of booze and some pot. When the friend left they carried out empty bottles of booze. Nice little scam she is running. This would be a great time to give her a drug test.

Jenelle Evans


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  1. Blame it on Keeeefffuuur.

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  2. She was preggers also Enty.

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    1. Jenelle has already inexplicably openly admitted to smoking pot throughout this pregnancy-it "helps with her nausea" after all-but what's all the more mind boggling to me (besides the fact that she is knocked up again for the THIRD time after just having an almost fourth month ab*tion last year because you know, at THAT time she "wasn't responsible enough") is that there are people in her life who think it's somehow cute, acceptable or ok in any way shape or form to supply a pregnant woman with alcohol and other narcotics. While I would never wish harm on any child under any circumstances, this little one's only saving grace may be if it's born with fetal alcohol syndrome or hooked on a drug. At least that way the state can step in and immediately take he/she away. (God knows her mother can't handle raising another grandchild.) This girl honestly needs to be sterilized! Disgusting.

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    2. Couldn't agree with you more, @PJ

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  3. At least they weren't using the duffel bag as a stroller or baby car seat.

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  4. I was about to put up a yawning GIF until I did the math & realized that she was preggers. What an asshole.

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  5. There goes her sober pregnancy claim. I wish MTV would stop enabling her with $$$.

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  6. High! High! You're both high!

    God that never gets old....

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    1. @Sugar
      My personal favourite is Babs yelling at Jenelle sitting on the curb, "Have fun livin on tha streets, wif ya boooyyyfrieeeennnd"

      Her mother needs her own show, she is hilarious!

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  7. I wish she would just do porn.

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  8. B List celebrity. Nice.

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  9. @Count shes got so many large tats all over her I dont think a porn company would want her.

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  10. @Sandy: Bonnie Rotten (NSFW) was AVN Performer of the Year, w/ horrible spider webs tattooed on her horrible fake tits, among the 30+ tattoos she has.

    The thought that tattoos hold you back in porn is as out of date as banging black guys in porn hurts your scene rates.

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    1. I knew I could never put it so eloquently count. So I just posted a crazy laugh. But Bonnie was the FIRST thought I had too. Sandy, pretty much everybody I know will watch that.

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    2. They truly are horrible spider web tattoos on horrible fake tits, @Count. And the tattoo under her boobs is hideous!

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  11. I don't watch that show but it seems as though the producers consistently pick the lowest of the life forms that are 16 and reproduce. Poor babies.

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  12. Tats are only part of the reason I dont watch porn anymore the fake screaming and moaning is the biggest reason. But looking at Belie Knox I think porn might be going back some to non tatted innocent types.

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    1. "Innocent type?" Oh sandy, I have grown to heart you and it's Friday so I'm just going to back off this post now.

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    2. YUP I'm with you Lady..(the leaving part)

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  13. Have you ever seen her? She looks innocent and naive. Everything Ive seen of her she plays innocent. And she looks younger than 18 too.

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    1. DEAR GOD. You should have kept drinking buddy....

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  14. @Sugar, thanks for the laugh.
    @Count, seriously, up your standards dude.

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  15. @Lady: I would have said Christy Mack, but Bonnie got the hardware and Christy dates that War Machine moron, whose greatest contribution to the world is punching Porno Dan.

    @Sandy: There are tons of fresh off the bus doe eyed bims in porn, you just gotta know where to look. Try GirlsDoPorn and ExploitedCollegeGirls. Many first timers and only timers.

    P.S. Belle's cutter scars are disturbing.

    P.P.S Check out the RH of OC daughter Jayden Taylors. That bim is hot, young, and fresh. She has scenes for Nubiles, FirstTimeVideo and NaughtyAmerica. Lots of photo sets too. Search her name on Freeones.com for pics and clips. She appears quite fond of fingering her waxed anus.

    @SaintsFan: Up my standards? Because I wanna see the Evans bim in porn or because I posted the Bonnie Rotten pic? I never watched a Bonnie scene, she aint my type. I have seen Evans' nude pics, and would enjoy seeing her skewered.

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    1. @count: I get the douchey bf turn off but what exactly is the difference in "hardware" or whatever between Mack & Rotten that you speak of?

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  16. Thx for the heads up on jayden. Ill look for her over the weekend Count. I didn't notice Belle was a cutter but that part of her body I wasn't paying attention to anyhow.:)

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  17. @Sandy: Top of her thigh, and they aint calm precise scars. Watch FacialAbuse scene in, Jimmy Hooligan asks her about them. Cut herself because she was fat. Lack of gag reflex displayed in the scene leads me to believe bulimia cured the weight problem.

    Look at that left thigh SFW

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  18. Oh, and if you are into Hot & Anal Jewish chicks, check out Casey Calvert.

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  19. Jenelle had potential at one point in the first season. She had great grades when she graduated....then there was Keeffffffah. Why can't she get it together? Self sabotage? Will the baby go to Bahbrah?

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  20. @Countess, I responded to this but not sure where it went so sorry if it went to a private message. I am not good with technology. Anyway, your comment cracked me up however Bahbrah already said "I aint raisin another one" so this kid is screwed.

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  21. True dat Alita. Meth a hell of a drug.

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  22. I'm never know how to understand meth. I know how incorrect the media is on drugs that I do know about, which makes me suspicious. But identified meth people are complete losers.

    So the question becomes were the 'Faces of Meth' people, and FrankenTits here, always going to be low IQ low moral losers (and they happen to take meth), or does the meth change them?

    Is there a large group of recreational meth users out there that we never hear from, because they are fine?

    This was pretty much written to @Count, but if anyone else has an answer that isn't just "drugs are bad, mmmkay," please jump in!

    Also if anyone can explain how meth is compared to speed, E, coke is be appreciated. Because it should just be like good speed, but people say it has other effects. Meth's making inroads into my country now, so it's the right to learn more about it.

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  23. Meth/speed/crank/ice/tina, all the same stuff.

    There can be casual users, functional users and complete addicts. I think the complete addicts are usually people who smoke it or bang it. I dont know any complete addicts, but a few functional users.

    Yeah, those people would likely be losers addicted to something else instead of meth. Coke, heroin, booze there would be something to keep reality at bay.

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  24. @Lady H: hardware = the AVN Performer of the Year award.

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    1. Ah thanks @count, that's what I figured. Did you see the CLIP of Dan Bilzerian's porn star roof tossing yet?

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    2. Even I saw that, @Heisenberg - it actually made it into national news here. Like this:

      News: Some gazzilionaire that you've not heard of tossed a woman from the roof in some place a long way away.

      Everyone: so?

      News: she was naked! And a porn star!

      Everyone: phwoar! Front page, please!

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  25. @Lady H: yeah. Poor whore tossin technique. 2 idiots.

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    1. Yup. PS, love that Calvert took her porn name from her favorite professor

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  26. Calvert is a hot lil broad. I haven't seen her Kink stuff, but I saw when she the Adriano treatment, w/ Riley Reid (no anal for Riley, just Casey). Ya know she got some brains, cause she got with Spiegler right off the bat.

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  27. Media reports and Internet forums make out that, while being an amphetamine and similar to speed, ice is (in some undefined way) way more full on. That it has a more extreme immediate rush. That I can accept - that's really just a case of purity.

    What i find hard to understand is that it is said (media, net) to cause actual physical addiction, with physical withdrawal symptoms. Only opiates do that, in my experience. I'm not trivialising anyone's addiction experiences, but physical withdrawl symptoms shouldn't come from amphetamines.

    I did take speed in the past, and in seeking to understand about meth and these news reports, want to put it in context of my experiences. This will help me to see through the usual inaccuracies and straight-up lies that are the order of the day when governments, police, and media talk about drugs.

    You're saying it's the same as speed - I appreciate the reply. If you @Count, or anyone else, has information specifically on the withdrawal thing, it would also be appreciated.

    For the record, this is pretty much just an interest thing - this is not a completely unsubtle attempt at 'my friend had this ...' ;)

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  28. Aha, your "my country" is lovely, Alita. But I had been hoping for something more exotic.

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  29. I getcha, @Sprink. Wish that I could have accomodated :(

    But it's not that bad . Was there today ;)

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  30. My overriding memory of Sydney is that nearly everyone had a pool in the back yard.

    And the humour. Like this bit of Russell Crowe being amusing at London's Royal Opera House, first 50 seconds will get you to the punch line...

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  31. Withdrawals? You feel like crap for a day or 2, depending on how much you took and how long you were awake. Like an extended hangover that isn't cured w/ coffee.

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