October 18, 2012
This A+ list super model and her A list movie actor husband are having big issues because she has cheated on him twice. Both times were with a photographer after they had worked together. The actor just can't get over it. He has never had a jealous bone in his body and now has been basically just staying at home with their child.
Miranda Kerr/Orlando Bloom
She seems quite the mess.
ReplyDeleteRobot got it!
ReplyDeleteI don't follow modeling, but Miranda Kerr as an A+ list supermodel? Vickie's Secret must be a diving board.
Good deal for FlynnKerrBloom. Daddy is prob more fun to hang out with.
ReplyDeleteAnd I totally stole "FlynnKerrBloom" from Kristin.
DeleteThanks God he got rid of her!
ReplyDeleteyes she is a+
ReplyDeleteand yes she is probably a gold digger
ill take you, orlando <3
Uncle Terry strikes again!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if you use sexual conquest to gain power over powerful people, don't marry. That kind of ego boost can't cover up insecurity but for so long.
And the other phot. surely was Chris Colls!
ReplyDeleteGlad he got out of that mess.
ReplyDelete@steampunk i dont think its insecurity save for her bank account. while i really like her look and career, i wonder if she is another padma, looking to get rich off marriage. remember that blind when she walked in on her billionaire boyfriend? or how she cheated on orli with leo?
ReplyDeleteit sucks that women have to feel this way (that they need to bang the richest guy, that they need/feel entitled to their partner's wealth), but what can you do?
@ T.E., I agree with the money being a great motivation ( after all, a girl has to look out for herself :-) ) but she strikes me as all about the power and control. By sexing the photographer, she gets him on Her side so She comes off better than the items she's shilling. She will screw anyone who can supply her needs.
DeleteLanding a rich guy won't stop her cheating.
He seems boring to me
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Cocoa. It's his name so we both stole it. It's just more fun to say all together.
ReplyDeleteShe's the second highest paid model around. I'm more surprised Bloom is A.
@Wigs, it is fun to say!
DeleteFlynnkerrbloom! Flynnkerrbloom!
I think Bloom is probably forever for LotR, Pirates, and his name. Man, I remember when LotR first came, the fangirling was HARD. "Mrs Legolas" scrawled on pee-chees, BrandeeLegolas4ev usernames.
*forever A
DeleteKerr said she made Bloom wait six months before she kissed him. Guess the rules doesn't apply to photographers!
ReplyDeleteNext time you hear someone sneeze: FLYNNKERRBLOOM!!
ReplyDeleteMiranda Kerr is not a supermodel, more like an A+ famewhore.
ReplyDeleteCan't be them. She was never A+ and he's B on a good day.
ReplyDelete"The actor just can't get over it." - Nor should he.
ReplyDeleteYes how much money does a A+ supermodel or a model at the level of Kerr, she is doing ads for more than one major brand for example right now, raking it in, need.
ReplyDeleteI am sure her own line of clothes at Tar-jay is just around the corner.
Orlando Bloom, an A-lister? Even back in 2012? I can't quite buy that.
ReplyDeleteSo according to Enty she's had affairs with Leo, Brad Pitt and now Terry Richardson? She's a hoe fo' sho
ReplyDeleteThat's just so mean! The poor guy!
ReplyDeleteshe's such a bitch
ReplyDeleteShe has always fucked photographers...since she started modelling.
ReplyDeleteHow cld she do that to him? He's hit and seems really nice and is devoted dad. Me no like.
ReplyDeleteShe has the most sweet, innocent face. (oh well). Isn't this going to be nice for her kids to read about when they're grown. Such a legacy!
ReplyDeleteAwww…poor Orlando. I volunteer to--ahem--"comfort" him. You know, with my boobages and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteCuz I'm a caregiver by profession, you know!
ReplyDeleteWhat BS. They are good friends, they had a contract, both came out of it looking good, there is no bad blood between them.
ReplyDeleteFlynnkerrbloom! It sounds like a spell straight out of Harry Potter. Either that or the name of one of the items at George and Fred Weasley's joke shop.
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