February 4, 2014
This A list stylist and designer wannabe had a collection so horrid that people told her it would be career suicide to show it. Excuses made and back to the drawing board or wherever she can buy her designs for next time.
Rachel Zoe
Well that's just bananas! Seriously though...meh.
ReplyDeleteDuh. Stylist. At best. Fame should not be the end game. Success add should. She had that until she wanted to much and priced herself out of the business
ReplyDeleteOn what planet stylist ???????
DeleteI am amazed at her staying power. Gurl has hustle
ReplyDeleteShe has always been overrated and she's just living off her celebrity.
ReplyDeleteI just wish ol girl would eat. Food is amazing rachel!!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen her in anything cute. Her wardrobe is snooze worthy.
ReplyDeleteI don't like her. Remember when she was the head stylist for the Hweird bimbos (Nicole, Lindsay, Mischa etc) and it was rumored she would give them dresses 2 sizes too small and a gram of meth to help get to their "goal weight" smh...
ReplyDeleteWTF I never heard that! She sounds like a complete jerk now!
DeleteThe Nieman Marcus outlet sells her stuff. I'm usually a size six and I couldn't even fit my elbow in her size eight. It was the cutest little black leather dress too. Dammit.
DeleteShe's the one Nicole Ritchie called "Raisin Face", it was kinda epic and hilarious
DeleteShe was blasted as a 'pox on humanity' for her styles dating back to '08.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/nyt-tv-review-rachel-zoe_n_126752.html
She must know/have dirt on some powerful people.
what she should do is lease out her name to designers because even I know her, though I couldn't point out any of her rags.
ReplyDelete...or is that what enty is saying...; /
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ReplyDeleteNo Bacon Ranch it is the same mentality that spends millions of dollars on art that one's 3 year old niece could pull off.
ReplyDeleteIf you build the hype up well enough the rich and brainless will come running and pull out their wallets and credit cards.
But if you don't have the real goods and maybe even if you, you won't have the staying power because the rich and brainless will have already run off to the next IT designer or stylist.
It like lemmings to the cliff.
Awesome comment. Perfectly said.
DeleteI'm with you, fancy. She has been wearing the same, 1970s tired, bohemian crap and oversized hats for YEARS. A designer evolves. She is no designer.
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DeleteA dress aaannnnnnd METH. I'd hire her. And her hubby, he's pretty cute.
ReplyDeleteNicole Ritchie calls Zoe raisin face?
ReplyDeleteWow let's get those two probable anorexics into the thunderdome, no drugs allowed beforehand, unfair advantagem and see if they have enough strength to go at it.
Tina, that was when Zoe was working for her and NR was at her tiniest. It was thought that NR was essentially blaming Zoe for her extreme weight loss because of her "advice". Apparently Zoe was a Thinspiration!
DeleteI remember! They said she had the good shit from Mexico. Her and Nicole are friends again and Nicole is scary again
DeleteIf the collection is that bad and is already in production, put that stuff on QVC. She's sold stuff there before, and they think oversized denim shirts with embroidered flowers, and polyester skorts are high-fashion.
ReplyDeleteQVC and HSN will sell any shit they dont care because losers will buy it.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read this I realized i've never seen any of Rachel's clothes featured in any magazines so I decided to Google her line. Ended up at the Nordstrom site and I see almost all of her stuff is 40% off.
ReplyDeleteWhat a convenient pregnancy
ReplyDeleteGeez I just had a look at her 'Pre-Fall' collection (WTF is Pre-fucking-Fall???) and saw a plaid jumpsuit and a horizontal striped jumpsuit.....eeeuuurghhhh!!!
ReplyDeleteI've been a bit baby crazy lately so I enjoy adorable photos of kids. Every time I see her son, I want to cut his hair. He looks miserable and dressed in stuff that is way more focused on fashion than comfort. No toddler needs to constantly wear a fedora.
ReplyDelete@AJ NO ONE should wear a fedora...
ReplyDelete@Derek
DeleteI absolutely agree. Fedoras should be banned completely. Hahaha.
Y'all are crazy; my boys have all looked FABTASTIC in their fedoras since they were one years old. And they loved them. True story
ReplyDeleteimagine the fights that TTM and her man get in regarding dressing the boys
ReplyDelete"take off those damn fedoras and stop putting on that damn Drag Queen show-" lol *jokesjokes*
If you think he doesn't have to wear fedoras too, you clearly misunderstand how things roll Chez TTM. JK, I let him get away with newsboy caps (boys have been wearing those since birth too) and watch DragRace when he's out with his beer drinking buddies. Win win!
DeleteTTM, my sweet girls have worn fedoras for the last 3 years..including a hot pink zebra & black with their long hair In a pretty side fish tail braid..mind you they are just 11 & 12, but I love how they think they are cool.. also love the Sun protection..Im with you!
DeleteNot feeling the fedora hate. We need more hats in our lives, not less. Hats are shockingly underrepresented in the accessorising playbook- and they look awesome!
ReplyDeleteI urge everyone to increase their hat ownership.
@Alita I like other hats it just never have been a fan of fedoras. Plus Rachel's kids just always look like she's dressing a client rather than a child. Children should be able to run around & not be worried about getting cloths dirty or ruined.
DeleteI agree AJ - there was an instagram acct I saw of this little 5yo boy who is a 'fashionista' ... Did a quick search and couldn't find it. He wears all high fashion labels. I lack comprehension of this - kids need to be able to play.
DeleteBut hats rock - this is the time of year for a foxy little felt number, maybe in burgundy ... mmm, maybe time to go shopping ;)
I occasionally rock a newsboy hat when I don't feel like washing my hair. and a Captains hat when I am in Cannes selling my body bwahaha
ReplyDeleteWERK!
DeleteYa know I was a little disappointed I thought I would hit the jackpot but too many real Dlisters for competition. Usually I will settle for a pack of Belmonts and some Canadian Tire Money on my local Toronto corner but now all the big spenders are gone ; )
ReplyDelete"Pre-Fall" is known to mere mortals as Summer.
ReplyDeleteAnd hats rule. I wear them almost daily.
I love fedoras, and I love my little boy in them. He looks awesome in them!
ReplyDeleteThey make GREAT beach hats--a much more attractive alternative to the old standby, bucket hat.
ReplyDeleteRachel speaks like a 13 year old. If I had a nickel every time she said, "like" on her dopey show, why I'd have a few pillowcases of nickels by now.
ReplyDeleteAnd the only ones who have successfully pulled off wearing a fedora are Frank Sinatra, Indiana Jones and Perry the Platypus.
erry'body got this one
ReplyDeleteChrist, Bacon, I just read that Huffington article (which was actually a NYT piece) and it was cutting in the extreme. Best/worst of all, Rachel was pictured wearing a FUR VEST. WTF??
ReplyDeleteHow many times have you seen her without that damn vest. I think she sleeps in it...probably because she's always cold from being anorexic.
DeleteI want to know why she keeps renting and doesn't buy. It would be so much more cheaper for her to buy a house and have the right off. Something is not right with her finances.
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