August 30, 2013
This Academy Award winner/nominee actor who is probably a B- list mostly movie actor right now was hanging out with this former A+ list celebrity and reality star who is now a B- list celebrity who people still love to hate. Apparently he convinced her to take some drug he had just bought in a club and she did and had a seizure in the foreign club on the floor.
Adrien Brody/Paris Hilton
There's a drug out there that Adrien Brody has but Paris Hilton hadn't tried?? That seems unlikely.
ReplyDeleteOk! The girl with the best grade coke in Hollywood gets schooled. Ok sure.
DeleteThat idiot gives guinea pigs a bad name.
ReplyDeleteParis was convinced she was partying with Brody Jenner.
ReplyDeleteThis is why kings in the Middle Ages had food tasters!
ReplyDeleteWas it krokodil?
ReplyDeletedon't Google it.
DeleteMust.not.google ahhhh!
DeleteI googled to make sure I spelled it correctly and my eyes hate me for it.
DeleteWhy, WHY don't I listen!??!
DeleteIs it worse than "blue waffle" ?
Delete*drops bomb, runs away*
That krokodil stuff is terrifying, @Ray. But it can't be too underground, because I learned of it from National Geographic. We had an eastern European commenter here a little while ago that posted about it, too.
DeleteBut I think if Paris got an 'aspect of the demon' (in BtVS lingo) it wouldn't do much be scales as a good 'ol vagina dentata .
She probably already has one.
I believe this!!
ReplyDeleteActually I don't but I would if the story was vice versa.
This one is actually plausible, Silly. Who knows what else she was on at the time. She's probably thinking 'he's hot' and just popped/snorted whatever.
ReplyDeleteBacon Ranch: one flaw in your theory. Adrian is not hot.
DeleteAhh hah!
ReplyDeleteThe ol' "here take this drug and then wash my butt on a yacht" trick!
I see you Adrien. I see you.
Side note: Boone's Farm goes surprisingly well with my froot loops.
@AbbySaurus: Strawberry Hill or Tickle Pink?
DeleteI would have payed money to see her spasm on the floor.
ReplyDeleteMaybe today I would stop laughing.
It was a vitamin C chewable.
ReplyDeleteWho knows what it actually was that he bought, though, so this could happen. Paris would love the idea of parting with an Oscar winner.
ReplyDeleteMy ex had a seizure in her sleep one night. I told her next time it happened I was gonna slip inside her and see if it was any good. Never got the chance :(
ReplyDeleteI have seen people have seizures/fainting from weed though. The rapid drop in blood pressure is the cause. Like if a chick has low BP because of an eating disorder, then the weed makes the bottom fall out of it, BOOM, they hit the deck.
It must have been some type of detox drug- something they use in rehab programs:) Only thing that would explain her reaction. Most other drugs just put her on her back with knees behind her ears or on all fours - not convulsing on floor.
ReplyDeleteSo how does the story end- did he bang her????
DeleteWas that too mean??
ReplyDelete@Texas. The truth hurts.
DeleteTexas Rose: she'd be more animated mid seizure than her sex tape shows she is without convulsions.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was a botched attempt to do humanity a service and finally get rid of her. Better luck next time!
ReplyDeleteDID her lazy eye roll the other way?
ReplyDeleteSugarbread: brilliant.
Deletewas this a kindness blind?
ReplyDelete+1000
DeleteJust say no to bathsalts people..
ReplyDeleteJust say no to Flinstone's Chewables!!!
ReplyDeleteSoooo.... earlier this week, a young starlet was introducing Lindsay to heroin, and today Adrian Brody is introducing her to another drug.
ReplyDeletePoor Lindsay, so pliable.
OMG you guys are high-larious!
ReplyDeleteSugarbread-WOW-greatness
ReplyDeleteAdrien Brody looks like a white Snoop Dogg.
ReplyDeletebored soccer mom - without the big cock.
DeleteSeven - Check yo' self. It was Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteThis blind gave me the purest joy of true schadenfreude.
DERP!
DeleteI really did mean to say Adrian introducing Paris as a joke about the BI with Momsten/Lohan but clearly lost my marbles halfway through.
DERP!
Was Paris wearing underpants whilst flopping around?
ReplyDeleteThat bar mop is filled with Beiber juice and Paris' Herp germs. No 5 second rule there.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton! What is this , 1997?
ReplyDeleteWhat did she have? Vet-grade ketamine? My dog once had a seizure pre-op shortly after he was inducted with k.
ReplyDeleteI gave a very good friend of mine a bar once while we were smoking and she had a grand maul seizure. I still hate myself for it and I have neve given nor accepted pills from anyone since. I'm sure Adrian felt zero guilt but it was devastating to watch my friend have a massive seizure and know that it never would have happened if I wasn't an asshole.
ReplyDeleteJSierra - what is a 'bar' in this context?
DeleteGood rule, not giving people things - aside from anything else, there's a legal culpability depending on what you do. I know of a guy (through friends) that got in serious legal trouble from giving someone something.
so i am now an adrien brody fan from him trying to kill parasite
ReplyDeleteHow can she have a seizure when she doesn't have a brain?
ReplyDeleteThis thread was full of funny - texas, procrastibator, sugarbread, everyone - LOL!
ReplyDeleteAlita. A Bar is a term for Xanax.
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