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Blind Items Revealed

August 30, 2013

This Academy Award winner/nominee actor who is probably a B- list mostly movie actor right now was hanging out with this former A+ list celebrity and reality star who is now a B- list celebrity who people still love to hate. Apparently he convinced her to take some drug he had just bought in a club and she did and had a seizure in the foreign club on the floor.

Adrien Brody/Paris Hilton

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  1. There's a drug out there that Adrien Brody has but Paris Hilton hadn't tried?? That seems unlikely.

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    1. Ok! The girl with the best grade coke in Hollywood gets schooled. Ok sure.

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  2. That idiot gives guinea pigs a bad name.

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  3. Paris was convinced she was partying with Brody Jenner.

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  4. This is why kings in the Middle Ages had food tasters!

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    1. don't Google it.

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    2. Must.not.google ahhhh!

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    3. I googled to make sure I spelled it correctly and my eyes hate me for it.

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    4. Why, WHY don't I listen!??!

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    5. Is it worse than "blue waffle" ?
      *drops bomb, runs away*

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    6. That krokodil stuff is terrifying, @Ray. But it can't be too underground, because I learned of it from National Geographic. We had an eastern European commenter here a little while ago that posted about it, too.

      But I think if Paris got an 'aspect of the demon' (in BtVS lingo) it wouldn't do much be scales as a good 'ol vagina dentata .

      She probably already has one.

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  6. I believe this!!

    Actually I don't but I would if the story was vice versa.

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  7. This one is actually plausible, Silly. Who knows what else she was on at the time. She's probably thinking 'he's hot' and just popped/snorted whatever.

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    1. Bacon Ranch: one flaw in your theory. Adrian is not hot.

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  8. Ahh hah!
    The ol' "here take this drug and then wash my butt on a yacht" trick!
    I see you Adrien. I see you.

    Side note: Boone's Farm goes surprisingly well with my froot loops.

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    1. @AbbySaurus: Strawberry Hill or Tickle Pink?

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  9. I would have payed money to see her spasm on the floor.

    Maybe today I would stop laughing.

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  10. It was a vitamin C chewable.

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  11. Who knows what it actually was that he bought, though, so this could happen. Paris would love the idea of parting with an Oscar winner.

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  12. My ex had a seizure in her sleep one night. I told her next time it happened I was gonna slip inside her and see if it was any good. Never got the chance :(

    I have seen people have seizures/fainting from weed though. The rapid drop in blood pressure is the cause. Like if a chick has low BP because of an eating disorder, then the weed makes the bottom fall out of it, BOOM, they hit the deck.

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  13. It must have been some type of detox drug- something they use in rehab programs:) Only thing that would explain her reaction. Most other drugs just put her on her back with knees behind her ears or on all fours - not convulsing on floor.

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    1. So how does the story end- did he bang her????

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  14. Was that too mean??

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  15. Texas Rose: she'd be more animated mid seizure than her sex tape shows she is without convulsions.

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  16. Maybe it was a botched attempt to do humanity a service and finally get rid of her. Better luck next time!

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  17. DID her lazy eye roll the other way?

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  18. was this a kindness blind?

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  19. Just say no to bathsalts people..

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  20. Just say no to Flinstone's Chewables!!!

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  21. Soooo.... earlier this week, a young starlet was introducing Lindsay to heroin, and today Adrian Brody is introducing her to another drug.

    Poor Lindsay, so pliable.

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  22. Sugarbread-WOW-greatness

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  23. Adrien Brody looks like a white Snoop Dogg.

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    1. bored soccer mom - without the big cock.

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  24. Seven - Check yo' self. It was Paris Hilton.

    This blind gave me the purest joy of true schadenfreude.

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    1. DERP!

      I really did mean to say Adrian introducing Paris as a joke about the BI with Momsten/Lohan but clearly lost my marbles halfway through.

      DERP!

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  25. Was Paris wearing underpants whilst flopping around?

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  26. That bar mop is filled with Beiber juice and Paris' Herp germs. No 5 second rule there.

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  27. Paris Hilton! What is this , 1997?

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  28. What did she have? Vet-grade ketamine? My dog once had a seizure pre-op shortly after he was inducted with k.

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  29. I gave a very good friend of mine a bar once while we were smoking and she had a grand maul seizure. I still hate myself for it and I have neve given nor accepted pills from anyone since. I'm sure Adrian felt zero guilt but it was devastating to watch my friend have a massive seizure and know that it never would have happened if I wasn't an asshole.

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    1. JSierra - what is a 'bar' in this context?

      Good rule, not giving people things - aside from anything else, there's a legal culpability depending on what you do. I know of a guy (through friends) that got in serious legal trouble from giving someone something.

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  30. Anonymous5:58 PM

    so i am now an adrien brody fan from him trying to kill parasite

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  31. How can she have a seizure when she doesn't have a brain?

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  32. This thread was full of funny - texas, procrastibator, sugarbread, everyone - LOL!

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  33. Alita. A Bar is a term for Xanax.

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