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Blind Items Revealed

December 13, 2013

#3 - This A list super everything has one tiny secret she doesn't share with the world. The former topless dancer she  keeps on her payroll. She met her when she was dating that A list actor guy and now keeps her around for fun and her husband seems to enjoy her too.

Gisele Bundchen

38 comments:

  1. Wow Tom Brady isn't gay???? :)))

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  2. I believe the trade off is that she gets to give him ridiculous haircuts and clothes to wear, and he gets to play with the topless dancer.

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  3. I feel so white bread

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  4. But Gisele is perfect. She tells us so she must be. There can't be any of these sorts of shenanigans going on in Gisele/Tom heaven.

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  5. Geez, Brady deserves that wife like he deserves the 4 tainted rings. #aintwonathingsincecaughtcheatin

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  6. Giselle prob just enjoys a little time off so she lets someone else fill in on occasion, let's someone else do the heavy lifting.

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  7. The Smug One is actually human??? Well, consenting adults and all that.

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  8. No wonder Tom Brady always looks so happy.

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  9. I'm guessing there's a pretty boy on the payroll, too.

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  10. Haven't there been rumours in the past that Gisele likes ladies anyway?

    Also, her and Brady are both hot as hell, so I certainly wouldn't complain about this arrangement lol.

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  11. Agreed consenting adults and all. Not every marriage has the same rules, kids. If it works for them...

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  12. She was hired to keep the pole warm.

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  13. Holy Crap I think I got this one!

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  14. filming warm ups wasn't considered "cheating" until all the teams in the cellar cried about it. The Giants cheat by flopping to buy time to make substitutions. Kinda obvious when three guys fall down all at the same time without being touched. As for The Jets, they're never going to a Super Bowl let alone winning one.

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  15. I feel sad every time I see Tom Brady. He was a guys guy and now he is a skinny fashionista. She sucked the hotness out of him and made him her barbie doll.

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  16. Now this is a great reveal. Nice!

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  17. @Hairydawg: Yeah, not cheating, so they were find, docked a draft pick and the tapes were destroyed for the heck of it? And their brilliant defensive 1/2 time adjustments have disappeared.

    I don't blame Brady or the players. It is clear that Belichek is scum though.

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    1. Count...and no other NFL team ever does what Bill did right?

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  18. Good god I do not like that woman, especially now that I see that stupid music video of hers every time I hear her name.

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  19. Good one @M Brown!

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  20. How is she Super everything besides modeling?

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  21. Incredibly annoying woman.

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  22. Belicheck needs to dress better. Haven't watched profb in a couple seasons, is he still around? He's THE worst dresser.

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  23. @kristin was that rock slide their back yard?? seams like a small pool slide for jizelle and tammy?
    maybe that's why they sold to dr dre.. needed to upgrade to a bigger rock slide

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  24. I hope for Tom's sake that the dancer has a woman's body.

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  25. JSierra. Derek, EXACTLY. Can't stand these two and inquiring minds want to know.

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  26. I don't think so, Snootches. If it was common practice, I wouldn't think the penalty would have been so harsh. If the content of the tapes was inconsequential, then they would have been played on ESPN, not destroyed.

    As for other thing Beli-dick has done, I don't know any other head coaches who made the papers for sugar daddying married secretaries.

    Maybe if the Pats want another real chance at a ring, they should hire Parcells as GM to draft them a defense. They were all Parcells guys the first time around.

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  27. Wow. If it wasn't for the elevator freak out this would be a big reveal.

    Actually it still is.

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  28. Hardly an A-List super everything...she's just a model??

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  29. I just find her so smug. I also blame her for his underperforming.

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  30. I just find her so smug. I also blame her for his underperforming.

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  31. I just find her so smug. I also blame her for his underperforming.

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  32. When I first heard about Giselle's song and music video, I thought it was a joke. Turned out, it was a slightly different kind of joke.

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