May 10, 2012
In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it.
Amanda Bynes
Id pay good monnay playa to see that tape if you read here.
ReplyDeleteBoo. Leave Amanda alone.
ReplyDeleteIf true, poor girl - I bet now, in her saner days, she regrets that. At least it seems to have stayed private.
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ReplyDeleteWho was the football player?
ReplyDeleteMatt Kalil, I think...Minn Vikings. Older bro is Ryan Kalil-Carolina Panthers. I know a kid getting drafted right now. Actually 2, but one better than other. See what I can hear, but he's very upright and might not squeal.
DeleteAnd he didn't sell it for $ and profit from her downfall? That's pretty classy. (in the world of celeb sex tapes. Only showing an entire football team is like the black tie of sex tape behavior)
ReplyDeleteAww, look at PretendRDJ being stalked by alligators in the original BI!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't going to believe this, but then I thought, how old would an NFL draftee be? I could absolutely see a bunch of teenage boys gathered around an iPad in utter silence to watch porn and then yelling about it. Whether or not it's Ms Bynes, I can't say, but I can predict with some certainty that @Count is drooling right now.
The football player is a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteIs this Keith Rivers?
ReplyDeleteI think so. He was drafted in 08 though. So???
DeleteI hate how enty only reveals the women in these types of blinds.
ReplyDeleteUgh let me guess, they were singing some shit like THIS too?
ReplyDeleteI TOTALLY thought that was going to be Summer Lovin
Delete(Tell me more, tell me more)
@Sunny: sorry to disappoint you. I tried for like 20 minutes to track down that old Petco Park ad of San Diego's athletes singing that song but can't find it!!! I hope you remember which one I'm talking about!
Deleteshe has beta programming
ReplyDeleteWhat @Crystal said *hurl*
ReplyDeleteyea, Himmm going on about capricious alligators.......
ReplyDeleteAnyone else remember when Himmm and B. Profane went at it? That was one for the ages. B makes everything more fun.
I'm sure Amanda is indeed a little embarrassed by her antics now that she seems leveled out.
ReplyDeleteWhy not reveal the football player's name too?
ReplyDeletegive us the football player's name. i agree, let's be equal.
ReplyDeleteThat makes me sad for currently recovering Amanda Bynes.
ReplyDeleteSONOVABITCH! I need to see this. 8-ball of coke or 1 oz of shrooms to any NFL player who can get me this.
ReplyDeleteJane: Dude can't sell it w/o her signed consent form and 2 forms of photo ID. Also, w/ the stupid new revenge porn laws, he would be looking at a felony depending on what state it was shot or distributed from.
Andrew Luck was drafted in 2012 and went to Stanford...
ReplyDeleteSuck for Luck
DeleteAnd we did damnit!
DeleteHopefully the NFL player will soon get addicted to something like most of them, get poor, and have to release it in order to pay his next dose. I'm waiting for that day with my hand on my peen.
ReplyDeleteThis is a disgusting reveal--she's had well documented mental health problems and you're going to reveal her but not the guy? He's a celebrity, he showed it and made it public (to a group no less.) F*#ck that. Everything about this is messed up and wrong,
ReplyDeleteOf course, he will say it was stolen from his laptop or something to avoid penal punishment.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this douches name not revealed? The blind is really more about him than her anyway. I really don't want to get all high and mighty since I am sitting reading and responding on a gossip blog, but you don't thinks Bynes might hear about this reveal and it could possibly set her back ALOT on her recovery from whatever it is she is recovering from? This guy is the asshole for showing this to people who were mostly strangers to him, yet she is getting named>
ReplyDeleteNo way. Name him now.
@7 college draftees are usually 21-22 and in 2011 or 2012 when it was most likely filmed or in 2010 she might have seemed normal then. in his defense.(ducks) and if he went pro he would never sell it until his career likely ended in 10-15 years per morals clause in ALL NFL CONTRACTS. it will stay private for now
ReplyDeleteThat *was* entertaining @hairy!
ReplyDeleteThe NFL player is Keith Rivers. She dated him while he was at USC.
ReplyDeletehttp://whosesportsblog.com/2013/06/28/amanda-bynes-tweets-giants-keith-rivers-has-herpes/
Nice detective work, Bubbles.
DeleteSeriously don't know why anyone makes sex tapes anymore unless you are perfectly happy with anyone/everyone seeing it. "Just for us" no longer exists (if it ever did really)
ReplyDeleteI agree. I think the guy 's name should have been released, not the girl.
ReplyDeleteFFS, nice reveal about someone who's mentally ill, Enties.
ReplyDeleteShot after US2257 was put into effect in 2006, so it cannot be distributed w/o Miss Mandy's consent. Not tomorrow, not after a playing career is over. Any Attorney General would jump at the chance for a lay up, high profile porn conviction. End of story.
ReplyDelete"Leaked", stolen iPad, etc, don't work. Ask the hacker behind the ScarJo, Lively, etc pix and the guy behind the Erin Andrews video.
If it is Keith Rivers with the loaded iPad, I'm 1.5hrs from the Meadowlands, name yer price. I don't even need a copy of it, just let me watch it once or twice. I will memorize the highlights for later use.
I'll outbid you. Oliver Luck use my e-mail link. The rest of you Stanford, California, Fresno State, San Jose State scrubs do the same!
ReplyDeleteJust in case this goes for you losers at USC,, UCLA, and San Diego State too. Name ur price!
ReplyDelete@Sandy: Wanna go to Giants training camp and just yell, "Rivers let me see that iPad! Come on, Bro. Text me some screen caps of her ass." all day?
ReplyDeleteSure why not?
ReplyDeleteOMG Poor Amanda ! I wonder if that helped her flip out.
ReplyDeleteWe need his name too. Lousy that just Amanda was named.
ReplyDeleteThis has been revealed before.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, Enty, you don't want to reveal HIS name so his bright future is not destroyed. Lame, lame, lame. That's sexism.
ReplyDeleteThe players standing around together to watch this guys home pornho recording with him, and asking to see it over and over....together...that's a piece of work in itself.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there some reveal or she was the popular guess for someone who liked to make sex tapes and had a huge collection?
ReplyDeleteKeith Rivers---- Karma dude, Karma.
ReplyDeleteBoys will be boys.
ReplyDeleteI love gossip as much as the next person, but the girl seems to be getting her life more on track after a hideous year and clearly a lot of pain and embarrassment. Can't we give her a break and not embarrass her further by bringing up past happenings when she was especially mentally disordered? It's so sad.
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