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Blind Items Revealed

August 13, 2013

A couple of years ago, this A list mostly television actor from a hit network show named Ashton Kutcher was at an award ceremony with his wife Demi Moore. Apparently this B+ list mix of television and movie actress who is well known by everyone and made her fame back in the day on television and has been in some really big movies took a liking to Ashton. So much so that when he got up to get a drink, she followed. Demi was oblivious. By the third time, Ashton took the hint and they found a bathroom and spent a good fifteen minutes doing the dirty. They went back to their seats and the actress spent the rest of the night speaking to Demi and ignoring Ashton.

Jessica Biel

48 comments:

  1. Wait, so she is or isn't in to chicks?

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    1. Me thinks this may be the real story of why Jessica Biel has been diving into the lady pond ever since. I mean, hey, first thing she did was holler at Demi! Jess can try all she wants, but there ain't no washing away that shame away.

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  2. I dislike both of them, so this is double smarmy.

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  3. Really big movies? Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre v 7.0?

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  4. Maybe she just wanted to check out his webbed toes.

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  5. It needs to dump her and got back with Britney

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  6. Took the words right outta my mouth @Jessi

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  7. I thought she liked girls.....then again, Ashton is very pretty.

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  8. Poor old Helen Hunt. Her entire reputation was blemished by association with Ashton in the original comments.

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  9. Biel crossed him off her bucket list, onto hitting on Demi.

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  10. I like your gender description @Dragon

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  11. Ashton Kutcher obviously didn't leave a big impression on Jessica Biel. Serves her right for coveting another woman's husband.

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  12. What a slag..not sure what Demi and Ashton's marriage was or wasn't..but that bitch needs to go.it was pure power play...probably more attracted to Demi and did it to prove something to herself...twat.

    I do so hope all the rumors about him are true and that she is gravely unhappy:)

    Ahhh..I feel better

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  13. I'm still trying to figure out what big movie she was in, much less plural.
    Unless she played a bland piece of carrot on a salad plate in Titanic or a silent lily pad in Avatar I can't see any really big movies on her IMDB.
    Was "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" really big?

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    1. Maybe the Blade movie. Definitely not Stealth. That was terrible.

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  14. Yeah Dragon did typo but it fits well.

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  15. She was in a pretty forgettable movie with Gerard Butler.. So forgettable I forgot the name of it

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  16. I actually liked Easy Virtue (and her in it... okay, okay, mostly for the tango scene with Colin Firth) but I don't think that was a "big movie".

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  17. She was in Blade 3.

    Seriously thought she only ate fish not sausage.

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  18. She was passable in The illusionist, but how could you not when working with Christian Bale and Ed Norton

    in related news-Woman's brain leaks through her own ears at the thought of Jessica Biel working with Christian Bale and Ed Norton

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    1. Thought Bale and Jackman did The Prestige w ScarJo. Biel and Norton did The Illusionist, which was a similar type of film.

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  19. "spent a good fifteen minutes doing the dirty"

    If they only spent 15 minutes, it probably wasn't all that good...

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  20. I also see Total Recall with Colin Farrell and Cranston. But I don't remember hearing a buzz about it.
    aemish & Snap, she certainly gets lucky when it comes to great co-stars.

    But big movies? Pshaw

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  21. ..sheesh Tricia. I cannot believe some of these guys she gets to work with!

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  22. Stealth was a decent movie. That and Chuck and Larry are almost good enough to make her A list on this site.

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  23. I know Bacon!! And I morphed 2 movies...
    She was in illusionist with Norton and Prestige with Bale
    Crazytown

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  24. But Jessica is into chicks, not d*cks.

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  25. Ya she does, Bacon!

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  26. 15 minutes with Kelso would have me doing a running jump into the lady pond. Bleck.

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  27. If it only took 15 mins, I guess that's why she proceeded to ignore him. Seriously though. Sex in the loos with a guy who is there with his wife? That's nasty.

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  28. Her entire career boils down to the gif of her ass from the Sandler movie. That is all people will remember in 10yrs.

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  29. So she 's not more lesbian

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  30. But count, when just looking at the ass, no one cares about the face, so her name will still be forgotten, fingers crossed.

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  31. @Tina, I thought exactly the same thing! Ashton down, now for Demi.

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  32. And karma gave her Justin Timberlake

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  33. Boy how bad did Ashton want out of the marriage to do this?

    Not excusing the cheating honest.

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  34. Wow. He's a douche, obviously, but this is a vicious thing for a woman to do to another woman.

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  35. She's a lesbian but I don't know many who haven't had a man here and there. I'm sure Rosie may refute that but there you have it. Now WHY she would want Asshat, I'm unclear.

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  36. What's the problem? Everyone knows if you follow someone to the shitter three times then its on!!!

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  37. Ashton is quite the lover. 15 whole minutes?!

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  38. Count, this is for you. http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/Jessica%20Biel%20hypnotic%20ass.gif

    And this one is my favorite. http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/Jessica%20Biel%20hypnotic%20ass.gif

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  39. They were both the same cowbullls. That is the scene I was talking about, but I never saw it gif'd like that. Thank you.

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  40. Count, Sorry, this was the second one from Summer Catch. Not naked but sexy and very funny at the same time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkgGFiCuxpc

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  41. @Cowbulls: Sweet Jesus! Ya know, that might be worth 3-5 in state prison.

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