August 22, 2013
This former NBA all-star and now a national television analyst has spent almost $500K in one year on one stripper he has tried turning into a girlfriend, complete with no mention of her past profession. If she is such a girlfriend, I'm not sure why he continues to pay her almost $50K a month to be his girlfriend.
Shaq
Maybe she's also his maid.
ReplyDeleteGood man. 50K is just walking around money ;)
ReplyDeleteSilly rabbit, don't you remember the rules of estimating?
ReplyDelete50*12=600, 41*12=492. So she was making almost $45k/month or a little over $40k/month.
Nice work if you can get it, I suppose.
/nerd out
Hes got close to half a billion dollars he can afford this.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he dating that Flavor of Love girl?
ReplyDeleteHe was dating Hoopz, yes, Wigs. They broke up. Sad horns
DeleteHoopz! I miss those dames.
DeleteRumour has it that Hoopz (Nicole Alexander) was also a jump-off for D Wade but I don't believe it for two reasons: 1) DWade is awesome and 2) I don't know what a jump-off is
DeleteI was just thinking of Toastee the other day! I haven't seen her since she was involved in some really weird squeezing porn
Wacky gif, @/nerd out
ReplyDeleteOh man even Shaq is a sucker for the stripper seduction as she laughs all the way to the bank. At least he can afford it unlike many of the other chumps for fall for it.
ReplyDeleteHim and Micheal Jordan are known for doing this since the 90's. Every sife piece gets a monthly stipend. This is old news.
ReplyDeleteIt's a monetary representation of his love for her?
ReplyDeleteHow do I love thee? I'll let you count the ways.
He probably pays her to shut up and not say "No."
ReplyDelete$50k/month is still cheaper than marriage & divorce, cause the payments stop when the fuckin stops.
Wow... This was during the time he was dating a friend of mine. I wasn't a fan of their relationship anyway and wasn't surprised it went belly-up. She's the daughter of a celeb and I think that was the only reason he was into her, but as soon as she gave up the booty, he bounced!
ReplyDeleteI d do the job for half that price,,,,,:-))
ReplyDeleteThis one gives me sad feelings in my belly. Not entirely sure why though.
ReplyDeleteWell, he's probably quite a LOT to (ahem) handle... maybe she's one of the only few who can?
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DeleteIf I were her I'd demand more, perhaps a pension, As for her ability to get future work, i'd think after Shaq there's no going back.
ReplyDeleteDoes the deal include health care benefits?
ReplyDeleteSeriously sex workers need to unionize y'all.
$500K a year sounds about right for Shaq hooker expense.
ReplyDeleteHis money, his time. He can spend it however he wants.
ReplyDeleteHe's doing God's work.
ReplyDeleteAccording to her book, he tried this with superhead.
Actually, TALLULAH, she said he was average for a TALL MAN...
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