October 12, 2011
#1 - I would subtitle this one, "Serves A Cheater Right." This B- list movie actor recently called it quits with his wife. Well, more accurately, she called it quits with him. It turns out the wife was 100% convinced that our actor was the father of January Jones' baby. She could not be dissuaded. Well, while checking out her husband, she never did find out for sure if he is the father, but she did find out that he has been messing around with a whole bunch of other people that she had been totally blind about. So, called him out on it and kicked him out.
James Marsden
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ReplyDeleteBwahahah so busted yet JJ keeps quiet still about daddeh.
ReplyDeleteNo shocker there, he has a child already from a fling, although that happened after the breakup.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't think he's JJ's baby daddy...
Baby doesn't look like Marsden tho.
ReplyDeleteE thinks only Cyclops could make it through JJ's ice front.
ReplyDeleteUh, Seven? In the interest of my fragile feelings, I would prefer you use Ocularly Challanged. And no, it doesn't matter that Cyclops is a proper noun. I have a weak constitution.
DeleteAw, Charlie, may I offer my nemesis as a token of apology?
DeleteOff-topic but I'd be interested to read Enty's thoughts on Alec Baldwin being arrested for riding his bicycle...
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think the baby daddy is someone who has never been guessed, maybe the partner or husband of a friend or family member. I think she's protecting herself, not the dad or her child
ReplyDeleteI think she just likes the attention when people speculate.
DeleteSuper nice guy but cheater, definitely. Late Bosworth was supposed to be dating A. Skarsgard but I never saw the two of them out together. Always ran into Kate and Jimmy out and about. All the time! 2009. They were very chummy.
ReplyDeleteThat's Kate. Not Late. LOL. Damn autocorrect.
DeleteSo skarsgard was bearding. So Bosworth could get it with Marsden and Martin.
DeleteDid he break the bicycle in half and club the cops with it, aemish?
ReplyDeleteIf anyone would, it's him.
JJ and that baby daddy identity probably caused a LOT of discord in quite a few marriages. At least Marsden's wife did the proper follow through. Good for her.
Holy cow writergirl
ReplyDeleteShe had Eric at home and hung out with him instead? *shakes head*
Writer - you're on Jimmy terms with James? Cool.
ReplyDeleteYes. He goes by Jimmy. He's very sweet. A real charmer. Very well liked. He's not an asshole. But even a nice guy can cheat.
DeleteI think he's headed the way of John Stamos. Very good looking & nice, always women around, but no long term GF & will not marry again.
ReplyDeleteAs for Jan, I also always thought it's someone that hasn't been guessed. I think the baby daddy is the hubs of a former friend of hers, that she no longer hangs out with. Which would make Jan look bad, so she has never blabbed.
Maybe my memory is wrong but I don't recall JM as ever being mentioned as a possible JJ baby daddy. Is this a hidden reveal?
ReplyDelete+1. Charlie. I'm scheduled for my eye patch in July. Niece is threatening to bedazzle it to make it more fashion forward.
ReplyDeleteOh for the days of basic black.
Normally I have my prosthetic (also known as the drinking barometer. If I started to think it would be hilarious to take it out... I had too much to drink) QAG. But on those days when I'm feeling "not so fresh" I have my custom, black leather patch. It goes with anything. I am trying to get Tom Ford to work me up something with Swarovski crystals for those special occasions.
DeleteYou can get the same effect with a bedazzler
DeleteVestal, one eyed- funny story about prosthetics, which are of course hilarious- mu friends teenage daughter had huge party - it got out of hand and someone called cops. As cops came on property, kids scattered and ran like hell. In the running, one kid actually left his leg behind!!!!!! Now that is booking it, lol
DeleteAuntliddy: sounds like a modern Cinderella story - instead of a glass slipper, a prosthetic!
DeleteWhat do you expect? Put a straight, good looking male in Hollywood, you're going to have women throwing themselves on them. They're not going to say no, especially when it's a hot woman.
ReplyDeleteOne of the theories is that she slept with enough guys to blackmail all of them to keep her mouth shut.
ReplyDeleteA quick DNA test would solve all the problems but if the guy is married and has more to lose than a monthly hush hush check, he may not push for it too hard.
Lol @Bacon...
ReplyDeleteThere was a Frontline report on PBS recently about America's bloated prison population.. apparently we have more incarcerated individuals than any other country on earth, including China and their 1.35 billion souls :/
I thought it might be him......
ReplyDeletebut I'm sure he's one of several possibilities
People who have been mentioned as possibilities:
ReplyDeleteJames Marsden
Jason Sudeikis
Matthew Vaughn
Fassbender
Bobby Flay
Xander Berkeley
But I still think it's someone not guessed, hubs of a friend or family member. Ie. she doesn't want the friend to know.
Oh that's great aemish! Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyDeleteLove his hissyfit on Twitter (he even got her BADGE NUMBER. Srs bzns)
Alec threatens to move out of the US (again) in 3...2..
everybody on the xmen set beat????
ReplyDeleteamyb she dont even know and doesnt care and wants to see who he grows up to look like
a long ass surprise ending
WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
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January Jones has friends?
(Also I am learning from yesterday's 200+ email avalanche to not check the box to email me replies for this post)
Basic Darwinism. Females will seek out the best DNA they can get for sex and the best protector/provider for raising offspring. Marsden was born to the first camp.
ReplyDeleteJJ does have a few friends surprisingly (and some high profile ones), check her Instagram.
ReplyDeletehttp://perezhilton.com/2014-01-28-diane-kruger-january-jones-girls-night-funny-face-photo#.U3UPstq9KK0
I think JJ's little one looks A LOT like her as a child. check her instagram for her childhood photos. Her son favors her a lot which I think makes the 'who's the dada" a lot harder. My son looks nothing like me and I birthed him so there is a good chance her son looks like her and NOT it's father.
ReplyDeleteJJ is probably a little mentally 'unhinged' and men figure that out and run.
ReplyDeletePoor Jason Sudeikis will always be considered the father of that kid because he was publicly dating her right before!
Yep. Same ears.
ReplyDeleteKid looks just like Jason tho. You're right Katie Turner, kids can favor one aren't over the other looks wise. But, Marsden has a diff completion than the uber pale winter jones.
ReplyDeleteI think Xander's dad is Xander Berkley.
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