August 21, 2013
This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a d**k that goes on for miles."
Michael Fassbender/Zoë Kravitz/Penn Badgley
something we don't know
ReplyDeletePenn is hot!!!! (Ive been old I resemble him)
ReplyDeleteI pictured you a blond, derek.
DeleteYah. Sorry Penn, get a bigger d**k!
ReplyDeleteAt least she's not shallow.
ReplyDeleteNot anymore, at least. (Sorry.)
DeleteLOL @ bellaluna!
DeleteWell Naomi has the pleasure of the excessively large penis now. Tbh length is probably not so much of a good thing in the real, non porn world. In my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI agree, I can't get it all in and I can't do it how I like. It's a waste on me.
DeleteYou don't want it to come out your throat when he's hittin' it from behind?
DeleteSorry - was that too gross?
Sugar! I just said that to my husband the other day! Hahahaha
DeleteFassbender is a woman beater and Penn is gay. No dick is worth my self respect.
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DeleteI mean get it girl
ReplyDeletelmao well if dark brooding brunette turs gay I mean grey perhaps one day ; )
ReplyDeleteI am sure Fassbender has ex sex frequently, the ones he is still interested in.
ReplyDeleteIf Badgley and Fassbender are straight then I'm Richard Nixon.
ReplyDeleteSup Dick
DeleteFasspeen
ReplyDeleteI do not understand how she downgraded back to Dan fucking Humphrey
The bush to balls to peen ratio is too even. I think balls should be 1/3 to 1/2 of the peen. Bush should be no more than 1/15th of the peen. He needs to fix that shit.
Delete@Lady--thanks...
ReplyDeletelmao
What's a d**k?
ReplyDeleteHe has a duck that goes for miles? Interesting choice of pets
He has a disk that goes on for miles? I want him on my Frisbee golf team
@Charlie, you're saying you want Fassy on your team?
Delete(This is a thinly veiled prompt to get a certain VIP to post a certain gif...)
But, for the love of all that is good, not this one. NSFW pic of a duck's nether.
DeleteMight be desk. For the studious actor.
DeleteDidn't know about duck dick, Seven. You're just a font.
DeleteDECK...his deck is really huge
Delete@Sugar!
ReplyDeletelol
Delete@sillygirl If Fassbender is a woman beater he picked the wrong girl with Naomi. She'd beat his ass back. A fight I'd love to see.
ReplyDeleteShort,long,fat,skinny,hairy,green....I don't care what form they come in...all peens are ridiculous looking.
ReplyDeleteIt can be the biggest dick in the world and it would be meaningless if he doesn't know what hes doing with it.
ReplyDeleteMine goes on for blocks. Unfortunately they're LEGO blocks.
ReplyDeleteIs it lumpy, bumpy and rectangular shaped too Groggy?
DeleteWasn't there also a reveal that these 3 had a threesome?
ReplyDeleteI thought so @ Jessica
DeleteThat peen belongs to James McAvoy.
ReplyDeleteGroggy that was funny:)
ReplyDeleteSorry bout that tho:(
jjMY..what u saying..fassy bends it with mcavoy?
ReplyDeleteWomen all know that girth > length.
ReplyDeleteLong and thin, the further in,
DeleteBut short and thick does the trick.
Amen. Wide = pride.
DeleteGroggy I think I stepped on your willy wacker once in the middle of the night on my way to the Frigidaire. Hurt like a mofo. Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteAnd too big = painful
ReplyDeleteAgree Tina and Violet...LONGER is NOT better. I don't need a bruised cervix or for the man to stand across the room for sex and let's be honest, it's the tongue that's waaaaay better anyway. That's why I married the Opster..Man got a talent!
ReplyDelete7 made me think of it w/ the duck dick talk. Hog dick is a corkscrew and they cum enough to fill a soda can.
ReplyDeleteAs cool as have a load that voluminous sounds, I would hate to have to walk around with giant hog nuts.
Fassy's a woman beater? Noooo! I must have missed that one...I don't recall hearing that. I'm just going to proceed as I was in my world of ignorance. Lalalalalala
ReplyDeleteIf this is true, then that's some funny shit. Just trying to picture Zoe sayin' it.
ReplyDeleteshe`s with the son of our former tennis hero, now professional fool boris becker, noah becker now...
ReplyDeletewhats the point of being young and not chasing big dick
ReplyDeleteFassy is hot too
sounds like a win win as long as your not expecting him to settle down
men with big dicks think its a tragedy to deprive all the woman of the world by not sharing the dick.
Big dicks never faithful
He must be A list now.
ReplyDelete4 Sizes of Dick:
ReplyDeleteWhere is it?
That's nice.
That's very nice.
Put that away, you're only going to hurt someone.
He kinda sounds like a big dick to me, I don't care how long the f'n duck's dork is.
ReplyDeleteFassbender is a woman beater?! Is he beating women with his d!ck?
ReplyDeleteThe famous "Irish Curse" of having a small dick is disproved by Fassy and Neeson - two of the biggest cocks in town.
ReplyDeleteDuring Helen Mirren's affair with Liam she said she couldn't walk right.
Michael Fassbender is NOT a B-. I don't care what the Enty scale says. No way is he B-. Now,he may very well be the guy in the blind, but this rating is screwed if so.
ReplyDeleteEveryone wants a piece of Assbender, so I don't blame her.
ReplyDeleteWithout looking at any of the previous comments, YES. Fuck yes. I need/want/crave cock that "goes on for miles." Hell to the yes.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, i am definitely am a cock whore. admittedly and unabashedly. I love cock in all its forms - licking, sucking and especially fucking.
Fassy is very upfront about his sexuality/proclivities. i appreciate that in a man.
Yum.