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Blind Items Revealed

August 21, 2013

This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a d**k that goes on for miles."

Michael Fassbender/Zoë Kravitz/Penn Badgley

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  1. something we don't know

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  2. Penn is hot!!!! (Ive been old I resemble him)

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    1. I pictured you a blond, derek.

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  3. Yah. Sorry Penn, get a bigger d**k!

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  4. At least she's not shallow.

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  5. Well Naomi has the pleasure of the excessively large penis now. Tbh length is probably not so much of a good thing in the real, non porn world. In my opinion.

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    1. I agree, I can't get it all in and I can't do it how I like. It's a waste on me.

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    2. You don't want it to come out your throat when he's hittin' it from behind?

      Sorry - was that too gross?

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    3. Sugar! I just said that to my husband the other day! Hahahaha

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  6. Fassbender is a woman beater and Penn is gay. No dick is worth my self respect.

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  7. lmao well if dark brooding brunette turs gay I mean grey perhaps one day ; )

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  8. I am sure Fassbender has ex sex frequently, the ones he is still interested in.

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  9. If Badgley and Fassbender are straight then I'm Richard Nixon.

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  10. Fasspeen

    I do not understand how she downgraded back to Dan fucking Humphrey

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    1. The bush to balls to peen ratio is too even. I think balls should be 1/3 to 1/2 of the peen. Bush should be no more than 1/15th of the peen. He needs to fix that shit.

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  11. @Lady--thanks...
    lmao

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  12. What's a d**k?

    He has a duck that goes for miles? Interesting choice of pets

    He has a disk that goes on for miles? I want him on my Frisbee golf team

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    1. @Charlie, you're saying you want Fassy on your team?

      (This is a thinly veiled prompt to get a certain VIP to post a certain gif...)

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    2. But, for the love of all that is good, not this one. NSFW pic of a duck's nether.

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    3. Might be desk. For the studious actor.

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    4. Didn't know about duck dick, Seven. You're just a font.

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    5. DECK...his deck is really huge

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  13. @sillygirl If Fassbender is a woman beater he picked the wrong girl with Naomi. She'd beat his ass back. A fight I'd love to see.

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  14. Short,long,fat,skinny,hairy,green....I don't care what form they come in...all peens are ridiculous looking.

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  15. It can be the biggest dick in the world and it would be meaningless if he doesn't know what hes doing with it.

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  16. Mine goes on for blocks. Unfortunately they're LEGO blocks.

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    1. Is it lumpy, bumpy and rectangular shaped too Groggy?

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  17. Wasn't there also a reveal that these 3 had a threesome?

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  18. That peen belongs to James McAvoy.

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  19. Groggy that was funny:)
    Sorry bout that tho:(

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  20. jjMY..what u saying..fassy bends it with mcavoy?

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  21. Women all know that girth > length.

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    1. Long and thin, the further in,
      But short and thick does the trick.

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    2. Amen. Wide = pride.

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  22. Groggy I think I stepped on your willy wacker once in the middle of the night on my way to the Frigidaire. Hurt like a mofo. Sorry about that.

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  23. And too big = painful

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  24. Agree Tina and Violet...LONGER is NOT better. I don't need a bruised cervix or for the man to stand across the room for sex and let's be honest, it's the tongue that's waaaaay better anyway. That's why I married the Opster..Man got a talent!

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  25. 7 made me think of it w/ the duck dick talk. Hog dick is a corkscrew and they cum enough to fill a soda can.

    As cool as have a load that voluminous sounds, I would hate to have to walk around with giant hog nuts.

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  26. Fassy's a woman beater? Noooo! I must have missed that one...I don't recall hearing that. I'm just going to proceed as I was in my world of ignorance. Lalalalalala

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  27. If this is true, then that's some funny shit. Just trying to picture Zoe sayin' it.

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  28. she`s with the son of our former tennis hero, now professional fool boris becker, noah becker now...

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  29. whats the point of being young and not chasing big dick
    Fassy is hot too

    sounds like a win win as long as your not expecting him to settle down

    men with big dicks think its a tragedy to deprive all the woman of the world by not sharing the dick.
    Big dicks never faithful

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  30. He must be A list now.

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  31. 4 Sizes of Dick:
    Where is it?
    That's nice.
    That's very nice.
    Put that away, you're only going to hurt someone.

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  32. He kinda sounds like a big dick to me, I don't care how long the f'n duck's dork is.

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  33. Fassbender is a woman beater?! Is he beating women with his d!ck?

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  34. The famous "Irish Curse" of having a small dick is disproved by Fassy and Neeson - two of the biggest cocks in town.

    During Helen Mirren's affair with Liam she said she couldn't walk right.

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  35. Michael Fassbender is NOT a B-. I don't care what the Enty scale says. No way is he B-. Now,he may very well be the guy in the blind, but this rating is screwed if so.

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  36. Everyone wants a piece of Assbender, so I don't blame her.

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  37. Without looking at any of the previous comments, YES. Fuck yes. I need/want/crave cock that "goes on for miles." Hell to the yes.

    Honestly, i am definitely am a cock whore. admittedly and unabashedly. I love cock in all its forms - licking, sucking and especially fucking.

    Fassy is very upfront about his sexuality/proclivities. i appreciate that in a man.

    Yum.

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