December 11, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer is trying to get pregnant with this other A list celebrity/singer but hasn't told him. Considering how much he has said he never wants a kid, I'm sure he will be shocked.
Katy Perry/John Mayer (reason they split? Maybe his cheating)
Maybe his cheating? bwahahah
ReplyDeleteOr maybe his skid marks.
ReplyDeleteOh my!! I just spit out my diet coke !! Your too funny!
DeleteOr maybe because she was trying to get pregnant without his knowledge or consent!
ReplyDeleteband aid babies always fix "issues"
ReplyDeletedon't they??
Wow. Talk about low places...
ReplyDeleteI get that he has issues - the primary issue is he's a dude and a panty chaser.
ReplyDeleteBut she's a straight up mess. She gets married and then embarks on a year and a half world tour. Did they even spend two minutes on the same continent together during that time?
So, she seems in love with the idea of marriage but not so capable of the follow through.
She reminds me of a teen girl looking at bridal magazines at the drug store. All fantasy. Not ready.
Broken up and still rolling out of bed to accept a fedex delivery at his Montana address.... hmmmm
ReplyDeleteMaybe his cheating? Maybe because her trying of get pregnant without his consent? Maybe her party behaviour or coke use also?!
ReplyDeleteBut she was better off away from Russell, he reeks according to Courtney Love.
ReplyDeleteJemima Khan dressed Russell up in drag last night. Pics are all over DM
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that wasn't the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest?
DeleteWoman with a beard. Can't remember her name (I hate the Eurovision).
That girl has seriously fucked off the Russians. They ain't happy about a drag act representing Europe.
And that's good enough for me.
You would likely know more about this than I would, but here are the Crime scene PHOTOS
DeleteI thought that was Kim Kardashian.
DeleteDidn't you?
That's Russell alright. He's been compared a lot to Conchita Wurst (that's her name) these last few weeks. I like his sense of humour and that he is cool about it.
DeleteEurovision Song Contest is a huge deal over here and Great Britain. I have no idea why. It's awful. Simply awful.
I meant conchita. Conchita looks like kimmykakes.
DeleteI like Katy, but she's a closet Christian who loves to think she's wicked and who loves the bad boys, but can't handle 'em.
ReplyDeleteI thought there was a blind stating Katy wanted a baby but was too afraid of going sans condem with Brand and Mayer. Am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteThere was. Someone needs to get their facts in order.
DeleteTrapping a dude with an unwanted baby has never worked. He might stay but he'll resent the hell outta ya.
ReplyDeleteThat child needs help.
ReplyDeleteI would plant a seed in Katy. I would like to get a child support check each week.
ReplyDelete@Count in Ireland we say Slap a snot in her.
DeleteWe have an elegant turn of phrase, don't we.
With her lack of brain cells given this blind reveal best she doesn't procreate.
ReplyDeleteLove it, it's just U, "slap a snot in her".
Really MonstersInc? Must be a Dublin thing so.
ReplyDeleteHowaya by the way!!!
She would not want a baby during her touring. That's one of the reasons Russell left her. She was on tour and he wanted a family and she wasn't ready. LIES. :)
ReplyDeleteSo now she's ready? Talk about bad timing.
ReplyDeleteI am forever going to use "Slap a Snot in her" for someone getting knocked up.
I thought you would like that Sher Bear.
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ReplyDeleteTrapping a guy by getting pregnant always works so well. Isn't her father a pastor?
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