August 11, 2013
This A++ list diva and A+ list singer/celebrity was at dinner this week. She ordered dessert. She was informed though that another woman had ordered the last of the desserts right before our diva and sorry, but would our diva like anything else. The diva called over the manager and told him that if he ever wanted the business of our diva again that he would tell the first woman who ordered that she was out of luck. The manager refused. Our diva got up and walked out and said that no one from her family would ever patronize the place again. Two days later her A+ list celebrity husband showed up and dropped $50K at the place while snuggling with someone, most definitely not his wife.
Beyonce/Jay-Z
These guys are living by another moral compass. Deeply unpleasant both of them.
ReplyDeleteWas the lady that ordered dessert the one Jay-Z brought LOLOL
ReplyDeleteI don't care for either of them especially BeYonCe. Never think kindly of either whether they donate to any charity organization.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bey indeed.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, Beyoncé and Jay Z are the only two celebrities I recognize as A+.
ReplyDeleteWell I guess he just didn't realize that when she said "I FORBID it", she was srs.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Solange took him back to her place and screwed him for a record contract.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww she wanted to quench her inner fat girl, lol. "DON'T NOBODY MESS WITH MY DESSERT"
ReplyDeleteGwennie was the other woman.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet it was the Crème brûlée.
ReplyDeleteCee
ReplyDeleteUuuu
Next
Thursday
now this is delicious
ReplyDeletehi guys :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys are missing a very important point! What the hell all do you order that totals $50000 ?! Or am I totally naive and that's high ballin champagne and stuff that I'll never taste
ReplyDeleteBabies.
DeleteCaviar, wine, and champagne are 3 things that come to mind.
DeleteJayZ had the $45k unicorn steak, the $1k bottle of wine that Ed Sheeran refused to pay for, plus ten extra drinks comped by Matt Bomer before he fell off the barstool. His date had the Adderall Steak Salad and a virgin martini before going off to find someone for a threesome.
ReplyDeleteWell that clears that up nicely!
DeleteSeven, just got out of Walmart..ugh I read your post and am laughing in my car! Unicorn steaks ROCK!!
Delete:D
DeleteAfter Walmart, you deserve a unicorn steak!
hahaa @7
ReplyDeleteShe basically just handed her husband a place he take women in public guaranteeing he won't get caught [by her]
ReplyDelete^5 hall pass.
DeleteI bet the dessert was cream of crow.
so i started outpatient at a detox facility. today was my first methadone treatment and i feel good.
ReplyDeleterescued an injured kitten on my walk home from the clinic, no jokes, its so cute and in my spare bedroom.
i'll send pics to who ever wants to see it.
i'll have my first 24 hrs clean by 7pm tonight.
time for a bikeride so i can try and lose some of the breakup weight i've packed on. not thrilled about the methadone side effect of weight gain. ugh.
Headrot, I will pray for you that you continue on this wonderful path. My Mom was a methadone clinic Nurse. I thought it was wonderful she used to pray for her patients. I will pray you get a nurse like that or someone wonderful in your life to motivate you. Keep up the good work and let us know how your doing. God bless you and your sweet Kitty!
DeleteCongratulations headrot! I was wondering how you were doing. You can come here when your having bad days too! No judging :) btw I have a friend that lost weight twice as fast doing the high intensity workout where it only takes 5 minutes. Google it if you need a distraction and take care of kitty :) I've never tried methadone but suboxone saved my life.
DeleteStay strong headrot! And yes to kitty pics pls :)
DeleteTake care- kitties make everything better ; )
DeleteGood luck headrot!
DeleteGood Luck!!
DeleteGood luck! The kitten was a good omen :)
DeleteThat's awesome!
DeleteCongratulations!! You're awesome, strong, courageous & kind... and I'm sending tons of healing intentions and Reiki your way. I'm nuts for animals, & I think they save us after we rescue them... the kitty was put in your path for a reason, & needs you, & will give you unconditional love. I was addicted to meth for 3 years in the 80s (was an entertainer, never skinny enough for them, almost died trying to be. That's back when a size 8 was considered fat, as opposed to a zero being fat today.). Anyway, I never touched the stuff again after 1988. YOU CAN DO THIS!!! ♡ ♡ ♡
DeleteWonderful news Headrot! Keep it up, we gotcha back! Xx
DeleteHeads up girl
DeleteThat wonderful news headrot!!! You've got this!
DeleteCongrats! I'm rooting for you!
DeleteGood luck headrot
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff @Headrot - hope it continues for you x
ReplyDeleteGood luck @headrot
ReplyDeleteGood luck headrot!
ReplyDelete@headrot just make sure that you stay active and eat right to combat methadone weight gain. I'm a graduate of the program, 7 years clean and have been off of methadone for 6. A couple other side effects are insatiable sugar cravings (I don't usually have a sweet tooth) and constipation. Eat as much fruit as your heart desires to combat both. Good luck on journey!
ReplyDelete*Good luck on your journey! It isn't easy but keep your head up and you can do it!
DeleteGood luck headrot
ReplyDeleteGood luck headrot.
ReplyDeleteWas the kitty badly injured? I wouldn't mind seeing the pics if it's not too much trouble.
@aemish - my thought exactly. As for the $50K, you only get there with high priced wine, champagne etc.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is so ridiculous. Who makes this mess up? If they constantly did shit like this as this site claims they do then why does nobody ever have proof? Honestly. I make up better stories than this during my lunch break.
ReplyDeleteJack, it's all about the funny. I guess I love it because no one takes themselves or the stories too serious..if you understand that, you can play along too. Have a great day!
DeleteGood luck headrot, one day at a time, you can do it, and good luck for the kitty too:-))
ReplyDelete@Gatorgirl, that was my first thought. $50K at a restaurant. Gold-flecked steaks? (I know, I know, all the wine /champagne, but it is ridic.) LOLed at the unicorn steaks above though.
ReplyDelete@Headrot, congrats and stay strong. Pulling for you!
This is the feel good story of the day.
ReplyDeleteSo happy to hear from you Headrot! Thinking of you...
ReplyDeleteJuicy one...
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to add another voice to the chorus: good luck, Headrot, and congratulations!
ReplyDeleteThe kitten is your talisman, headrot. A very good sign. Always remember how good it felt to rescue her, because it's a representation of how you are rescuing yourself, which is a beautiful, wondrous thing.
ReplyDeleteGod bless and keep you safe, healthy and happy.
++++++++1million!!! Perfectly said!!!
DeleteAgree. Beautifully said.
DeleteStay strong Headrot. You can do this. I wish I could give you a big hug. You're very brave. If you need any kitty advice, I'm a rescuer and would be more than happy to help you.
ReplyDeleteHello, fellow rescuer! You rock! ♡♡♡
DeleteThis is awesome news, just one day at a time, all the best @headrot
ReplyDeleteThe manager should have brought it over and said the other patron was already eating it but here it is bitch!
ReplyDeleteI soooo would have done that.
headrot: I would love to email you..Not sure how to do so. Nonetheless..I hope you're okay that all of us are rooting for you. You kinda gave us some shit in the past so I'm a little gun shy about offering an "attaboy". (And I did not mean that nasty at all so I hope you don't take it that way.)
Obviously no one has ever told Bey no. Show me a hot looking chick and I"ll show you a guy sick of phuking her...
ReplyDeleteWas she white?
Maybe he gave Rita 49,500 for her "company" and spent the other 500 on dinner.
ReplyDeleteThat was Sasha Fierce acting like a bitch that day then he came back with Beyoncé
ReplyDeleteI have not cared about them since the "crazy in love" video. ugh.
ReplyDeleteGreat going Headrot!! Keep up the great work, one day at a time!
ReplyDeleteHeadrot I'm just an occasional comment interloper here. Cograts and good luck and lucky you and adorable kitten. I'm 3 years off methadone. You need to be extra vigilant with oral hygiene (methadone rots teeth)and yeah the sugar cravings are hard to resist but as someone else mentioned eat fruit!
ReplyDeleteA big congratulations to Headrot. Stay strong and good luck. I wish you all the best on your journey.
ReplyDeletemy email is cognitivedecay @ gmail
ReplyDeletei'll post pics of the kitty on my blog in a second.
she actually just has worms and a really bad eye infection.
i havent had any sugar cravings yet (thank god) but i did go for a bike ride today and did some exercizes while on a walk with a friend.
@sherry i'm sorry. if i get the chance someday i'll explain why i snapped, though that in no way excuses it.
some wonderful older lady in town took care of the kittens vet bill. which was amazing. ok. gonna go post pics now.
Man, he is a playa.
ReplyDeletehttp://realityasfiction.blogspot.com/2014/05/recovery-kitten.html
ReplyDelete@headrot It won't let me on your blog?
ReplyDeletewhoops. let me fix that. check now and let me know if it works.
ReplyDeleteGot it! Such a little sweetie! I'm so glad you two were there for each other.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you talk shit about Beyonce!
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with the queen b*tches!
Their relationship is a joke and hollywood-made relationship for status and money. It's not like everyone doesn't knows this. They can't break up, just like Jolie and Pitt can't ever break up. They're a powerhouse together...and a money machine.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like she was gonna actually eat more than maybe a forkful anyway... And what did he spend $50k on anyway except for maybe the hookers?
ReplyDeleteThat's a ridiculously cute kitten. Good luck with your recovery, headrot.
ReplyDeleteShocker! I bet she had no idea he would go behind her back the next day smh. Her little Sasha fierce ego would be shattered, I knew ppl were full of it when they kept saying she was so nice, but this is the Bey I know
ReplyDeletegood luck headrot the kitty is a sign - a sign that recovery is the way for you and to care about another being more than yourself.
ReplyDeleteyou can do this
good luck headrot the kitty is a sign - a sign that recovery is the way for you and to care about another being more than yourself.
ReplyDeleteyou can do this
Head rot-Congrats! It takes a strong person to go through that and admit it. You should be proud. Life will only get better from here! I say don't worry about the weight for now. Focus on staying sober first and cut yourself some slack. One step at a time!
ReplyDeleteThat's great Headrot! and that's sweet about the kitty---helping care for it may be very therapeutic for you as you are going through a rough transition
ReplyDeleteheadrot, I am so glad to hear that you are in treatment. Stay strong…your new furbaby needs you!
ReplyDeleteWay to go, @headrot! That takes a helluva lot of guts. My the sober gods be with you.
ReplyDeleteI call bs on the BI sorry
ReplyDeleteThanks for this blind Enty. I had no idea Beyonce was so rude and obnoxious. What she's putting up with to pretend she's a queen and has a husband who loves only her. It's crazy. It must be POWER she really loves. That's what her marriage brings her.
ReplyDeleteDiamonds and dessert, duh? I think it was a couple grand on dinner, ten thousand hush money and the rest to the WH Ora.
ReplyDeleteHeadrot, you've got this! What's the kitty's name?
Count: this is a time to talk pussy. I hate that word. I'm southern and just can't say it unless I'm joking. I just give it a cute nickname and such. I read your response to what you prefer and as all like eww. But, I know I'm Sandy and not Roz. I'll just keep scrolling....
headrot- part of maintaining sobriety is service to others. You've just gotten a nice head start! I agree it's a really good sign. You and the kitty will help heal each other.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck Headrot, take good care of that kitty. My dog helped me through a really hard time, animals have magical love powers.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Headrot!! Off to see pictures of your kitty, have you named him/her yet?
ReplyDeleteAll the best headrot,fair play to ya
ReplyDeleteyou got this, Headrot
ReplyDelete@headrot, am so happy for you! During 13 yrs on maintenance, never gained weight. Nor did any teeth fall out--or any of the stuff you hear from other patients.
ReplyDeleteLiving on sweets & soda, not exercising, & an aversion to floss & brushing are common among addicts. It's mainly a matter of adopting a healthy diet & exercise regime you can enjoy. Supplements like ginseng, a tasty green tea blend etc will also help w detox & metabolism. And lots of water!
Swapping sugary junk for complex carbs like lo-fat yogurts w/a bit of granola or kashi & berries are satisfying, stop the sugar ups-an-downs, &... are good for you (lived on chocolate & pizza slices back when, but was still young & vain enough to find the results of losing the chocolate & soda v pleasing :).
Srsly, never had weight gain til afterwards, while Drs tried out various anti-depressants (Cymbalta doesn't seem to have that side-effect, but if you're in pain, NB: no ibuprofen, aspirin, aleve--just acetaminophen).
Vale!
OT, please bear with me, Headrot, I've been following this for a little while, and I've been a long time lurker on CDAN, I'm at exactly where you are, I relapsed BAD after my Dad croaked, and I've been off the wagon ever since, I've been married to opiates since 1999 and I've had some sobriety, and felt good, but these things are a bitch to kick, I'm working on getting on Sub I wish you nothing but the best and Stay Strong!
ReplyDeleteAll hail Headrot! Stay strong, and know you always have love and support in the world. Congratulations on your sobriety and living (real) life.
ReplyDeleteAs for the blind, I would like to know the restaurant more than the assh*le, so I can shake their hand and patronage their establishment for having the class not to pandor to moronic narcissistic asswipes.
A couple days late, but congratulations to Headrot for completing your detox and I wish you all the best with your sobriety. You and kitty have a whole new life to build together :) Stay strong
ReplyDelete@lux no completion yet. only on day 3.
ReplyDeletei'll be updating my blog regularly now with pics of the kitten and updates since i dont want to monopolize the CDAN forums with such.
@lux thank you all the same though.
ReplyDeletecurrently taking name suggestions for the kitten.
blog has pics of one of my other cats too (also a rescue kitty)
all the best headrot
ReplyDeleteWHAT just some think because they have some money - is unbelievable .........
ReplyDeleteDo you know the saying: "They are so poor as all they have is money".
I am wondering if they would have to work from 9-5 like anybody else .. Where does this world go is un-fn-beliavable and SAD.