Blind Items Revealed
April 23, 2014
Well, well, well. This B list mostly movie actress who is relying on her A+ list name recognition to stay in the B list range needed a window repaired in the bedroom of her apartment because of a bird strike. Apparently some furniture had to be moved and behind one of the pieces of furniture were several sex toys. I wonder if she used them when she was married to her actor ex. Probably needed to.
Katie Holmes
Katie you go girl!
ReplyDeleteThat must have been a big bird.
ReplyDeleteWas Big Bird in town???
DeleteKatie need real dick. Aint no D-do gonna pull her hair, slap her ass and call her a dirty lil girl.
ReplyDeleteI know Count.. had same problem with my ex. After 30 second sex I needed a re do fast with some porn in front.
DeleteSooo between the booze deliveries and sex toys, sounds like Katie is a LOT more fun than those booties would indicate!
ReplyDeleteStrap on and think of Travolta.
ReplyDeleteSure. A woman with a small child is going to hide her sex toys behind furniture rather than in a drawer or a high closet shelf.
ReplyDeleteIt's mommy's ear cleaner.
DeleteSeven, there was a time I was babysitting my brother & I found him jumping on my parent's bed using her vibrator to fight off imaginary enemies.
DeleteI shld remind him of that.
Laffin!
DeleteMy nephew, at about 3, brought his parents toy out to play with to the living room full of relatives.
And, at my parents house garage sale my two 7 year old nieces were having fun going thru my moms old clothes next thing I know they're sitting on tbe floor giving each other back massages with my mom's ...."back massager".
@7: Got to keep em within arm's reach while in bed.
ReplyDeleteI agree 7 - mind you the amount of times we've given small children garbled explanations about balloons in the bedside cabinet.
ReplyDeleteThis was guessed want it,,,,
ReplyDeleteI knew it !!!
ReplyDeleteSomehow the mental image of Katie Holmes using sex toys is just... wrong. Of course, she can do whatever she likes--no fault, no foul. But the idea of her getting busy that way is almost more than I can handle.
ReplyDeleteAll right, I'll say it.
ReplyDeleteI prefer organic penis.
There.
She probably set them on top of an armoire. They rolled off the back and it was too heavy for her to move.
ReplyDeleteLook at me.... getting all logical and what not. Now lets focus again on Katie H destroying it with some of Evolved's finest.
Doc Johnson or Don Wand?
ReplyDeleteWhen asked for comment Holmes replied it was not the first time she'd had a tiny dildo up in her biddness.
ReplyDeleteSeriously she's getting a bit of a rep on here,,,firstly she is getting hammered by mid afternoon and lying in amongst the debris of her wine bottles, now she's some kind of sex toy officionado,,,if once being married to tom cruise wasn't bad enough,...
ReplyDeleteMeh. She's still as bland as rice pudding.
ReplyDeleteAnd shady.
DeleteOk ok fine but is the toy at least named Gary Busey?
ReplyDeleteHello dildo! Hello latex fist!
Delete@LowKey +10000000
DeleteBrb dying.
Who ever leaked this, needs to be fired. Is there no privacy anymore?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the strap still has Tom's ass stench on it.
ReplyDeleteNo Señor. The ass stench signed a waiver.
DeleteEwww Salty. You just HAD to go there.
ReplyDeleteNo biggie here. Who doesn't have a few dildos in their bedroom?
She WAS married to Tom Cruise .... #littlehands #littlefeet
ReplyDeleteGotta get it HOWEVER u can
Another project for Katie. She's getting busy, she may have to put the sex toys and booze aside for a while.
ReplyDeletehttp://m.deadline.com/2014/05/katie-holmes-joins-woman-in-gold/
indeed
ReplyDeleteIt's the Plain Jane's that always pull out the freak card.
ReplyDelete@warecat that is just amazzzing
ReplyDelete@Sunshine: I imagine Hitachi Magic Wand and a rubber Fist of Adonis.
ReplyDeleteAwww Katie has a bunny!
ReplyDeleteGood for her!
ReplyDeleteDidn't she buy that apartment after their split? I'm guessing no
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is some dumb bunny's idea of a good tale to leak to make Katie more sexual, just to get attention.
ReplyDeleteIf it's true, do we now know she prefers dark chocolate or white chocolate? And Donkey D, Paint Can, Well endowed, Needle D with tickler tip?
Every story I hear about her being a closet lush and having a rubber wang behind the bedside table just make me like her more. Makes her seem less totally scrambled in the brains, especially combined with the spectacularly successful way in which she escaped Tom.
ReplyDeleteNow this can happen to anyone…ask my telephone repair man
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