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Blind Items Revealed

March 5, 2014

This former Oscar winner and now just a permanent B list mostly movie actor hit on multiple women over the weekend with the line that he was looking for someone to be his date to the Oscars. All they had to do was spend some time with him in his hotel room. At least two or three women took him up on his offer but he didn't even go to the show. He told them all after the time spent in the hotel room that he would get back to them.

Adrien Brody

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  1. He was the go to guess

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  2. The old 'I'll take you to the Oscars' line. Who hasn't fallen for that one?

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  3. If you're dumb enough to sleep with Adrien Brody to get ahead...

    that said, he was sooo good, and handsome in King Kong, so maybe they just wanted a bounce?

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  4. Awwww maybe the girls tired him out and he couldn't get up to go.

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  5. Adrien Brody is a Lothario. He buys castles for his girlfriends and whispers sweet nothings like:

    Do you remember when we were at a party in Cannes, and a woman sitting behind us told us, “Thank you for making me believe in love again”?

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    1. Oh good Lord. I had no idea that article existed. I am completely nonplussed (in the original, British sense of the word).

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  6. He is Proof positive that one's success isn't guaranteed after an Oscar win. Remember that flick he starred in a few years ago, "Inappropriate Comedy"? His character was named Flirty Harry and his big punch line was, "Go ahead, make me gay." Yes, cringe-worthy. No wonder it went straight to video.

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  7. @ Seven - that photo spread is infamous and hilarious! It's so corny it would make the Fabio of romance novel covers blush.

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  8. But what happened to the castle after they broke up? Is it really hers? Did she sell it? Was it in his name? And the horses, where are the horses?

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  9. Who knew there was such a thing as a "Former Oscar winner"?

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  10. I used to think this guy was hot. The Pianist just came out. I saw the movie, and was reading the book, I think my teenage brain thought this dude was "deep" because of the role he played.

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  11. Any woman stupid enough to fall for a line of b.s. like that deserves whatever she gets. In this case nothing, apparently.

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  12. It's the Oscar curse truly. Everyone thinks it will advance your career but in some cases it's a flash in the pan performance that's the perfect storm of excellent material, timely subject matter, supporting cast and director that happen once in your acting lifetime. Never a guarantee you'll hit that same true note again.

    Sorry for that horrid string of cliches.

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  13. haha @Sherry agree with you, but for Adrian it just made him more of an asshole that nobody wanted to work with. So happy his career flopped after working with Polanski.

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  14. Brody should tell them he needs a princess for his castle. That would work for sure.

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  15. @Seven Eleven
    That magazine spread is why I will always love Brody. That spread was just pure magic.

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  16. He won, but just by a nose.

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    1. @SYF I laughed way harder than I probably should have, at that joke. Well done!

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  17. Nice work @Nutty Flavor!

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  18. That photo spread looks like a series of bad dates from The Bachelor. Soooooo cheesy!

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