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June 20, 2013
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actor who is more famous for the actress he is with finally got the tattoo removed from his butt which had the name of this former A list movie actress he dated for a very quick minute and who some say she cheated on her celebrity ex-husband with.
Dax Shepherd/Kristen Bell/Kate Hudson
Nothing says true love more than a butt tattoo.
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What he dated her for a minute and got Kate's name tattooed on his ass? That's weird obsessive. If I was Kirsten bell that would bother the heck out of me. Particularly as she looks a bit like Hudson.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure a truly creative tattoo artist could have changed Kate into Kristen. Dax should have dialed up the dude who changed Depp's "Winona Forever" into "Wino Forever".
ReplyDeleteYou guys are comedy gold today.
ReplyDeleteShe was literally, A PAIN IN HIS ASS! HA HA ha, um, try the veal folks.
ReplyDeleteDax is exactly the guy that would have an ass tattoo. He's probably a Brony too.
ReplyDeleteWell, since Kristin loves Sloths so much, She and Dax are perfect for each other. FGS, they've been married a year and he just NOW gets it removed?
ReplyDeleteThat means that he's had that tattoo for 7 years. 7 long years kristen bell has had to look at kate hudsons name tattooed on her husbands ass. That's got to suck.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, unless you look at your ass alot, you can forget you have a tatt.......Wait. Nevermind, you Know he looks.
ReplyDeleteJeopardy: please make your response in the form of a question.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the names of three annoying people?
Does getting tattooed on asses mean the person thinks the tatoo person is full of shit?
ReplyDeleteWhat? That shit would have been removed before a wedding, if that was me!
ReplyDeleteWhy the butt? Tattooed peeps, what's the appeal of being able to sit on someone's..oh wait,never mind I answered my own question
ReplyDeleteI saw this already on Six Feet Under, when Brenda and her brother had each other's book names tattooed in the tramp stamp area, and bipolar Billy cut his out during a manic episode.
ReplyDeleteHe should have kept the "K" and put flowers around it. 'Cause you know he's gonna get another some day.
ReplyDeleteNothing a little hot candle wax or some sensual carving play wouldn't provide a temporary fix for.
ReplyDeleteDax used to just annoy me, I think now I hate him.
ReplyDeleteHe should have just done a Depp and put an "S" in front and an "R" in the back of that.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone ever want to be w/ dax shepherd?? (pic, VIP?)
ReplyDelete@LoMo: I guess it is the same thing as the Cox/Arquette thing. Broad wants a dimwit guy she can control which is good, caus the dimwit flounders w/o a mommy authority figure. Kids fuck up these scenarios, because the broad gets tired of being a mommy 24/7. 3-5yrs and Bell will be single again, shakin that ass at an A list retirement plan.
ReplyDeleteDespite his obviously poor fashion choices, The Astronaut isn't entirely without his physical charms. (SFW)
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe Kate Hudson, a forever groupie, would be with this nobody. I don't even think he was ever in a band.
ReplyDeleteThat Kate Hudson is a heartbreaker. Regretted tattoos & suicide attempts follow in her wake. Too bad she can't act.
ReplyDeleteKate must have some sort of magic pussy. All men lose their marbles over her and her brain is a box of rocks.
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
ReplyDeleteThe story is that he's grotesquely hung. Ted Casablanca called him "Harkness Hose" in BIs.
ReplyDelete"Harkness Hose" was Dax Shepherd?
ReplyDeleteAs someone who adores K Bell, celebrity gossip websites make me so sad inside. Veronica Mars would never put up with that shit!
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