March 6, 2014
This former B list celebrity who has used up her fifteen minutes is in desperate straits for money. She is showing up at any party she can get into and trying to convince guys she is a catch. When they hear her name though they always go running. It is going to be tough for her to do more than charge by the hour.
Oksana Grigorieva
She looks like Octomom.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mel $et her up pretty well?
Hi five Dena.
ReplyDeleteMel and Tim Dalton as her baby daddies - what can a person do with all that money?
I like my guess of Tan Mom better!
ReplyDeleteIt was my understanding that she got a decent chunk of change from Mel. Not buy your own island level of wham, but still fairly substantial. Especially if she had the brains to boogie to some place with a lower cost of living.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, never mind. I see that the moron broke the confidentiality agreement and filed for bankruptcy. How does this brainiac manage to rack up $438,179 in debt?
Lip injections and hair extensions.
DeleteShe always has her music to fall back o-
ReplyDeleteMmm..no. Maybe not.
Who the hell is this betch?
ReplyDeleteI felt the same til the comments clued me in. I was thinking of oksana baul (sp?) the skater at first
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DeleteIIRC, Oksana turned down Mel's offer of $15M & the judge only gave her $750,000.
ReplyDeleteHA! Greedy betch.
Cornflower is tight. She really screwed that up. I cant imagine what she thought she was gonna get.
DeleteOMG! I Have Arrived! :-D
Delete@AuntLicky, I'm humbled that I finally made a comment in which you responded & the inevitable typo happened. *bows down* *I'm not worthy*
You have no idea how much you've made me laugh over the years. :-) Thank you. You are truly a CDaN treasure. <3
Corn, why thank you! And im dreadfully sorry to bring your tightness into the equation, lol. Thanks again!
DeleteLololol @ Licky - you and your typos are clearly the stuff of legends ;)
DeleteAh now I remember this golddigger. Dumb betch!
ReplyDeleteExactly cornflower, Oksana really blew it, overplayed her hand.
ReplyDeleteGET A JOB!!!
ReplyDeleteBut isn't she a Juilliard trained concert pianist?
ReplyDeleteAh,,had to google her, but remember her now. To be fair, I think she is quite pretty. Why the hell she can't earn her own living beats me.
ReplyDeleteI'm with bacon ranch, she could get work as an octo mom impersonator at least! dimwit
ReplyDeleteWell, at least now she can get a financial return on those lip fillers.
ReplyDeleteI believe the $750K went to her lawyers - she basically got nothing but child support. The latter would be more than sufficient to support a middle class existence but I believe her tastes run higher than middle class.
ReplyDeleteI believe the $750K went to her lawyers - she basically got nothing but child support. The latter would be more than sufficient to support a middle class existence but I believe her tastes run higher than middle class.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we see this payback for greed happen more frequently.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet guys are scared shitless of her.
I will always have a soft spot for Oksana for recording those fights on her iphone, two drama junkies getting off fighting with each other
ReplyDeleteShe has a house to live in, free, at least until Mel's kid is 18.
ReplyDeleteAs long as she has food and clothing for her family, what's the problem?
Time for her to get a real job. Boo hoo.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I love Liddy's phone.
ReplyDeleteNow count , i dont really know if Cornflower really IS tight, so simmer down now.
DeleteLOL at the "simmer down" comment. @AuntLicky knows the Count too well. ;-)
Delete@Count, you should know I'm just fine in that area! After all, I'm one of your JerkuLadies! HA!
BTW, Mr. Bluezz is still thanking me for his Christmas & anniversary gifts courtesy of your creative story telling.
Thanks again for your (a-hem) special talents.
Why is it either porn or prostitution? There are other ways to make a living.
ReplyDeleteI've got zero sympathy for this woman.
Who is Really going to suffer?
ReplyDeleteThe little girl. Mel blows is nose with 100$ bills. He can afford a million a year easy.Cough it up asshole.
The little girl is going to suffer if she doesn't have a million dollars? Seriously?
DeleteAs of March he was paying $20k a month in child support. She got $750k at settlement and a house to live in until the kid is 18. There is NO REASON this idiot should be broke.
ReplyDeleteshe actually had to forfeit the 750K she went on Howard Stern and the Judge declared she broke the confidentiality agreement. I think the Judge was just sticking it to her. She said absolutely nothing in that interview good or bad about Mel. It was beyond boring and all she did was shill her CD which was god awful.
ReplyDeleteShe also gets child support for her son from the ex-bond actor Timothy Dalton.
I think she went for the brass ring and really screwed the pooch for herself and her daughter financially.
I have exactly zero fucks to give about Oksana or Mel. They both got what they deserved.
ReplyDeleteWhen I realized Oksana was using that same fake ass bodyguard that Tila Tequila used while mourning the loss of her "true love" (cough, cough) Casey Johnson, I laughed at the shit storm that was about to commence.
Losers.
@CornFlower: >8^o Zoinks!
ReplyDeleteGlad to have assisted in bringing you 2 closer together.
For those keeping track at home, that is 2 very happy couples thanks to my tutorials. And I'm sure there are a few out there too timid to admit it.
Lots of y'all think I'm a creep, butt I am here doing a public service. You have any clue how happy a man must get to be offered the things I recommend? Think giving a 5 year old a puppy and times it by infinity.
She was the dumb golddigger.
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ReplyDeleteI seriously know someone that purchased their wife from Ukraine. Weird thing is the guy is normal looking, was from memory 28yo, very decent financial prospects, and until he went insane (became a prick after unfortunate financial circumstances associated with overextending financially during the GFC when he was starting a business) was a reasonably nice guy socially.
Funny part is that she runs him totally, and did from the moment she landed. And I'm not sure that is what he wants, I think he would prefer someone that deferred to him as the Politburo Leader of the household.
She complained after getting an insufficient Christmas gift during his very special gfc financial crisis - a gift which was hundreds instead of thousands in cost.
Oh,, and as far as I can tell, she got pregnant 1 second after she got off the plane. Purchased bride handbook rule #1.
If there is a summary to the rambling tale I just told - beware the purchased Ukrainian bride. They might not always do what the box said.
Hahahaha, Count, we don't just *think* you're a creep! There's experience embedded here!
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@Alita: Bride from Ukraine, but was she blood Ukrainian or blood Russian?
ReplyDeleteBlood Ukraine.
ReplyDeleteThe lucky husband and I were pally (never any hint of anything else) so I got to know a lot.
She was at a party I went to on a boat ' all over the invite 'can't have stilettos, must have soft shoes' - she wore stilettos.
If 11 parties I've been to with that group since they wed, both invited - they have rsvpd Yes to all (9 which they didn't come to at the last minute because of something with her), gone to two, and bailed super early on those two because she had to for some reason due to her health (inc that one on a boat, which meant we had to pull into port and skip the tour).
I'm an opinionated headstrong lol-slut, and I'd make a better mail order bride! Or so I thought! Maybe this one is what's wanted? !?