September 5, 2013
Negotiations are underway for this C+ list mostly movie actress to get married. Our actress, who has A+ list name recognition didn't want to get married, but her main wallet wants to settle down to ensure his status in the US. He had a suitor in mind, but our actress along with her madam have been working on a dollar figure to see that he marries the actress and not someone else.
Lindsay Lohan (apparently things are getting close)
Lucky guy ; )
ReplyDeleteAw man, up until 'ensure his status in the US' I was convinced it was Tommy.
ReplyDeleteShe could be the new fir$t lady. Then maybe she would disappear.
Married to Lindsay. Wow. And the authorities will allow him a green card for this match made in heaven?
ReplyDeleteMadam, mom.. Potato potatoe
ReplyDeleteEntering into a nightmare.
ReplyDeleteGo, madam!
ReplyDeleteRun Wallet, RUN!!!!
ReplyDelete@bar fly my eyes glazed over like Halle Berry as Storm and I lost consciousness from laughing too hard.
DeletePlease please please don't procreate . The world isn't & never will be ready for that
ReplyDeleteChinese, Middle Eastern or Indian/Pakistani?
ReplyDeleteDoes she not realize that the public will hate her even more if she marries some Middle-Eastern jackass with waaay too much money and power...
ReplyDeletebest deal ever, costs a little bit more than the average gold-digger but with her drug use, he may be a widower before the must-be-together time until divorce.
ReplyDeleteDoes "he had a suitor in mind" seem like an odd turn of phrase?
ReplyDelete'Suitor' = male.
I'm confused.
It's Vikram Chatwal, I believe
ReplyDeleteIndian nightclub, lounge owner
Dream Hotel, NYC etc
ReplyDelete@Derek - I don't get the impression she gives a rat's ass what the public thinks. Once she has buckets o' cash, she'll double not care.
ReplyDeleteMain wallet wants has a suitor in mind.
ReplyDeletemaybe his son or daughter whatever.
whatever
Or that Turkish guy who keeps backing Hollywood movies.
ReplyDeleteA fool & his money are soon parted.
ReplyDeleteBut a fool and her mommy aren't!
DeleteIs the madam her mother?
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine her wedding day, she'll be so pretty in her dress, mum and dad Lohan looking on proudly. A barrell of champagne and a vat of cocaine for the wedding breakfast.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be someone who doesn't read or understand English well enough to know her rep.
ReplyDeleteThis girl doesn't actually want to work. She wants the SWAG, VIP treatment, awards, & magazine covers for just being her.
ReplyDeleteExactly. She's an actress who doesn't care about acting. Has no interest in the " craft" of it, only the trimmings that come with being a star. As a person, she seems to be soul-less. Hallow on the inside.
DeleteObviously I meant "hollow."
DeleteWhy in God's name does he just not apply for citizenship?
ReplyDeletehaha he is bragging to his buddies---yup I am marrying the hot redhead from Mean Girls!
ReplyDeleteIf it's that Vikram guy, they are a match made in heaven. From Wiki:
ReplyDeleteOn November 8, 2009, Chatwal was committed for drug addiction treatment at the psychiatric ward of Masina Hospital in Byculla.
In February 2010, it was reported that Chatwal had attended a rehab facility for treatment of drug and alcohol addiction.
In August 2010, it was reported Chatwal's flagship property the Dream Hotel in Manhattan was scheduled to enter foreclosure proceedings within 90 days if he did not make payment on a $99 million mortgage.
In 2011, Chatwal checked in to Promises, a rehabilitation facility, in Malibu, California, to be treated for addiction. Chatwal has also been an inpatient at Hazelden, a residential treatment center in Minnesota.
In 2012, Lindsay Lohan was arrested at Chatwal's Dream Hotel.
On April 2, 2013, Chatwal was arrested at Florida's Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport and charged with drug trafficking six grams of heroin and possession of cocaine, heroin, marijuana, Xanax, lorazepam, ketamine and various other drugs. Chatwal was released on bond the next day.
On April 28, 2013, Chatwal was reported to have been kicked out of the Cherry Restaurant, located in Chatwal’s own Dream Hotel.
Chatwal was sentenced to 12 months of residential treatment, and as of August 2013, is a patient at Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan, Connecticut. Chatwal's plea deal includes being subjected to random drug testing.
Tx for the great info! He indeed would be Mr. Right for Lindsay.
DeleteLMAO - madam, mom, potato, potatoe. OMG. That's the best.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he'll hook her up with a colossal closet for her clothes and accessories hoarding addiction. Kinda jealous about that actually.
That docu-series really showed the hot mess that she is. Argh.
The guys that she"sees" are not married?
ReplyDeleteLovely. Pray God Lindsay isn't so delusional as to think the public will want to watch her romantic engagement & wedding chronicled on reality TV! Well here's one thing we know for sure: Oprah will NOT be submitting a bid, thank you very much!
ReplyDeleteIt s actually not that stupid (if you can stand the public shame): it s definitely better to marry Lindsay for her citizenship (which is still intact) than her ladyparts (which have seen more wear and tear probably)
ReplyDeleteShe was so pretty!! With the worst.attitude.ever. and the singing...anyway, mazel tov to the happy couple!
ReplyDeleteWould Lindsay's madame be Dina per chance?
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't he just invest? My understanding is that so long as one can prove that the capital was obtained legally, then just about anyone can buy their way into the U S by way of an investment visa. I think it's $100,000 for residency and $500,000 for citizenship and you can't be too scummy. I think I just answered my own question.
ReplyDeleteTara Reid could also be possible,,,,,
ReplyDeleteI always thought Vikram Chatwal was already married. I think it's the Turkish guy. Vikram seems to be otherwise disposed thanks to Seven's amazing post. Someone in his family would be putting the kabosh on that coupling anyway I would think.
ReplyDeleteGotta be the Turkish guy and yeah, Madam, mom..potato potaato...excellent.
Michael is going to walk her down the aisle in his mesh shirt.
ReplyDelete*snickering* And also maybe perform the ceremony? After all, he was ordained as a minister a few years ago.!
Deleteall of @7's examples are enough to make the Green card people nervous. Too bad he won't promise to take her ass to India permanently...as a trade...
ReplyDeleteProbably some fat hairy russian/arab gazillionaire.
ReplyDeleteI've long given up hope on Lindsay getting her shit together. She's firmly got her finger pushed down on the self destruct button and seems to be quite fine with making a mockery of herself (that list she leaked is a good example) as long as it makes some headlines and brings in some quick money.
ReplyDeleteShe bangs on about wanting to start acting again and living a normal life yet she has no real idea of what a normal life is like without the drugs and the alcohol.
She'll probably carry on like this for a few years until she's found in some hotel room all alone.
Sad.
@Sherry I was thinking the same, can't be Chatwal as he is already married and I don't think he has any residency issues just addiction and money!!
ReplyDeleteI tried watching her mess of a reality show. I thought that train wreck would be amusing but only made it through 2 episodes. The narcissism just pissed me off.
ReplyDeleteWill she ask the Ofrah to be her maid of honor?
ReplyDeleteMohammed Al Turki The happy couple in New York last year
ReplyDeleteAnd after the ceremony Linds is found floating facedown in the hotel pool in 3 - 2 - 1...
ReplyDeleteI think I know this one - that Vicram Chatwal (?) guy was recently busted with all those drugs on a flight, hence the concern about being barred from the States.
ReplyDeleteI mean if they stopped Nigella from coming in, he must be on dead shaky ground.
Oh famn - I pre committed to my guess before reading the comments, threw my hat as it were, but you guys have already debunked!
ReplyDeleteI guess when is Lindsay there are loads of contenders. Nice shout out to Dina in the blind, though!
There must be three letters of the English language that someone MUST clue him in on before the happy event: S-T-D.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the prince of Brunei? I think that would be a way to get solid US footholds.
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