Thursday, May 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 16, 2011

#1 - What way under legal age C+/B- movie actress from several hit movies was spotted at Fashion Week chain smoking cigarettes and making out with some guy who looked to be in his 30's. Where are the parents?

Chloe Moretz


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  1. Sav's not gonna like this one.

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  2. parents are at the bank.

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    1. Funny, but true. Thanks for the laugh!

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  3. LOL @JSierra, Sav's writing a book: "The Defamation of Chloe Grace Moretz: How the Internet Tried to Kill a True Talent, and the Man Who Singlehandedly Saved Her Reputation".

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    1. Heeeyyy, Reno! :D

      I caught a Reno 911 clip last night and it made think of you!

      Reno 911 DUI

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    2. Shhhh seven don't give him any ideas! Although maybe he will feature us as the internet villains and we really will be A list posters!

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    3. @JSierra, we should totally get our Glamour Shots™ ready! :D

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    4. I want an 11x8, Fuck those small 7x5s.

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  4. Clue the fan club....OT: I looked at shovel fight gurl twitter and she tweets all the time abt getting high. Her ex bf said she's 14. Wth?

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  5. @Countess---I think MTV has found their new Teen Mom! Look-out Jenelle....

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  6. To be fair, the guy could have been a couple of years older but a frequent user of the Lilo anti-aging cream.
    You never know.

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  7. I believe she was the popular guess?

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  8. Derek I think that's a good call. MTV should go ahead and start her casting app but from what her bf said she has "anger" issues...ya think?

    Idk even known who Chloe Moretz is btw. C'mon fan club, send me a link!

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  9. If yer gonna stan for a wettie, atleast make it a hot one.

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  10. @Countess Chloe is quite the accomplished little actress actually. She has worked with Martin Scorsese. She was in Kick-Ass and the lead in The Carrie remake...

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  11. I loved her on 30 Rock as Jack's nemesis.

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    1. @missKWyumyum, yes! She was perfect!

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  12. I always figured she was in the angelina jolie school of sibling affection.

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  14. Her mom is probably living vicariously through her & counting all the money.

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  15. disappointing-she is a talented girl

    hope she doesn't go down the child star path of destruction

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  16. Ahh. Thx seven and derek. Idk them if they don't start on Disney, have trashy reality shows or stupid movies that I maybe get to see or hear about. I live in a trash can of bacon fat in Entys cubicle....

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  17. Lol @Watermelon. I see what you mean though.

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  18. Her mom hinted around then that they'd had a 'rough patch'. I think she straightened up pretty quickly after that. It was around then that family started going -everywhere- with her.

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  19. @Seven. You know me so well.

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  20. this one shocks me...i thought she had a good head on her shoulders

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  21. Poor kid. Hollywood Babylon strikes again. Frigging stage rents.

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  22. This blind was from 2011. I'm going to guess she hasn't gone down the Lilo track since she seems to be working regularly.

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  23. @Ari,

    Are you seriously taking this, and other things posted here, as fact? Jesus. It's 99% nonsense used for "entertainment" purposes.

    I'd think if she or her family saw this they'd fall over laughing considering how anti-smoking the whole of them are. If the writer(s) had any familiarity with their targets they'd probably make blinds a bit more realistic.

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  24. Google alert works every time.

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  25. Well, hey now. At least she wasn't making out with her brother!

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  26. Ick, nast.
    Making out with a CHAIN-SMOKER!? Might as well lick every ashtray in the city. Disgusting. :-P

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  27. Ick, nast.
    Making out with a CHAIN-SMOKER!? Might as well lick every ashtray in the city. Disgusting. :-P

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  28. @c17: That is what makes Dentyne Ice gum so good. It burns all the cigarette taste out of your mouth.

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