October 29, 2013
I always think it is funny when this former A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner gets some comeuppance. She had no idea that she was talking to a woman the other night at a party who has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis.
Gwyneth Paltrow
EveryBODY thinks it's funny. And I still just don't really get it. I think she is probably delusional, but harmless
ReplyDeleteAnyone else wanna see her trip and fall face first into a mud puddle? Damn I'm snarky today...
ReplyDeleteIt's a snarky kind of day Courtney. I just want her to become AWARE. Problem is, I don't think she has that ability.
ReplyDeleteShe lives in her own world. I doubt she would care, probably send a thank you card for the actress being discreet.
ReplyDeletePoor Emma. :/
ReplyDeleteShe should go sit in Jon Hamm's lap.
I don't know what's with me today but yay! Let's celebrate snarky Saturday!! Maybe I'm carb deprived...off to the fridge. Talk amongst yourselves.
ReplyDeleteTTM, she isn't harmless so much as a stalking horse troll. Her opinions rile the throng with her cluelessness.
ReplyDeleteI use to not MIND her---some of her early work was pretty good but those comments about her life being harder than an everyday working mom irked me to the ending point. Anyone hear the interview of Jolie going off on her regarding that statement of how ludicrous that really is...
ReplyDeleteSnark SATURDAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm here to profess that idiots get on my nerves.
@Seven EEEEEEEE!
ReplyDelete@derek, that is so wrong! I jumped!
DeleteGreat excuse here to introduce everyone to the Goop Parody Blog. I seriously wish I'd come up with this myself. :D
GoopYou.com
Why ty @Seven - looks most amusing. I suspect I shall be spending some time there in the future.
DeleteThanks!
@Alita
DeleteI think you might be my spirit animal, @Seven ;)
DeleteI don't think that's funny. It's one thing that goopy is annoying as hell, sure I agree, but inadvertently making polite conversation with someone who had been regularly doing your husband I wouldn't really wish on anyone. No matter how much she cheated or how bad the marriage was. Who was the other woman?
ReplyDeleteI bet Alexa Chung. I saw somewhere a photo of them together a few months back.
DeleteFroggy, odds are it was Bosworth. Those rumors (and pictures of them making out) have been around for years.
ReplyDeleteThen again he seems to get around, so who knows?
Don't that just gives you the giggles.
ReplyDelete@bacon ranch,,,,,thanks. Bosworth,,,,that's got to hurt,,,she's like the younger version,,,,,
ReplyDeleteProbably not so funny for her. It's kinda sad actually. Granted she can be annoying & whiny at times but I never understood all the hate for her.
ReplyDeleteSomeone not being able to identify with common people doesn't justify being happy their significant other cheats on them. Ever been cheated on? It hurts like a bitch and the hurt never really goes away.
ReplyDeleteThat's just bullshit. If you think that's OK then would it be OK for me to say "I think it's funny anytime a lawyer gets cancer since they are already a cancer on the world"?
I agree it's not funny.
ReplyDeleteYes it's hell to be cheated on and I don't wish that upon anyone. But when you walk around with an ignorant air of superiority and spew the insulting mindless babble that she has, I can see why she's disliked. The cheating is humiliating but she's not done herself any favors either. He's asinine for doing it though I agree.
ReplyDeleteNormally, I wouldn't think it was funny. But it's HER, so it's fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I think the other woman is Kate Hudson. Or cam Diaz
ReplyDeleteWell then Gwyneth is better off. Wasn't Cameron the one who was itching?
DeleteYes clammy ...I mean, uh, cammy had some issues in the nether regions apparently, but she and gwynnie have been popped at parties talking, but yet they aren't friends really, is strange,
ReplyDeleteMore likely Kate...she shady and egocentric...and loves bangin musicians
She knew about Alexa Chung, as she did bosworth, soo not them
ReplyDelete+1 exactly. I'm thinking Hudson and gwyenny. Only loves herself so I'm sure it wouldn't really hurt just irritate.
DeleteActually I think this will be a very slow divorce, he seems to have made some promises that he's not all that keen on keeping…
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Seems as though Gwyneth has been doing plenty of cheating of her own for years, too. I just can't throw a pity party for her.
ReplyDeleteSo because her opinions are ludicrous she deserved to be cheated on and potentially humiliated? (Not if she's been cheating herself, of course).
ReplyDeleteThere's tons of stories about her cheating from what I've read.
DeleteDunno what they see in him.
ReplyDeleteIll bet anything Chris has spoken to ppl GOOP screwed and didn't know either and I'm not talking Beys bitch.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they see in him…a hint …$$$$$$$$$$$$
ReplyDeleteWhat is so bold, brazen, on the behalf of the other woman!! I either totally love it or it actually makes me feel just an itty, bitty, iota of sad for her. That insane to walk up and look the wife of the guy you're banging in the eye... And can you imagine him when he heard about it?
ReplyDelete--Normally, I wouldn't think it was funny. But it's HER, so it's fucking hilarious.--
ReplyDeleteThis.
Also, let's go back and review the comments on the Bey/Jay roomful of his conquests and compare remarks...
I generally think a video of her groping over, or being photographed eating MickyD's, would be funnier. But I get why people enjoy a little schadenfreude when it's Goop - so, carry on.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Alita.
DeleteCount me as another who wouldn't wish her the hurt of infidelity but being busted for hypocrisy (sp).
*groping over = falling over
ReplyDeleteGroping Goop sounds hideous.
Hey, if Gwyneth doesn't necessarily expect monogamy, why should any of us care whether she is being chatted up by one of her husband's extracurricular conquests? Let's not forget, she said this last fall:
ReplyDelete‘I am a great romantic – but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist.
‘Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs.
‘It’s like we’re flawed – we’re human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge.
‘That’s their problem but I think that the more I live my life, the more I learn not to judge people for what they do.
‘I think we’re all trying our best but life is complicated.’
That said, I kind of agree with her. Marriage is difficult and people make mistakes.
ReplyDeleteHasn't Martin had a long standing thing with Natalie Imbruglia the one-hit wonder from Aust who lives in London and maybe that's why he wanted to leave LA to return to London (thought I read this recently).
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't wish that situation - unknowingly talking to your husbands frequent jump off - on anyone no matter the state of the marriage.
ReplyDeleteGoop has been with Jeffery soffer. Elle McPherson husband. Rick yorn. Power la attorney. Tim McGraw the creator of glee and ahs. Brad fulchack. She is no angel folks it was an open marriage
ReplyDeleteHow can it be comeuppance when she doesnt know?
ReplyDeleteMust have been Alexa Chung
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