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Blind Items Revealed

December 13, 2013

This former A list comic actor who blew through about five headlining movie gigs before falling off the fame map entirely still has close to A list name recognition. He also holds the world record for being the drunkest celebrity to ever drink at The Abbey. This actor got so drunk he literally had to be carried out of the bar by four servers and placed in the back of a car and then carried out of the car by people at his house at the other end.

Martin Lawrence


30 comments:

  1. Get to steppin'!

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  2. I used to LOVE his show Martin!

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  3. someone got drunk at a bar. okay.

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  4. No one guessed it.

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  5. The Abbey is a gay bar in WeHo. Hence the blind

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    1. Psst @7: you quote-link-text like Entward writes blinds ;)

      My head was spinning just reading that!

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  7. @Seven Remember when he pulled out a shot gun on the highway and nearly went on a shooting rampage?!

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    1. Omg YASSss!!! Wasn't he on crack or PCP? I remember it was something real bad that I was surprised he was on. Remember DMX pretending to be an FBI agent or something and zooming around all crazy in a car. Swearing he was undercover police or something crazy. Ahhh, I miss that kind of crazy. *tear*

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    2. @Sillygurl, it wasn't drugs. Dehydration and exhaustion caused him to want to FIGHT THE ESTABLISHMENT!!

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  8. but the blind doesnt discuss him hooking up with people on a lawn, or cruising for guys, or being closeted...

    straight people go to gay bars, and gay people go to straight bars, and its not a big deal.

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  9. What was he doing at the ABBEY is he gay? didnt know

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  10. VIP! I am sure you are the belle of the ball there dah-ling!

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  11. Big Mommas Place was not funny.

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  12. Martin was Dave Chappelle before Dave Chappelle was Dave Chappelle.

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  13. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Martin is an large cup of AWESOME!!!

    :^D

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  14. Anonymous9:46 AM

    "A"

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  15. Is this the guy who messed up Lark?

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  16. Not a huge actor (fame wise anyway) but Andre The Giant got super drunk after downing like 65 beers. He passed out and no one could move him because he was ..well a Giant!

    I'm sure the list of actors/esses that have been carried out of a bar/party/awards celebration/etc because they were drunk is legion. Nothing to see here.

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  17. Dayum Gina.

    We never missed his show at my house.

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  18. I miss, "Martin". This is sad.

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  19. Gay bars are the best. Everyone is just being themselves, not half as much of the pretentious shit you see at a straight (?) bar. Just acceptance, which is cool for a change.

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    1. Jacq ... we've *so* been to different gay bars ;)

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  20. Pound those fists on the table. "We want Martin Lawrence! We Want Martin Lawrence!"

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