December 24, 2013
This married foreign born pop singer who is trying to make a comeback has been doing a lot of recording at night. She also has been spending a lot of time with this male porn star who goes by one name and who is very very large.
Lily Allen
Name that porn star!
ReplyDeleteI am not going to Google that.
ReplyDeleteAre there any other kind of male porn stars?
ReplyDeleteThis is a job for Count.
ReplyDeleteOmar for the porn star? He's the only one named one I can think of who's known for his size.
ReplyDeleteNow I wanna make up male porn star uni-names:
ReplyDeleteTripod!
Stretch!
Tiny
Well I must have been busy on Xmas eve because I don't remember discussions about very large porn stars.
ReplyDeleteViolet--PRIORATIES! ; )
ReplyDeleteI heard one porn star on the radio who is known to be packing heavy bragging about bangin Lilo on the coach while her dad was sleeping upstairs
marcus?
ReplyDeletebut forget his name...
ReplyDeleteRocco, Mandingo, Omar (or is he Big Omar?)
ReplyDeleteOmg! Rocco Sifredi sp? is my favorite! I think Mandigo had a prosthetic. LIES!!!!
Deletetalking abt mr marcus
ReplyDeletethey took down my fav bookmark from xnxx mr marcus french girl...had it two years my go to late night clip
gone
*tears*
wasn't Mr Marcus rumoured to have HIV or something?
ReplyDeleteYes, I can't watch his videos anymore. I'm trying to get past it because it's not fair. Lilo also is rumored to have HIV. Her dad confirmed and then took it back. THERE are NO take backs!
DeleteSome friends of mine went to the Sex show a few months ago. Ron Jeremy was there. I find him repulsive, and even more so after hearing that he showed up in dirty sweats and a T shirt in crocs and the venue was charging over $20 for a picture with him. Ewww somehow does not quite cover the icks I get at that thought.
ReplyDeleteRon Jeremy is relying on name recognition (and viagra) at this point I think.
ReplyDeleteits out there somewhere nurysp. try a tube site or ask the count.
ReplyDeleteDerek, I know banging Lilo on the coach is a typo, but I have all sorts of pioneer visions from that description.
ReplyDeleteMarcus has syphilis. Kept working after he knew he had it. Scumbag.
ReplyDeleteMandingo, maybe.
ReplyDeleteMr. Marcus is out of the biz for hiding his results. He was popular with the actresses, especially ones who chose him for their first IR scene.
I would like to think Rocco has better taste.
ReplyDelete@hairydawg, that was it. I knew it was something pretty bad.
ReplyDeleteWell the porn blinds bring out the lads.
ReplyDelete#itsrainingmenhallelujia
WOOOOHOOOOO
DeleteThe answer is: all if them!!!!
Best movie ever.
DeleteThat's why you don't get with porn stars unless you want a permanent gift
ReplyDeleteGood for her,,,:-))
ReplyDeleteSillygurl: While I hope that's not the case w/Lilo (I'm not going to wish HIV on anyone), frankly I wouldn't be surprised, as the likelihood of her practicing any kind of safer sex is remote at best. It might also explain some of her behavior as of late: if she figures she's going to die anyway, she might as well drink, drug, steal and lie as much as possible. Unfortunately, I can also see her being the kind of sociopath who would be more than happy to spread the wealth around, in an "if I'm going down, I'm taking as many people as possible with me" way. (Yes, I know, a good drug regimen can keep full-blown AIDS at bay for a long time, but really, who thinks she has it together enough to follow something like that? Is it possible some of the various bruises, etc. are actually Karposi's sarcoma? *sigh*)
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ReplyDeleteLooooong time reader,first time to comment,be gentle...
Yay, TartanPrincess! And now I'm thinking of Charlie...
DeleteTTM,I was hoping u would be the first to respond!!!I love how u always say oot/aboot/shite...I am Scottish and it reminds me of home...aaaahhhh!!!Plus,u rock!
DeleteWoo hoo, TartanPrincess! Thank you! Are you still.in Scotland??
DeleteNah but close enough,live in Ireland with Irish hubs,here since 2000,just had a baby boy and this site has kept me laughing and feeling human during those 3 in the morning feeds!!!Also during my 2 hour commute to work before mummy duty!!!
DeleteHey Tartan Princess! 2 snaps for a New Poster!
Delete(get it? Bc you're from Scotland? Ehh worth a shot)
Welcome to the jungle Tartan Princess.
DeleteWelcome, Tartan Princess!
DeleteThanks Sherry and LowKey, always nice to think ur not an unwelcome gatecrasher!
DeleteAlways late to the party. Welcome, Tartan. I won't castigate you for misspelling my name. Always gentle with the new posters. Hi, TTM!
DeleteAw shucks Charlie,ur too kind!!love all ur foodie talk,its like porn to me!
DeleteTeeheeeee k-wigs,love it!
ReplyDelete@Silly and Robin I really hope not. I will always have a soft-spot for that wild thing. Unless she gets behind the wheel plastered again and hurts someone. and when she went to jail they released the list of meds she was on and the only one STD related was Valtrex so I don't think its true fortunately. Plus she hooks on the side--surely it would be confirmed by now...
ReplyDeleteWhere's Count? He seems to be the go-to guy for porn star knowledge.
ReplyDelete@Vera--I did not understand what you were saying BUT then I caught my spelling error. lol. I was all like whats so strange about bangin on a coach smh...
ReplyDeleteI've waited to comment hoping to see (and I mean SEE) the suspects for Lilly Allen's toy of choice. Where are all those good clicky's? Dammit VIP!
ReplyDelete@derek. they might not have listed lilo's meds for hiv b/c she might not have been on them, intentionally. she seems like the type to live in denial on a permanent basis. so she might refuse the hiv drugs out of flat out denial... happens
ReplyDeleteGo big or go home, right?
ReplyDeleteI have to say I am kinda surprised many of the ladies here are familiar with what I am presuming a straight male porn stars.
ReplyDeleteSo let's see, Lily Allen is in England, so does it have to mean the porn dude is English, or could he be from America? The only English straight male porns stars I know of are Johnny Anglais (he was Benedict on Big Brother UK). Despite the one name moniker, he is packing, and I could see him being a star fucker. Steve Hooper, also packing, but 2 names. The rest I know of are gay porn.
Hmm, okay how about Talon. He used to do gay under Lex Baldwin, then went to straight porn because his brother guilted him into it despite the fact he was making WAAAAY more money as gay for pay. He got some unfortunate plastic surgery, but he is packing.
Can't change a ho into a housewife. ..
ReplyDeleteI would guess Mandingo.
ReplyDeleteMr. Marcus/syphilis deal: Syphilis test results show either REACTIVE or NON REACTIVE. If you ever had syphilis, you will show as REACTIVE, whether the infection is active or not. Marcus tested hot, went to the Dr, got the antibiotics, canceled a shoot or 2, then 10 days later, after the Dr told him he was no longer contagious, he went back to work. He fudged his test to show NON REACTIVE, cause dude had bills to pay, so he needed to work.
Mr. Marcus put no one in danger and no one caught syphilis because of him. No one ever cared to trace back who Marcus got it from. Certain porn bloggers were happy to have a black scapegoat to hang the syphilis panic on. Marcus' agent at the time, shady buck toothed cunt Shy Love, chucked him right under the bus, too. This was all around the time there was an outbreak in Europe where 17 people tested hot for syphilis, so some whore who worked there or came over from there to work, probably gave it to him.
Talon's uncle is Dirty Harry. That dude is great. He brings a distinct level of creep/disturbing to a scene. Watch his scenes w/ Sasha Grey, and any other barely legal, or his Meatholes scene w/ Kerry Kraven, a tall, pale UK sub who can take a whoopin and a chokin like a champ.
Your knowledge of porn is epic. I bow down to you.
DeleteLearning so much useless pub trivia from Count. I feel like I'm getting quite the porn education.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Hi Tartan!!
Hiya Lux!!Know what u mean about porn education,I learn so much from the good Count..what a man!
DeleteHe is quite the aficionado when it comes to porn! I find myself learning about a whole new world, that I would have been otherwise ignorant to.
DeleteThe more you know, hey Count?
I ran this past some of my porn homies and someone guessed that Voodoo guy. The parachute jumping porn mope. One of you broads can Google and meatgaze to see if the equipment can be labeled "very very large".
ReplyDeleteThis is probably very wrong and very nerdy, but reading about Lily Allen hooking up with an endowed porn star makes me think of her brother, Alfie Allen, who plays the reportedly endowed and subsequently SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT
ReplyDelete(presumably) castrated Theon Greyjoy on Game of Thrones.
And this headline:
Lily Allen Turned Down Incestuous Role Opposite Brother Alfie Allen on Game of Thrones
And yeah, it's wrong.
Intercesting, Seven! If Lily is hitting the coke hard, and porn dudes...wow.
DeleteLily Allen's brother's dick & a hot ginger whore.
ReplyDeleteNSFW
At least in Europe, Rocco os known as Rocco Siffredi, so no one-name there. And he's not very very big. There's only one name in my mind who fits the description: Mandingo.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes me ask the next question. Mandingo is know for unloading on the face. Did Lilly Allen enjoy that "gift"? So, she's a nasty one? Good for her!
Omar is from London. He'll shag anything if you watch his films. Err, not that I have of course. A friend told me about him. That's right, a friend, let's go with that...
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess we now all know why "Lily Allen has a baggy pussy"
ReplyDelete@Lux bwaahaaaa!like throwing a sausage in a bin bag!!
ReplyDeleteRiiiiighht Barry. S'okay sweetie. None of us is who we say we are. Love ya all the same. Send pictures, m'kay?
ReplyDeleteWe have our own pornographologist. Handy.
ReplyDeleteOh Mandingo is a facialist.